Outdoor Urination

Wish I could relive the times of peeing out door like I used to whenIi was little. But thanks to the society and it's taboos, Such actions can land you in jail or even worst the sex offender registery for exhibitionism.

We had some snow a few days ago and I decided I was going to write my name in it or try to and 2 male members here said I should have a go too.

Well when I was full to burst I put my big coat on and a pair of boots but I went out in the back garden with a nude bottom half. I was really cold but I stood with my feet well apart and used my fingers to raise my stream so I could draw lines in the snow and make the letters that way. It was very hard to do really because I had to keep stopping and starting. I was too empty after I had done the first 3 letters to finish. I just got the "AME" done out of "AMETHYST".

I should have done my real name because it is shorter and it is only the first letter that is hard to do. I did try again before I went to bed and this time I tried to write "HELLO" but I was too empty to finish it so I just got "HELL" done. So I cheated and did the "O" with my foot. Hahaha

I hope we get more snow this winter so I can try to write my real name. I think I should be better at it next time too because I think I know where I went wrong.

I did a good job of freezing my bum though. Hahaha

I've tried to write my name in the snow too and was totally unsuccessful. Remember don't eat the yellow snow!

I've peed outdoors while trimming the hedge. For some reason that day it just seemed hot to do. I was fully clothed with long pants on. I really had to pee, so I just let it go. It felt fun running down my legs. I then came inside, threw everything into the washer, put on fresh clothes and continued trimming the edge. It was also fun when camping out. All of my friends were straight, but when hiking we all peed at once. Fortunately, I never got hard.

Living in a rural area and camping lots I pee outside quite a bit. I grew up on a farm and ranch so if you had to go you went around your horse or or truck and took care of business and then back to work no big deal here.

Sometimes the urge comes to me while I drive my car ! so embarrassing ! have to find the right spot and stop to pee and always prefer in the nature than in a gas station

For all you city folk just be careful pulling over in the country. Peeing on farmer John's electric fence is NOT something you want to do.

For all you city folk just be careful pulling over in the country. Peeing on farmer John's electric fence is NOT something you want to do.

Exactly. Nice way to get an electric shock straight up your hosepipe. I wouldn't like to imagine the burns that might result!

What a great idea Amethyst; unfortunately there is not a lot of snow in Mississippi, I don't think I will ever have a chance to try it.

Exactly. Nice way to get an electric shock straight up your hosepipe. I wouldn't like to imagine the burns that might result!

Not going to happen. This is an urban legend.

While a urine stream looks solid, if you look at it under a microscope/high speed photography, you see it is only a sollid stream for several inches, after that is is a series of drops.

Not going to happen. This is an urban legend.

While a urine stream looks solid, if you look at it under a microscope/high speed photography, you see it is only a sollid stream for several inches, after that is is a series of drops.

Hmmm ... in general that might be so, but if you start looking up instances, you will find there are documented cases of men getting an electric shock nonetheless, sometimes even with distinct traces of burns as evidence. I suppose there are several variables involved, distance to the source of electricity as a first one and the debit or density of the urine flow as a second and possibly outside humidity as yet another.

One instance that i know of from reading in the local papers: someone who lived a few blocks away from our house, got so tired of drunk men peeing into his mailbox (which as is typical here are slotted into the front door which gives into a hallway) that he rigged a device that gave an electric shock. It was successful enough that several men lodged a complaint against the entrepreneurial fellow who was then ordered to dismantle his electrical thing-a-ma-jig (even though virtually the whole city was in sympathy with him).

Obviously peeing into a mailbox slot (in metal) from around waist height is a short distance, so there is less chance of a urine stream breaking up into individual droplets.

And someone (or more) lodged a complaint with the police, who ordered the man to dismantle his little device. You have to wonder who would go to the police to complain he couldn't safely pee into someone's mailbox and hallway, but hey, I suppose there are all kinds of guys who think the world owes them something for their anti-social tendencies ... ha ha.

We've got a real blizzard due to start in 24 hours, so I am drinking plenty of liquids to load up. Unfortunately, they are predicting winds of 40MPH plus, so it may become next to impossible to write my name in the snow. Actually, with winds like that, I may end up writing down the road....

Srithanonchai you're just on a roll! More, more! Seriously...

@Switchablesusie said

Not going to happen. This is an urban legend.

While a urine stream looks solid, if you look at it under a microscope/high speed photography, you see it is only a sollid stream for several inches, after that is is a series of drops.

@agracier said

Hmmm ... in general that might be so, but if you start looking up instances, you will find there are documented cases of men getting an electric shock nonetheless, sometimes even with distinct traces of burns as evidence. I suppose there are several variables involved, distance to the source of electricity as a first one and the debit or density of the urine flow as a second and possibly outside humidity as yet another.

From what I remember of video clips I saw several years ago, the man has stood very close to the fence when receiving a shock. Yes, I agree, streams of fluid break up into drops, which would make the transmission of an electric current much more difficult. Also you can never be certain that what you are seeing in such a video clip is real and not simulated for the camera.

Thinking about it further, such a shock would probably be too brief and the energy discharge too weak for any significant burn to result.

When I was around ten I peed on an electric fence and it shocked me........told my father about it and he could not stop laughing.

Course

When I was around ten I peed on an electric fence and it shocked me........told my father about it and he could not stop laughing.

Course

Ouch!, I bet that hurt a lot. I was thinking about trying it but I rather no.lol

Why would anyone want to try that? I guess I don't believe in self torture with no pleasure involved. It would be like sticking your tongue on a frozen metal pole when it was 10 degrees out. Umm, no thanks.

Mashie

I've backed into an electric fence with jeans on and it was shocking but not unbearable. Involve my da kine? No thanks.

You've all heard the expression "pissing against the wind"....well later today it has been forecast that we will have wind in excess of 50 MPH......I shall try to do so, and see what happens.. It may be more difficult than peeing with an erection.

Well i have often been in the position of having to pull over when out to relieve my self , its not easy finding a spot to do this . i haven even resorted to using a drinks bottle , i guess its down to old age or a weak bladder .

Men, and women, you can purchase a hand held portable urinal for under $5.00. There is even a female attachment. While I have never used it in the car, it is comforting knowing it is available. Cold nights out camping, a real life saver.

I did try to piss into the wind today, but all I accomplished was getting my self soaked. It's not an easy thing to do with wind gusts up to 65 MPH. Much easier to piss with the wind at one's back.

I did try to piss into the wind today, but all I accomplished was getting my self soaked. It's not an easy thing to do with wind gusts up to 65 MPH. Much easier to piss with the wind at one's back.

Well duh ... ha ha ha.

Our kids knew that by the time they were 9 or 10 from camping out in the mountains ... 😃 😃

I do have to admit, that really is pretty much a no brainer, with all due respect, lol.

Mashie

Another thing that was impossible, in yesterday's wind, was being able to write my name in the snow by peeing. It did not matter what direction I was facing.

PS: Mashie, my tongue is still in my cheek

You all are making me want to go outside right now and pee all over myself. I have never peed outside on purpose for fear of the neighbors seeing me, but the through now is driving me crazy. I have a diaper on and it would have to come off, but that's not a problem because I've been in it for four hours now. I am wearing black jeans. It's only 31 degrees outside right now so the warmth of the pee will quickly change to freezing cold. Getting all hot and aroused as I am typing. Got to go folks, I have some outdoor business to take care of...................

I did try to piss into the wind today, but all I accomplished was getting my self soaked. It's not an easy thing to do with wind gusts up to 65 MPH. Much easier to piss with the wind at one's back.

Did it come back at you as icicles?

The wind was calm tonight, so I finally had my opportunity to write my name in the snow with pee. Since I am the only one around here with my name, I decided to write someone else's name instead, which I did. Mission accomplished....

You know, sometimes you have to ponder things. Last year I heard, learned, and saw the coolest thing. If the temp gets down past a certain degree and I don't know what that is, you can throw a bucket of hot water into the air and it will instantly freeze. If it gets that cold again, to whatever degree that is, will pee do the same thing?

It should right? Or does it have something to do with the water being hot? Will it work with luke warm water?

Mashie

Maybe the saline content might also have an effect. Doesn't urine contain various types of salts or other organic compounds?