Twelve o'clock. High noon on St. Patrick's Day. I did manage to retain the eleven o'clock enema for thirty minutes, and no, darn it, I was not swept over by an enema induced orgasm.
Still using the fat colon tube I tried an experiment with lubrication at noon. I have a very old bottle of extra virgin olive oil (EVOO) that has started to grow rancid, and so is unsuitable for food. What the heck I thought, I'll try it as a lube. I put a little, maybe not quite an ounce, in an empty Fleet enema bottle, and squirted it into me. Then I slathered up the colon tube with it, and inserted it. With a dribble of water through the tube it slid in very easily, and I had no trouble getting the end of it around the bends all the way to my cecum. So when I opened the clamp, with the flow-rate still constricted by the trickle-clamp, two quarts of green water flowed slowly into my colon, coming in way up at the cecum. Much of it flowed easily through my ileo-cecal valve into my small intestine. Did I mention I like that sensation?
I didn't try to retain this enema, and discovered two things as I let it out. One, the green water was colder than I had realized, and two, the EVOO burned and irritated a bit after a while. Darn, I thought I was onto something good. Vegetable oil has a reputation of irritating, but I have had no trouble with Crisco which is vegetable based. The irritation isn't intolerable, but I probably won't do EVOO again.
I've now done six enemas out of a planned twelve. Halfway, and I'm still looking forward with anticipation.
Hugs,
Diane