Dental exam fantasy come true

I found a real life dentist who wants to have a play exam with me.

Is anyone else in dental like I am??

Does anyone have any suggestions for what I should request for my exam?

You should have a full oral cavity soft tissue and neck exam, full periodontal probing, furcation involvements, tooth mobilities, mucogingival status, caries exam, occlusion exam, electric and temperature pulp testing on all teeth, a full set of at least 20 x-rays, TMJ and muscle exam, range of motion, occlusal interferences, diagnostic casts made, full occlusion records, and pantograph recording. If he is hard core, you could have him tattoo the center of rotation of your TMJ in front of your ear over the lateral pole of the joints.

More than 25 years sitting at the dinner table with my father-in-law periodontist and mother-in-law who is an oral pathologist has taught me a lot about dentistry! The most important thing is to see board certified specialists.

I would ask for full slow examination with wrist restraints . Moving on to having mouth clamped open with a retractor or rubber dam while he explores other areas with his gloves on and a soft commanding voice .

I want him to use the drill sound and put as many instruments in my mouth as possible .

I wish I could find one!

Definitely a retractor and just a chat about what could happen if you don't get this or the other treatment