What was your most embarrassing physical exam so far and why?

When I was doing the selection for the Met Police in London, the three day selection started with a fitness test. After they got rid of the perons who failed the fitness test you were asked to shower and put your underwear back on and wear a dressing gown. One by one we were sent into a room, asked to take the robe off and your underwear, you stood there nude, a guy was sat behind me, he was not a Dr. The Dr. looked at your body, never touched you or examined you, no blood pressure check, no hernia check. He asks you to touch your toes. Then was asked to dress again then leave. At no time any examination. The girls told me it was the same for them, they had to strip completely in front of a male Dr. and some kind fo male civil servant. I guess he had a great job, was extremely embarassing for me, and the girls told me they hated it, they said they felt like they were being deliberately being humiliated. No other physical exam ever happened to me in the Police Service.

First time I was with a new doctor, she began stething me and I got a hard on from it. I was still in my boxers while sitting on the table and she saw something moving and didn't say much until she asked if I wanted a hernia exam which I turned down at the time and she actually looked relieved that she didn't have to do it

I have never had an "emarrassing" physical at all...ever. Since this is an 18 plus site I do no think you will find any boys either. Perhaps a few childlike adults, thats about it.

Oh Turkent you of the razor sharp wit, what would we do without you?

When I was about 9 or 10, getting my annual physical with my mother in the room. I remember being totally embarrassed lying on the table with my bottom bared for a rectal exam while my mother chatted with the doctor.

I got nervous waiting for the doctor once and popped a semi. It went down before she came in. Later in the exam, she told me to hop off the exam table and stand in front of her. This was a sports physical, so I thought she was going to do some muscle and motion tests, but instead she just hooked her hands into my underwear and pulled it down. No warning - most spontaneous genital exam I've had. She had me nude for a while, because she instructed me on how to do a testicular self-exam.

But it's all in private. No exam I've had has truly been embarrassing.

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Back in my 30's I had a "Dr." I would see about once a month for sports physical exams, sports injuries, fitness goals, instructions.

Due to long distance bike riding and swimming; chaffing issues, he instructed me to remove body hair in my crotch area and butt. He also instructed me to masturbate but not ejaculate for periods of times to increase endurance, maintain testosterone levels, added energy.

After a while I developed soreness near my right testicle and an uncomfortable burning sensation in my prostate. "Dr." ordered me to go to the free clinic and get checked.

We stepped out of our "Dr./patient" roles and I addressed the issue of imposing my kink for physical exams/CMNM on unsuspecting professionals. "Dr." explained I had a real issue and it was probably nothing but to get it checked.

Nervously yet excited and with anticipation I went to the free clinic. In role play getting an erection in front of the "Dr." was something I didn't have to fight against like I would normally need to do during real physical exams, still embarrassing but that was all a part of the play.

I arrived at the free clinic and discreetly told the receptionist my issues. She directed me to the STD Clinic down the hall. My mind was working over time overly concerned about my physical exam fetish, concerns of erections and of course the lack of hair between my legs, reality and role play were at odds with each other like the devil and the angel on the shoulder.

A handsome male nurse around my age walked me back to the exam room, during my vitals, blood pressure, temperature taking, weight (dressed with only shoes off), my inner dialogue was "Please don't make me get naked in front of this hot guy. vs. Please let me be naked in front of this hot guy". The nurse asked what the issue was and I told him with as much discretion and lack of details as possible.

The handsome male nurse told me to sit on the exam table and that the Dr. would be in in a few minutes.

After a short while a non descript man, probably in his 40's, walked in. Glasses, not fat, not thin, just your average Joe, maybe a few inches shorter than myself. Not looking at me he shook my hand and introduced himself and read from my chart my complaints.

"Is that accurate"? He asked washing his hands.

"Yes Doc" I stated out of habit.

Part 2 of 2

He then turned straight on at me and without fanfare asked about sexual activity, sex with which gender, protected or unprotected....I gave short, truthful answers however gave no details.

Again, turning his back on me and retrieving things from drawers, putting them on a tray he stated:

"OK, we need to do an exam and check for any STD's. Have you ever had a swab taken from your penis or rectum"?

"No" I said. Beginning to get little scared about the word swab. I was expecting an exam but swabs?

"Stand up and drop your trousers", the Dr. stated as I heard the snap of latex gloves being administered.

Only thinking about not getting an erection from my hairless area, I dropped my "trousers" and stood there like a dork in my tightie whities, looking anywhere except at the person in front of me.

The Dr. sat on a stool and spun around and wheeled over eye level with my crotch. There was a slight pause then the Dr. told me "under pants too".

"Doh", I thought, this guy must think I'm a real bonehead.

I shifted slightly in our now cramped personal space and bent over and dropped my tighties past my knees, stood up and turned to face the Dr., not knowing what to do with my arms and hands, behind my back? To my side? Hands on hips? I could feel my face flush with embarrassment and a sense of absolute vulnerability in front of a stranger.

I realized nothing had been said, nothing touched, just the Dr. looking at my exposed genitalia. How much time had passed, it seemed like hours. Look straight ahead, look straight ahead is all the intelligence I could muster. I could feel my, less than impressive scrotum and testes shrink up into my body and my somewhat less than average penis retract. Crap I thought but then again no chance of erection now.

Finally the Dr. broke the palpable silence and asked if I checked my testicles regularly while in the shower. There were many answers to this question, none of which was me checking them in the shower however for the sake of the situation I uttered a "yes" to the Dr.

He began rolling my testicles in his gloved fingers and asking where the pain was located.

"To the right of my right testicle"

"My right"? the Dr. asked "or your right"?

"On my right side"

"Here"? the Dr. said.

"Yes Doc".

"When was the last time you ejaculated"?

I couldn't remember or think clearly so I just blurted out, "over a week ago".

The Dr. then took my shrunken member in his hand and manipulated it as I looked at the wall and thought about baseball, my grandmother, anything to keep my mind off of what was happening.

The Dr. rolled away and said it was probably just simple prostatitis and my may need to just ejaculate more, take warm baths however an STD check was to be done to be safe.

I could hear the rustling of sterile packing opening up and the Dr. returned to my scared and shy genitals.

"Take a deep breath and after I insert the swab count to 10"

I felt two gloved fingers on my small and retracted head then with a considerable wince on my part he inserted the cotton swab which was attached to what felt like a stiff wire.

"Count to 10" the Dr. stated.

"1, 2, 3, 4,"

"Stop". "Count slowly"

"1...2...3"

"Stop. Start over and count sloowly"

"1....2....3"

"Stop, look at me and count slower", he seemed annoyed with me as if I wasn't following his directions correctly.

I looked at the Dr and he looked at me and I started to count.

"1......2........3.......4" by the time I got to 4 I was completely erect, stiff, aroused. The Dr. looked down at my hard penis.

My mind was playing tricks on me and I became even more confused. What was happening, was my secret fetish exposed am I that transparent? I tried so hard not to get an erection, did he know? Did he enjoy this? I was flush with humiliation and aroused confusion. "7....8....." I began to feel the glow of sexual arousal and the flow of pre ejaculate, there was nothing I could do now to hide it, it happened and it's my place to deal with my embarrassment with being so easily manipulated. "9......10"

I had an erection and the end of a swab was staring me in the face. The swab was extracted with more ease than insertion and I could feel a flow of pre seminal fluid leave my penis and begin the long, slow ascension to the floor.

Moving right along the Dr. told me to bend over the table and rest my body on my elbows.

Humiliating posture for any man. Pants around your ankles, bent over with butt exposed and dressed man behind you. I could feel my penis pulsing between my legs.

"Pull your shirt up" he said with as much ceremony as a plummer asking where the water valve is.

The swab in the rectum was not pleasant however not in the least as bad as in the penis.

"You'll feel a cool gel, then bear down slightly and breathe"

I could hear the lid flip of the KY Jelly and I heard a squirt. He inserted a digit into my rectum and pressed gently and moved it around.

"Does that hurt"?

"No"

He pressed some more.

"Does that hurt"

"No"

I was now leaking and dripping and my penis was flowing with per seminal fluid onto the sterile tile floor.

I heard the wheels of his stool and heard the gloves being taken off, the sound of a foot manipulated trash can being opened.

"I see no lesions, sores, undo discharge and I recommend a thorough ejaculation and warm baths for a few days, however your test results will be back in about a week"

"Thank you" I said still bending over the table.

"You can stand up and pull your trousers up".

Doh, of course.....I tucked my still hard penis into my tightie whities, pulled up my trousers and left my shirt un tucked.

"My nurse will be in to give you some printed paperwork on STD prevention, warm baths and prostate massage, it might be a good idea to do that for a few days"

"Yes Doc" I said.

Still somewhat confused, embarrassed, aroused, I saw the Dr. leave the room and wondered if he knew, without even trying, the immense power and influence he has over some of us and of course me in particular.

Suggestion from the Dr. to go home and masturbate and ejaculate? I only hoped I could wait until I got home.

You know I'm always skeptical about men who say they developed erections and nearly ejaculated when they see the doctor. In forty years of practice I've never seen a hard on. Maybe I'm not attractive?

In forty years of practice I've never seen a hard on. Maybe I'm not attractive?

Wow not a single hard on? Some of the fetishes that bring us to this site really give a false sense of med life... always thought sooner or later all docs see them! I've only ever had a good sized semi from a very unexpected DRE...was definitely embarrassed when we both looked down.

I've always been skeptical of ejaculation stories too, but really thought at least partial erections were not all that uncommon.

I was applying to work for the government. Had to go through a mandated physical. Why waiting for the doctor to call my name i was dreaming about the lady sitting next to me. So when it was my turn, instead of starting with the vitals, the doctor had me drop my pants.

My most embarrassing physical exam was a proctoscopic exam. When I was young I imagined some ridiculous pathology and was scoped. When the proctologist saw it was only internal hemorrhoids he laughed at me and was condescending. Did I feel stupid.

My most embarrassing physical exam was a proctoscopic exam. When I was young I imagined some ridiculous pathology and was scoped. When the proctologist saw it was only internal hemorrhoids he laughed at me and was condescending. Did I feel stupid.

I experienced something of the opposite nature. I imagined having hemorrhoids, when what actually happened was my girlfriend cutting me internally with her fingernail. The proctologist didn't exactly laugh when he gave me his findings, but he made a sort of wry, knowing face, sighed a bit disapprovingly (or maybe I just imagined the last bit) and drew a diagram of what the real situation was.

I felt stupid too and am certain that I turned very red.

I guess that I never answered the question earlier BUT here is my most embarrassing one:

When I was 15 my mother thought that I needed a physical, didnt know why at the time. She booked it at a pediatrician's office that I didnt even know instead of going to my regular family doctor. When I was 15, I had not started puberty yet and that was a major embarrassment for me. (Maybe thats why we went to a different doctor?)--I was sort of the runt of the litter back then weighing maybe 75 or 80 lbs.--always the shortest and smallest in PE class, last to get picked for sports, and always hiding my shame with the must take showers back then.----anyhow that doctor made me get completely naked (in front of Mom) which had never happened before. Talk about being R E D faced with my still little boy parts for the world to see. The doc talked to us both after I was dressed about getting some special shots to make me grow some more but when he said "injections" I said "no way, that I was happy the way I was" (not really but shots scarred me back then and I always seemed to get them in my rear like little kid)----So that was the most red faced I ever got.

PS----I started getting pubes by just about my 18th birthday but even to this day I never grew any underarm hair.

Well I am not a guy however when I attended school in Russia mandated physicals were given in unused class rooms.

Us girls would wait in the hallway looking in whenever the door opened. The boys did find that humiliating than a nurse would come out and tell us to move on.

Most I ever viewed was guys in their under pants.

Most embarrassing was when I was 14 years old. I was face up on the table and got an erection when he was touching my stomach. I was wearing briefs, so it was obvious. He then had me stand up and pulled my underpants down, touched all around my penis but didn't feel it. He did say I had some discharge, but didn't ask anything about it. He was seated on a stool, so my penis was right in front of him.

I love cardio exam. One time I was sent to take the heart test on a stationary bike. Doctor hitched my chest a lot of ECG electrodes, put the cuff to measure my blood pressure and started listening through a stethoscope my heartbeat. At this time, my heart rate was more than 120 beats per minute (I had just sat). As soon as I began to measure blood pressure, I got an erection. The doctor said that it is impossible to conduct a survey with a tachycardia. I was very upset because it was my dream

Probably when I got a genital exam from a doctor who is a friends of our family. That was embarassing.

Not terribly embarassing, but at a physical during high school, i started coughing as soon as i dropped my shorts. Sensing my uneasiness, my doctor joked "not yet!"

I was tired of hormonal birth control and the PA I was seeing asked if I had ever tried a diaphragm. I was only a little familiar but didn't really know much about it. Basically it's a plastic ring/cup you insert to cover the cervix. You have to get the right fit and this required the PA to try inserting a few different ones to get the right size. Then, of course, I had to do it to myself a few times so she was satisfied I knew how. It was a little interesting having two of us inserting something in my pussy. I really ended up liking the concept. It was something you could pop in any time the mood struck.

The most embarrassed I have been was not the exam, but from a mishap just after. I was on my left side for a rectal from my female doctor, naked except for a towel over my middle. As I started to sit back up, the towel slid off onto the floor between the table and the wall. The doctor was on the other side of the room, and I hoped she wouldn't look back at me as I rolled on my stomach to reach down for the towel, leaving my bare butt exposed to her.

A question to "Mizz Lenka "

You relate a mandated physical examination at high school in Russia but I have not well understood how it was managed for boys and girls

Apparently, the boys were instructed to undress until underwears and then to follow a female nurse who came to call them in the hallway to come in unused class room where the physical examination took place and you could see them walking in just underwears or were they still dressed when they followed the nurse and you could see them in underwears only when the door opened ?

Wa it only you , as US girls, or all the girls including the russian girls class mates who could see the boys in underwears briefly ?

Was it the same for the examination of girls or did they have more privacy as regards their exposure to the sight of the boys classmates ?

as a US girl, did you were submitted also to this mandated physical examination?

So was it again a double standard betwen boys and girls as regards the respect of their modesty in this russian high school ?

Probably when I got a genital exam from a doctor who is a friends of our family. That was embarassing.

That really does sound embarrassing. Were you afraid going in but thought it could happen, or was it a shock, and so you saw the doc in other situations after having been examined naked?

Ah my most embarrassing exam, thats a crazy one to brinh back up in my life. I was about 15 and I was in for a sports physical for my first year of high school football and the big thing bout this is that my family doctor at this time was quite young, in about her 30s and looked gorgeous. I was nearing the exam and my doctor asked me to lower my underwear so he could check my genitals. At that moment I began to feel a very hard erection and as I nervously lowerd my underwear it stared her straight in the eyes, being a doctor and me an embarrassed as hell patient assured me that everything was ok and said with her usual smile that erections during this kind of exam were normal, she did the usual exam of my testies and penis and I thought that was the end of it but oh no, it was only getting started.

Before I could even consider pulling my underwear back up she explained to me that I was reaching that age that where I was gonna need a rectal exam and she told needed to get up on the examination table and lye on my side, oh god I knew where this was going, at that point I was already leaking with precum hoping to god I wouldn't cum. She put a bit of jelly on her finger and put it inside my rectum and begin to feel around my rectum and prostate almost massaging it. At that moment I felt like I was gonna explode and yes I did, my body began to twitch and feeling very warm and white fluid began to shoot out of me, I just ejaculated in front of my doctor.

My face was hella red and there was my own semen all over the exam table and on me as I tried to block it from getting everywhere. I didn't even wanna know how my doctor would react. My doctor saw my little spill and even she got a little red faced but she reassured me everything was all alright and gave me some tissues to clean up my mess. After that she finished my paperwork up and let me get dressed. I whispered to her that I was sorry for that whole situation and she reassured me that it was no big deal and that there has been worse thats happened, man id hate to see what could be worse then that

Ive never had something like that happen to me since that day so to this day that would be the most embarrassing exam ive ever had done.

A rectal exam including the prostate at the age of fifteen seems unlikely.

A rectal exam including the prostate at the age of fifteen seems unlikely.

I would agree that it seems unlikely for a routine sports physical. But not unheard of at that age, especially if there were some symptoms that the doctor picked up on that would require that.

she reassured me that it was no big deal and that there has been worse thats happened, man id hate to see what could be worse then that

Now what could be worse or more embarrassing in such a situation? I suppose vomiting all over the doctor or the clean floor and losing control of one's bowels or bladder ...

That is all what I could come up with ... gross stuff indeed, but I can't think of anything else really ...

A rectal and prostate exam for a routine sports physical? You have to be kidding me. Yes a prostate exam for symptoms of prostatitis. Even a rectal for symptoms of appendicitis but routinely? Hmmm.

I had received a physical from a new doctor who was borrowing the office of a doctor close to retirement on a Saturday. When it came to the EKG and sigmoidoscopy which the old doctor did, the new doctor had no idea how to use the EKG machine, or the rigid sigmoidoscope. So I had to come back to the office when both doctors were there, and the old doctor was extremely impatient. I took off all my clothes for both, although I would normally have been in briefs for the EKG, as two worked around and on me.The two required Fleet enemas I'd used per requirement at home had left a burning sensation and the old doctor was not concerned with my grimaces as he demonstrated.

That would have to be my pre-enlistmenr physical.