Vegetables, toys , and anal play...

I've had the same concern that many have, others having lost items in their rectums or higher up.

Shopping for yellow squash at Sprouts market one day, I realized that the plastic vegetable bags (with a soft consistency but enough strength to hold 3-5 lbs of veggies), was the perfect answer. I took several off the roller and bagged them with my veggies.When I got home, it was easy to discern that they are folded, giving them a modest level of protection from contamination. Also, they are probably manufactured under modestly strict guidelines, and I've never heard stories about, or anybody for that matter, getting contaminated vegetables out of a store bag. AND, we all know to wash all veggies before eating, and/or anal insertion... Yes?

Opening the bag, and using the protected side as that part which will pass through the anus, with a yellow squash therein, provides the security that we are not going to lose a toy inside a rectum. There is always enough bag outside the anal orifice, and I don't have any worries from solo, or partner play, that ANYTHING is going to get lost.And, it goes without saying, that in anal play as with others that require a lubricant, you can never use too much.

NOW, go out and make it a gr8

weekend!Hermann

I use a cucumber a condom and lube lol

Try a pumpkin. It will never get lost.

Cucumbers and zuchinis are great for anal play

Why not use a veggie with a long stem attached that will allow you to retrieve it. Maybe a gord

The problem is that the cactus keeps poking holes in the bag.

It just was Easter time with a lot of boiled coloured eggs ...

Why not use a veggie with a long stem attached that will allow you to retrieve it. Maybe a gord

NO The stem on those can easily separate from the vegetable.

My favorite vegetable for anal play is Chinese eggplant. It is slightly soft and pliable yet firm enough not to break. It has an extremely soft and shinny outer skin so it is very smooth. And if you find a good selection you can find them in varying lenghts and widths. All of these properties makes for one outstanding anal toy !!!! http://www.planetnatural.com/wp-content/uploads/ping-tung-eggplant-lg.jpg

Oh yes, I know exactly what you mean, err I mean "feel". Was a happy "consumer" of an chinese eggplant many many times...

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I have used yellow squash in the past. My colon is 7.5 inches before the turn, if the squash is longer than that, no way you can lose it. And even if you did, I would think you would poop it out

I once tried a rather large cucumber... about 3 inches in diameter...and 7 inches long.... It went in ok...I then took a four quart enema. the thing moved up into me.... It went past the curve .... and even though I expelled the enema... the cucumber remained inside. I was a little worried to say the least. I finally got off of the toilet and came into my television room and sat down in my recliner chair.... and relaxed.... about 15 or so minutes later I felt the cucumber once again invade my rectum. I went back into the bathroom and finally pooped it out... I do not think I will do that again...

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A pineapple?!? WooHoo! Hahaha.

I was traveling once on business and was ever so incredibly horny. I went to the supermarket that night and got a really long sausage and stuck it up my butt. Yeah, the checkout guy had a smirk, like I know what you're up to, since I had only gotten this long sausage about 1.5" diameter and about a foot plus long, and LOL, one loaf of bread.

Wow, I didn't realize it was spicy hot sausage. I got it in about 8" and then it suddenly hit me, this stuff is damn hot, like it was really hot.

I went in the tub and was able to turn the nozzle upward so I could take a little enema. I did several of those to flush the hot spice out. I felt much better, so, I took a huge enema off of the bathtub nozzle and had a great jerk off session! Good times!!!

I love a couple eggplants. One large and the second larger. Warm up with the first, move on to the second and I have a wonderfully stretched hole.