"A Funny Thing Happened To Me On My Way To The Vagina!" OK, a strange titled but I will explain. My GF in HS and I started out with the normal stuff, kissing, then long kissing, then some breast touching, we just never got to, or she did not allow it, to have me finger in her vagina. Now keep in mind we were both naive inexperienced teenagers. So, one day I brought her home from school, and it was just us and her Mom at home but her Mom always stayed away from us for the most part. We had sandwiches, after school snack and then started our kissing, breast play, then started tickling. She got off the couch and I followed her still tickling her, then she fell backwards, face first over the arm of the couch. She stayed there so I started rubbing her leg, she did not move. So, I went higher, still no movement. I reached her panties and started to rub her fanny and still she stayed where she was. I then traced her butt crack down to leg of her panties, still no movement. I got brave and slipped a finger under her panties guessing she would now jump up, nope she stayed! So of course I found my way to her vagina, it was hot and very moist. So I started fingering her, of course under her school skirt so I could not see anything. Her mother called, maybe we got too quite, who knows, so she jumps up, calls to her mother she was coming and took off. I was so hot I almost could not stand it, however, when I looked down, the middle finger on my right had was covered with poop. So close yet so far away as the saying goes. Now, being very anal for a long time before this, it really did not bother me, but I also realized that my desire to play with her vagina had eluded me. Oh well, try another day. Thought everyone would find this amusing.