I have both male and female doctors and am turned on by neither, although two of my female MDs are gorgeous. Candidly, I can never remember being horny when I was real sick …
Great story: Many years ago when I went for a vasectomy, I had a urologist who was not only a frequent golfing buddy but was a great prankster. His nurse took me to the examining room, told me to strip completely, and had me place my feet in the stirrups (my first time for that and it has since become an incredible enema/pegging turn-on … I see stirrups and instantly get the same sensations I do at the sight of an enema bag with a healthy-sized nozzle.)
Back to the story: I am naked on the table -- covered modestly in a sheet -- when his nurse, pleasant in appearance, about 40ish with I what I would guess a D-cup chest, says she is going to prep me for the procedure and puts a basin filled with warm water on a shelf between the stirrups. She starts to wash my cock and balls in some soapy mixture, massaging far more than I believed necessary, and I started getting an erection so fast I could have won the Olympics. I didn't dare make eye contact but did but notice her nipples, despite her uplift bra and scrubs top, were so thick and pronounced I still recall the moment many years late when I masturbate.
"Oh, look," she said in her best matter-of-fact voice as she actually masturbated my cock for four or five strokes. "You men sometimes get an erection that is perfectly natural … but I'll fix it …"
With that, she grabbed the crown and the upper shaft of my penis tightly, took her other hand in an over-the-shoulder slap directly on the top of my engorged cock and -- so help me -- it blew the wax out of my ears!
Needless, to say, her counter-move was most effective and she and the doctor laughed about it much to my chagrin. The operation was a success and I could never get the nurse to give me a second try because she was married and I suspect the doc was involved as well. She gave me a compliment, which I imagine was a consolation when she told me I had a beautiful cock several months later, and I could only shake my head. "I've got D.S.B" I told her and then explained, "Dreaded sperm build-up." She's still giggling.
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