Chocolate Enema

Has anyone heard of using chocolate in an enema

Yes, so have a lot of video makers.

It's extremely messy and hard to clean up.

I couldn't get the exact recipe but she said it has , chocolate, milk of mag, and coffee in it.

Just get some BOSCO or HERSHEY'S syrup.

We usually have some FOX'S U-BET deep in the fridge for ice cream sundaes.

Personally I use Hersheys SUGAR FREE chocolate syrup as puttung sugar up there is really not recommended. Also another alternative is Nestlé chocolate mix with no sugar added. These three I know and tried with much success.

(Hard to find it was out not too long ago) is Hersheys Special Dark Baking Cocoa. That mixed with some (easy does it!) Philip's Milk of Magnesia will give you dark brown diarrhoea.

Hope this helps

Sugar in the butt is not a big deal (sugar in the vagina is). It will ferment, cause gas, possibly draw fluid in via osmosis depending on concentration, and give a strong urge to go, but other than that there isn't much of an issue. Maybe if you were diabetic, but I thought I remembered hearing that most sugars aren't absorbed well by the large intestine (Suzie? Mashie? Anybody?)