This is what happens when you have waaaay too much time on your hands. With apologies to the late George Reeves.
Faster than a laxative! More powerful than a suppository! Able to leap on the toilet in a single bound!
Look! up in the bathroom! Is it a doctor? Is it a nurse? No, it's Enemamom!
Yes it's Enemamom, strict housewife from another planet. Eneamom, who can change the course of soapy water, bend you over her lap with her bare hands.And who, disguised as a mild-mannered mother in a great Metropolitan city, fights illness and constipation the Enema Way.
And now, another exciting episode in the Adventures of Enemamom!
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