After walking in a drizzle under trees that had what looked like humongous string beans dangling from them, I reached the Wellness Center for a free skin cancer screening.
The music playing in the waiting room was what you would typically hear if you went to a massage room at the massage parlors i go to. Which is ironic because that last debacle a couple of weeks ago, the radio was playing atypical 70's * 80's pop, not conducive to the traditional ambiance of a massage.
The middle aged lady behind the desk was bangable by my personal standards, & i would if i could. So while filling out the form, i said stuff that made her laugh a little with my typical mildly self deprecating humor. I opted not to sing Uncle Sam Blues while filling out the questionnaire.
As i sat waiting, i watched the people outside walking down the sidewalk on their way to work. Nice young Asian ladies were among them. One caucasian lady, though she didn't have big boobs, was walking with a lot of boob movement. i would guess she was wearing some sort of bra that offered little support, as opposed to no bra at all (from how i tried to look through her blouse)
i was so hoping for a female doc, but i saw this young red haired male walking around in a white coat, going in & out of 3 exam rooms, so i gathered i should just be disappointed & get over it. I did also see a lady going in & out of the 3 rooms also. With long dark brown hair & no coat, I gathered she was the assistant.
When my name was called i went to the room as directed. & that lady pointed out the gown to me and said "The opening goes in front. You can leave your underwear on". I thought this was strange because isn't it the opening supposed to be in the back? Depends on the situation i guess
The opening had 2 places to tie the sides together, one up near the neck, and one at the waist. I didn't bother with the one up near the neck, but i did the one at the waist, just to try to look compliant. Eventually i re-tied it, as my gut was breaking out of it. I didn't really care, but i kept thinking about the doctor undoing it, & how i like being undressed, though mainly by women.
After about 2 or 3 mins, there was a knock at the door. It was the assistant, & i forgot what the hell she wanted, maybe just to tell me the doctor would be in shortly. I asked her if these gowns were disposable because i saw them being thrown in a garbage pail with a liner, alongside another pail with real disposable gowns. She said they wash them, but weren't set up with a laundry disposal (so they put them in a garbage pail ?) .
I could hear the low tones of the doctor with another patient in the adjacent room. Ironic, considering he had a rather soprano voice. Yes it was the young red head. He seemed very young, and i thought he might possibly be gay, but who knows who cares.
I was sitting on an exam chair as he started with my scalp, and then he continued on with the face, arms & chest, untying the gown & opening it as he got to my waist. He slid down the right shoulder of it when looking at the right shoulder, and then i just removed my arm out of it to free myself. Then he asked me to stand to look at my backside. And the gown slid off of me as i did so. He lifted up the leg holes of my black IZOD boxers to check my upper thighs. And that was pretty much it.
Which is exactly what my regular dermatologist did (with the leg holes) the last time around. i wonder if i ever were to raise up my waistband so high to a point where she would want to lower it to check underneath. I read a lot on here about people who are scanned completely nude, and maybe it's a gender thing or she doesn't suspect i'm ever exposed to the sun under my undies, & that may be why i'm never nude for her.
Now as you can see when i go to exams, i pay attention to detail so i can come back & report to you folks, as opposed to the fact that it's a private closed door exam & no one will ever know anything except me & the doc.