I've written about this here before, but here goes. I worked for an old-school bank in the 1970s. I had to have a physical in its medical department as a hiring requirement. But when I showed up for my appointment, there was no one to do it. So I thought I was off the hook.
A year later I celebrated a colleague's lunch with sushi and a lot of sake. I get back to the office and find a message to call medical. I did and they wanted to see me for a “well employee sale.” I told my boss and went to the medical department. A nurse sat me down and took my blood pressure. She said I had an irregular heartbeat and had to have it checked out. I said it's nothing, that I knew about it. So she sends me down the hall for an EKG. Shirt off, electrodes etc. Funny how no one could do a physical a year ago but now there's an EKG tech. He takes the readout and tell me to go to another room to see a doctor. I beg off, he says I won't be able to get back to work with a doctor's signoff.
I go to the doc's office, he's an old guy. Seems happy to meet me, I was 24 and in great shape. We talk and he tells me to take my shirt and undershirt off and sit on the table. I ask if this is really necessary and he gives me a mini lecture about my health. So I go over to the exam room and do what he says and I'm sitting there as he's reading something and makes a phone call.
He comes in and looks at me and says that since I missed getting examined he'll do a physical now. Told me to get ready. I said well here I am. He laughed and said of course you're not used to the procedures here. Please take off the rest of your clothing; I'll need you to be naked for this exam. I started to protest and he said he called my boss and he needs to sign off. And he won't until he examines me, So I strip with him watching me. I'm down to my shorts and he says those too. I'm naked on the table as he does the usual checks. He notes that I'm in great shape. I lay down for the abdominal. Then I stand up and he peels back my foreskin a few times. I get semi-hard. Does the hernia bit then squeezes my testicles,
I think I'm done at this point and go over to my clothes. “Not yet, young man. We'll check your prostate now.” He has me get up on the table on all fours. Says to take a breath and wham, he's inside my butt. Gets to my prostate and tells me he's there. He's rubbing intensely. “You may feel some pressure." I grunt and my penis starts to drip, It's like a slow orgasm but not as much fun. He takes out his finger, says ”everything checks out" and tells me to get dressed. It was a very weird afternoon.