PVC Pipe Injector Syringe and Ground Beef

I recently made a 24" long 1 1/2" PVC pipe injector syringe like the ones on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y06mzBdgs1M It works fantastic to inject 18 marshmallows or up to 4 peeled bananas into my ass for an incredibly full feeling.

After using it a few times I started thinking of what else I might try to inject to simulate a firmer stool. Then it came to me, 1lb of ground beef. After warming the ground beef very slightly it is easily packed into the injector and the plunger pushes it out like a very long continuous sausage link.

No real urgency to evacuate like with the marshmallows but when I did decide to let go I had to push and filled my diaper with what felt very much like the real thing but with no smell or leaking mess.

I wouldn't be so fast to inject raw ground beef into my colon. That's a BAAAD idea. There are lots of bacteria in ground meat products.

Using your device, you could just as easily inject a firm mixture of a lot of oatmeal in a relatively small amount of water that has been allowed to sit for a long time to get firm of you could use a lot of metamucil in a relatively small amount of water that has been allowed to stand and get firm.

I hope no one uses ground pork just because it costs less than beef.

Ground beef isn't just ground beef. There are other things that get in there and it isn't the safest thing to eat raw. Even if you cooked it. Who wants a Big Mac up your ass?

An evil tool I must make one !

Ground beef? What a totally stupid idea! You're up to get bacterial infections, trichinosis, mad cow disease and so on. These are of course highly unlikely but my god.