LOL Liquid'. I forgot about coffee. While I have not ever received coffee in bed in any sexual way, but I have done so to Doc. He had a coffee enema once. I don't remember what he said if anything after that.
We were in a hotel in the next town over from mine and the weather was getting bad and we were hearing reports of a possible ice storm so bad it might close the roads. So, everyone left the hotel basically to travel back to their home before they couldn't leave. Needless to say we had almost the entire hotel to ourselves. That is always a good thing because I'm a screamer.
Anyway like most hotels this one offered free coffee around the clock. So let me back up a quick second. When Doc and I check into a hotel I usually try to feel out the hotel staff. Most of them ask a question like, "what brings you to our hotel today? or something like this. This gives me the opening I need so that I can figure out how easy going, laid back they are or visa versa. So I tell them the short version minus the name of the kinky web site we met on. So I reel them in with our love story and long distance romance, then when Doc gets in from parking the car I start getting very naughty.
I actually do try to embarrass him mildly every now and again. To me naturally it's hilarious, and if I am reading him like I think I am I think he likes that I do, usually, lol. So then the hotel staff will ask what size bed you want. So we say a king, then I tell them if they can to put us in a room as far away from others as they can. Then I tell them that we have very hot kinky sex and he makes me scream. It might embarrass the staff when I say things like that, but I always make them laugh and smile. But they usually try to accommodate that request.
Okay so back to the hotel where we were about the only ones and the free coffee. So Doc and I were getting our grove thing on. I decided to try coffee, why not right? It's something we have never done together, I read a lot about it on here, the coffee was free, so what the hell? So I go to the lobby, the nice desk lady was just putting out a fresh batch of cookies, I took 4 by the way for the both of us. And I got about 6 large cups of fresh hot coffee. The desk person joked about us being so thirsty and asked me if I needed a tray. How thoughtful of her right? So I took her up on that offer. As I was putting the cups of coffee on the tray she then asked me if I would be wanting more when we were done with those so she would know if she needed to make a new pot. This was about11pm, so her next question to me was, "I can't believe you two are going to drink that much coffee and still be able to sleep". And she then went on to tell me that she gets wired.
So after she was finished with her story I looked her in the face and I said, "oh, we are not going to drink the coffee" I started to finish my sentence and she cut in and said, "oh, you guys want to dunk your cookies in the coffee." Then next I smiled and said, "no, I am going to give him a coffee enema." Her eyes got sorta big and she says, "I have heard a lot of my friends at the munches I go to talk about coffee enemas." Surprise was on me this time, the nice desk lady was kinky too, lol.
But I had forgotten I played a part in another food related kinky time. Mmmm
Mashie