When was your last enema?(2017-2020)

Acerbas, did you ever consult a physician, maybe gastroenterology, about why you have such severe recurrent constipation? Enemas can be a lot of stimulating fun but not if you have to use them for severe constipation. Good luck.

Eric

Tonight, just now. 4 quarts warm Castile soap, 3/4 tsp/quart. Still need another DBC and/or thick plastic nozzle, so used a bat shaped douche nozzle, so almost like just sphincter control. Held about 10 minutes when arousal overwhelming and orgasmed. Fortunately wearing a disposable diaper. No major leak with orgasm, but lost some on way to commode, mostly in diaper.

Eric

Just finished up a warm, soapy enema...felt so good and I was dripping precum throughout it. Only about 1 1/2 qts but it was what I wanted.

About 1/2 hr ago... got all the way top to the ceptum.. Nasty smell... but love the feeling when its deep!

Yesterday morning I gave myself 3 enemas. One was 2 quarts and 2 were 3 quarts. I ran the hose about 36" in for the 2nd and 3rd enemas.

Last night. It was very nice too.

Last Night, ? well actually this morning around 2 am. I had 2- 2Qt very warm water soda/ salt with a assortment of EOs. I am feeling the onset of cold/flu symptoms (had a client yesterday that I'm sure was contagious ?)

Nott sure if it will truly make a difference but I decided to go "ole school" and take a page out of my grandmother's remedies. She believed a laxative or a good cleaning out could cure almost anything!

Last Night, ? well actually this morning around 2 am. I had 2- 2Qt very warm water soda/ salt with a assortment of EOs. I am feeling the onset of cold/flu symptoms (had a client yesterday that I'm sure was contagious ?)

Nott sure if it will truly make a difference but I decided to go "ole school" and take a page out of my grandmother's remedies. She believeda laxative or a good cleaning out could cute almost anything!

Cat719,

What is an EO? Enema orgasms? Thanks,

Eric

I'm working on one right now. My partner is about to put it in. We give each other one every day.

In reference to my post Monday, first, trivially, spell check nailed me again, I wrote “bolus” (incorrectly) and it got corrected to “bolts,” also incorrect. Should probablybly used “turd.”

At any rate, I took another enema yesterday for investigatory purposes, to see whether any more hard fecal masses were forming. I did not have the urge to defecate. As is my wont, I held this enema for a couple hours. Why waste an opportunity to jerk off? When I did get around to evacuating, the only solid waste I could produce was a few small turds.

My hypothesis is this: Last year my son, knowing my propensity for dietary experimentation, gave me a bag of shelled hemp seeds. I didn’t try them for several months and when I finally did sprinkle some on my veggie bowl I came up with a terrible bout of constipation, which I previously wrote about. I stopped eating hemp seeds and, voila, no more constipation. But stupid me, I couldn’t resist experimenting, so last Thursday, I think, I ran out of onions and substituted some hemp seeds. I think that might have precipitated my bout of constipation Sunday. I have a hunch that the seeds are not compatible with my present diet. I’m tossing the seeds, and we’ll see whether l have any more tough shit.

Incidentally, it’s not like this has been a long standing problem. I have taken many, many enemas in my 82 years, but all except one have been for recreational purposes. As a very young child my mother, who was cleary a klismaphile, used to whittle suppositories out of a bar of Ivory soap and use them on me if my bowels had not moved to her liking. The suppos were painful and I learned to “produce” to her liking to forestall them.

There was a hiatus then, from about the ages of 3 and 6, where mom did not fuss over my bowels at all. Mom always had a red open top enema bag hanging over the bath tub; maybe she was using it on herself too much to worry about me. The only exception was in my sixth year when one evening I overheard her tell my father, “I think he needs an enema.” My father acceded, and they wound up giving me probably a quart or so of soapy water. It was strangely pleasant and exciting, and although it was the only enema I ever got from my parents I have little doubt that it played a major role in turning me into a life-long klismophile.

Fin, acerbas

Our meeting Tuesday was a wonderful session with both of us having a great time. He wanted me to bring my anal toys so I brought seven of them. Some were dildo's others were vibrators. I also brought what I call the Grand-daddy. It's a 7 inch long and 4 and a half inch around combination real skin dildo/vibrator with heat. That sucker stretches me to the limit. I also brought my 8oz blue enema bulb, similar to the one my mother used on me growing up. Like I said in my post earlier in the week, I was thinking there would be an enema in my future. My mother loved using the bulb because she loved multiple insertions into my rose bud hole. As luck would have it, so does my new enema friend. He reasoned that since he was going to use several of my anal toys that it would be a good idea if he gave me a bulb enema.

So after he undressed me and then he got undressed, he took my enema bulb and we went into the bathroom. He protected the floor and my knees by putting down a rug and then two bath towels. While he was preparing the mixture of baking soda and warm water, I got into position, on my elbows and knees. By the time I was ready, he lubed the nozzle and then lubed my rectum and bowels pushing his finger all the way in, wiggling it, and then pulled it out the same way and spread a little more lube on my hole and around it. He got the bulb and slowly pushed it in till it was all the way against the anal opening. In a gently but steady motion he squeezed the bulb till the content entered my rectum and bowels. He slowly took the nozzle out and re filled the bulb, put another dab of lube on the nozzle and again slowly pushed it all the way in. Again he gently but firmly squeezed the bulb till it was empty and then slowly withdrew the nozzle.

He asked me if I was okay and if I could take a couple of bulbs more. I told him lets go for it. About three quarters through the fourth bulb I told him I was cramping and needed to go so he pulled it out. I got up and expelled what was pumped into me.

It took about twenty minutes to a half hour before I felt confident enough to continue trying to stretch my anus.

He used a total of four dildo's and vibes, with the last one being the Grand-daddy. That sucker is long and thick and bendable. I told him he needed to use a lot of lube for that one and he did. He was excellent, taking his time going slow and always checking with me to see if I was hurting and he needed to pull it out. He gently butt firmly pushed the head into my opening {PLOP}. At that point I started to feel full. Then ever so slowly and inch or two at a time he pushed it forward till it was all the way in. I was stretched and stuffed, butt it felt so good. He started to go in and out in and out and he had me moaning. After about fifteen minutes or so he slowly took it out. He told me it left a small round gape. I smiled and said thank you for doing that. He responded ..."It was my pleasure."

I'm hopping to repeat that procedure in about three weeks which will give my rosebud hole a chance to rest.

Yesterday morning. I was constipated as usual and wanted to get all of the hard stool out of me before leaving on my long Thanksgiving trip. Dulcolax was out of the questions since I was going to be stuck in a car for a number of hours and then staying overnight as a guest in a friend's house. I used a disposable 1500 ml bag filled to about 1700 ml with the soap packet added. I did it in the left side Sims position with the bag hung high on an IV pole. I was over a waterproof pad covering my bed. Had several rounds of cramping and flow stoppage but was finally able to take all of the water and hold it for about 5 minutes. The results confirmed that I was indeed constipated. After about 30 minutes on the toilet I was ready to leave on my travels.

I took about 3-liters through my 36 inch CT-75 colon tube. The 2.5 inch retention ball held everything in as I filled my ascending and transverse colon first. I filled to a sensation of fullness with only a slight bit of discomfort. I could feel the the warm water flowing back down my descending colon as the bag deflated.

Although I know that the tube occupies space and can decrease the volume I'm able to hold, I didn't completely cut off the flow once I reached fullness. I set the clamp to a slow drip and held on through 20 minutes. When I finally released the retention ball and began to pull the tube out, it fired out of me. However, the removal of the tube also relieved the pressure and it was a couple of more minutes before the enema began flowing out. I was nicely cleaned out and I stepped into the shower to finish up for the afternoon.

Yesterday morning, for the first time since January. 21/2 quarts very hot, with J&J shampoo, very crampy..

This morning I took 2 hot, extra soapy enemas and a clear one to rinse. I ate so much junk yesterday that I was simply not feeling good. My stomach really cramped during the soapsuds enemas and that feeling came over me as it always does - pain and pleasure. It hurt so bad but it felt so incredibly good and my all of my female parts were eager and swollen. I wanted to climax from the enema itself but unfortunately, that didn't happen. I'm still very horny so I just may have to take some more enemas tonight!!!

I wanted to climax from the enema itself but unfortunately, that didn't happen. I'm still very horny so I just may have to take some more enemas tonight!!!

Hope you you have some very productive enemas tonight (or whenever you get to it)! 🌹

This morning I took 2 hot, extra soapy enemas and a clear one to rinse. I ate so much junk yesterday that I was simply not feeling good. My stomach really cramped during the soapsuds enemas and that feeling came over me as it always does - pain and pleasure. It hurt so bad but it felt so incredibly good and my all of my female parts were eager and swollen. I wanted to climax from the enema itself but unfortunately, that didn't happen. I'm still very horny so I just may have to take some more enemas tonight!!!

If you're that horny why not just take another enema you like and have a satisfying masturbated orgasm? Or are you actually trying to produce a no-hands orgasm just from the enema?

Eric

This morning around 6 a.m., my wife gave me a 4-quart enema with a 10 in nozzle. I put a handful of Epsom salt in it with a half cup of vinegar. She stroked me the whole time that I was taking the enema and after the bag of water emptied in to me I took over I stroked the hell out of my stiff dick. I kept jerking off until I came. I like for my wife to watch me take an enema as I'm jerking off. We've done this for the last 5 days in a row and I'm not tired of it yet.

This morning around 6 a.m., my wife gave me a 4-quart enema with a 10 in nozzle. I put a handful of Epsom salt in it with a half cup of vinegar. She stroked me the whole time that I was taking the enema and after the bag of water emptied in to me I took over I stroked the hell out of my stiff dick. I kept jerking off until I came. I like for my wife to watch me take an enema as I'm jerking off. We've done this for the last 5 days in a row and I'm not tired of it yet.

CannotGetEnough,

What effect(s) do you get from the Epsom Salt and vinegar? What are you trying to make it feel like?

Eric

Vinegar is always good for the body or do you drink it or stick it up your ass. Epsom salts seems to help me release all the water without having to go back to the potty several more times. It works for me. Try it you might like it.

Last night 2 quarts with baking soda..feeling bloated and constipated from too much Thanksgiving food! great relief.

It's been too long for me, probably almost a month. I need to fix that.

It's been too long for me, probably almost a month. I need to fix that.

@Allie80 I would too. 😄

@ericmacson That's exactly what I was trying to have - a hands-free orgasm! They're the best kind!!

@ericmacson That's exactly what I was trying to have - a hands-free orgasm! They're the best kind!!

Mom's Egirl,

I can't imagine being able to do that, but others, including you, can. With my bad ED, I'll just have to keep relying on kinky props (sneakers, rubber, butt plug or enema, etc.) and Domme fantasies while masturbating to orgasm.

So did you manage to have one or more good climaxes with just the enema? How did you make it work (volume, solution, nozzle, timing, etc.)? Thanks,

Eric

My wife was out shopping yesterday and texted me that she didn’t feel and was bloated from Thanksgiving. I didn’t say much until she got home. I told her what needed to be done but she protested and said she didn’t want to have to get an enema. She likes to play like she doesn’t like them. I prepared the bag with warm soapy water then called her to the bathroom. I undressed her and put her on her hands and knees with her bottom raised. With easy access to her asshole, I proceeded to lube her well, slowly inserting my finger. Once lubed, I inserted our large green flex nozzle into her bottom and began the filling. She cramped a little but managed to take two quarts. She retained only a couple of minutes and then expelled. From the results, the enema was definitely needed. I gave her a quart rinse and she seemed to be doing much better afterwards.

@ericmacson That's exactly what I was trying to have - a hands-free orgasm! They're the best kind!!

I'm the usual horny guy and like both hands-free and "hands (or other body part) on." Wish I could do multiples so I could enjoy both kinds at one time!

This morning I had 2x2Q - lovely

I'm the usual horny guy and like both hands-free and "hands (or other body part) on." Wish I could do multiples so I could enjoy both kinds at one time!

Moliere,

Actually, I kind of do at times. Occasionally I'll get out my PureWand and engage in some prostate massage which always makes my prostate feel like I'm having one long continuous near-orgasm and sometimes maybe a "prostate orgasm." It feels tremendous. But after that's done and I just leave the wand in my ass for a few minutes more, I can often generate a regular masturbated orgasm. Almost like I'm getting two orgasms one right after the other. With my serious ED, that's not a bad outcome.

Eric

@ericmacson EO is Essential Oils. I occasionally add them to my enemas. I have long studied the indications and benefits for use of many EOs. I have used them for years in my health career.