Fart fetish

I have a fart fetish i love to smell them the nastier they are the better i like them

I cannot relate but whatever blows your boat through the water then Go For It!

For me I like to see a loose hole farting after some fisting, but no nasty smells just the clean air in a large hole.

I must admit to liking and admiring the smell of my own farts, but not so much others. Of course, sharing is caring, so the occasional Dutch oven for the ladyfriend can be entertaining, if not downright hilarious, until of course she elbows me in the ribs and cuts me off for the night...

Sorry .....I see no magic in that.

I don't like the smell but enjoy the SOUND of them.. I will Post my own story of one I let that was loud and weird sounding. Pure accident trying to cure some BAD constipation.

I can't say that it is a fetish, but farts are insanely funny for me. The louder and more inappropriate, the better.

Like a loud rattle during a moment of silence in class. Preferably while sitting on a wooden chair.

Uncontrolled laughter guaranteed.

Each to their own and if not harming anyone I say embrace your fetishes. I have very wide range of fet interests but this is certainly not one of them.

I don't have a fart fetish. I don't necessarily enjoy them, but when you gotta outgas, they sure beat puking if you can't belch. I know when I am borderline on tossing my cookies if I can fart I am probably not going to puke.

When I was much younger my mother and her fucktard boyfriend really disliked farting and the fucktard always accused me of farting around him. Oddly enough it was true I did fart around hm all the time. Being around him was so unpleasant your stomach would actually roil and outgassing was the natural result. I am pretty sure I would have gotten cold cocked by the fucktard if I told him that he was actually at fault.

When I was with my enema partner I loved it when she let one slip. Her face would turn red because she knew that would be taken care of post haste. When we were alone she would let out a blast just to prod me along.

I did have a friend once whose sister liked the smell of farts. She said they smelled kinda good. This isn't the same but I like the smell of a lawn with fresh manure on it. I think it reminds me of cracking open some cheeks to slide in a nozzle.

I find farting so funny when at home with my loved one,

I dont know why,but sometimes it just gives me the giggles,

Peace,

Caz

Interestingly, I like farts from females, and don't like them at all from males. I've thought about it, and have determined this to be because of an erotic response to intimate instances with women. I have ZERO erotic response to any intimacy with men. Simply said, a female's fart smells erotic, and a male's fart smells offensive. Of course I know that there is no actual difference, but to me, the psychological response is enormous.

Caz, you'd love the "Right Honourable List of Farting". Google it, but empty your bladder first!

Didn't Seinfeld do a sketch on how people secretly like to smell their farts??

Farting, smelling, hearing, or otherwise, does nothing for me sexually. I have laughed and gagged over many in my life. Whether created by me or someone else in the family. The many different sounds that are posible just make me laugh. My younger brother sometimes sends me clips of his more spectacular ones.

My younger brother sometimes sends me clips of his more spectacular ones.

Now that is kinky. Sending fart video to your sister is somehow just not right. Reminds me of the guy that posted a 47 second world record fart after a colonoscopy where they obviously filled him up with air. I had one a few years ago and did fart like there was no tomorrow but this guy had me beat. Hopefully this won't lead to a section for fart videos.

This never gets old:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2JI0k9HuZk

Moppys jalopy said

Now that is kinky. Sending fart video to your sister is somehow just not right. Reminds me of the guy that posted a 47 second world record fart after a colonoscopy where they obviously filled him up with air. I had one a few years ago and did fart like there was no tomorrow but this guy had me beat. Hopefully this won't lead to a section for fart videos.

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Agasmic said

This never gets old:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2JI0k9HuZk

Boys, control yourselves. Behave.

The next person who posts a fart video will be punished.

.Boys, control yourselves. Behave.

The next person who posts a fart video will be punished.

@SwitchableSusie @Moppys jalopy @Agasmic

Oh gawd, now you've gone and done it, they boys will start tripping over themselves to post fart videos to get their punishment.

Before I had my first colonoscopy the gastroenterologist told me I would wake up in recovery and said, "Don't hold anything back, think of the campfire scene in Blazing Saddles."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dm9rN6oTs

Lol this thread is funny!

Https://youtu.be/wbAF1EExpek

Personally i don't see what people see as funny about farting, if your partner accidentally farts during anal play just continue like it never happened.

Personally i don't see what people see as funny about farting, if your partner accidentally farts during anal play just continue like it never happened.

That's true. We just ignore it.

The premise of a fart joke or a video highlighting it is what makes it funny.

This one from Mel Brooks' Blazing Saddles is the seminal classic fart scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIP9KXdmO0

Sending fart video to your sister is somehow just not right.

No videos, only audio! Farts don't look as much as they sound funny. I'd probably put one of his best as his ring tone, but prefer to not fart in public.

Personally i don't see what people see as funny about farting, if your partner accidentally farts during anal play just continue like it never happened.

We usually giggle a bit and continue. They just aren't a surprise anymore after all of these years.

I love the rich aroma of flatulence as it exits a nice round rump. To me, there are various odors that farts can have, ranging from potatoey, to beefy, to eggy and I love all of em. I started out by liking my own. Everytime I fart, I can't help but take a good strong whiff. Whenever I fart, I try to preserve it for as long as possible. I fart in jars and preserve them so I can take a smell later. I also have a fart scented candle (yes they really make them) for those days when my butt isn't pumping out as much gas as i'd like. Bed farts and shower farts are great too. the shower amplifies the stink and entraps you in a nice misty haze. I also dutch oven myself in bed. I started out just liking my own, but graduated to liking other people's. especially attractive males (i'm gay). a guy farting with confidence and abandon is one of the hottest things ever!

I also like the scent of poop. I know this is odd, and an acquired taste, but I do enjoy it. to me, it has a nice rich, full smell, not unlike beef stew. But I only like the smell of healthy poops. Unhealthy is repulsive.

It is strange that no one here has mentioned "Le Pétomane." Wikipedia tells the story of this fellow. I'm certain that some of us will get a big smile out of this. It doesn't go into too much detail on his ability. I have read elsewhere that he could, with a fart, make the sounds of a baby crying, thunder, musical instruments and other sounds. Here is the link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane and yet another: https://www.damninteresting.com/professional-farters/ Hope that you enjoy, and that this is the right place in which to post it.

Myself I get no enjoyment out of farting but I did have a g/f that told me her b/f loved them and asked her every time she farted to hold a plastic bag over her anus and then do it in the plastic 'baggie' and seal it right away.

Here's a you-tube video of the Seinfeld cast farting around!! Jerry did a stand-up about people secretly smelling their own farts - but I couldn't find it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVI10NdnuSo

I had a colonoscopy here two years ago and in recovery it sounded like a pipe organ out of tune. Thanks for the smile Zity-Bizers.