Sneaking rectal temps - and getting caught

I was never caught 'in recto thermometrum,'. But I did get a stern talking to when my mother discovered that I'd put it away "dirty" once after playing with it when I was perhaps 6 or 7 years old.

I was fastidious in cleaning it after sneaking a temp from then on.

I have done this all the time from the age of 14, but was never caught. Mostly I did it for fun, but also always took my own temperature rectally when I was ill. I avoided being found out by turning my bum towards the wall before inserting the thermometer, and doing it without removing the bed sheet. My mum stopped rectal temps when I was about 8 or 9.

Once, I think I tried to provoke being found, but got away without. I woke up one night, desparate to feel a thermometer in my bottom. Funny enough, at that time our family thermometer was kept in a cabinet in our sitting room. So I took off my PJ pants, and sneaked into our sitting room, naked from the waiste down, opened the cabinet ever so quietly, took the thermometer and, spreading my cheeks with 2 fingers, inserted the thermometer. I stood there for a couple of minutes, excited by the feel of the thermometer in my bum, and by the possibility of being caught. After a few minutes i took it out, and put it back and went back to bed, where I relieved the tension the only way possible. I still guess what would have happened if I had been caught....

The passed few times that I have demostrated of the feeling of taking my temperature rectally, I am mainly alone and very private with it. So I have never been caught.

I remember sneaking once. And never got caught

I definitely would sneak rectal temps as a teenager. I would anxiously wait for my parents to leave the house and retrieve the thermometer and Vaseline from the medicine cabinet. I never actually got caught but there were a few close calls where they came home sooner than expected and I had to quickly remove the thermometer from my rectum and run to the bathroom with my supplies.

Surprisingly I never got caught playing on my own, which I did pretty regularly. I remember one time as a teenager I was at home and under the covers with a thermometer in me and my dad came in to my room, but it wasn't obvious what I was doing, and didn't have the case or lube lying out.

I did get caught once playing doctor with a friend while his sister was babysitting me. He was about to slide the thermometer in me when she walked in.... needless to say the play stopped. Nothing further was said, so not sure if she said anything to my parents (or theirs).

As with many others here, I played on my own somewhat often and never got caught. I was always very careful I guess, though in retrospect I doubt there were that many circumstances under which I actually could've been caught. We never barged in on each other when I was growing up, for the most part.

The rectal thermometer that my mother used on me when I was little disappeared and no mention was ever made of it. I don't know if it broke or was simply discarded. I acquired my own rectal thermometer around the time I turned 13, so in a way I was sneaking rectal temps and in another way I wasn't. Had a few close calls, but was never caught red-handed.

I have posted before about me and a 10 year old male friend taking each others RT while parents were away. Tom and I from age 10 to just past 13 took our RT's many times when we were alone at my house or his. We never were caught but did have one or two close calls. One time when we were about 11 or so, Tom was holding the thermometer in my butt when his mom came home early and he had to take it out of my butt quick and then hide it in a drawer along with the vaseline. I pulled my pants and underwear up quick and we were not caught. Another time when we were in my bedroom at my house my dad came home in the mid afternoon , these was very unusual. I was taking Tom's RT, we were only in our underwear and Tom was on my bed underwear at his knees and thermometer in butt. We quickly got stuff hidden and dressed. Dad didn't find out but it was way to close.

I also had a few close calls but never got caught.

Our rectal thermometer was kept in our parents bathroom so I never tried to sneak our rectal thermometer out of their bathroom. When I was 14 I bought my own rectal thermometer and would take my own rectal temperature oh the fun I had.

@Steven_D

You post (42) is identical to a post made last July (41) by an n/a member. There is another thread where this happened as well. What's up???