I can't believe I never talked about this one before. This wasn't particularly erotic, but kinda funny.
As I've mentioned on this board before, at the age of 23 / 24, I was still a frustrated virgin. When I told a sympathetic co-worker about me plight, he turned me on to the world of massage parlors. My first visit ended with just a rub n' tug, but on my second visit, me and the attractive mamasan who performed my table shower the first time went all the way.
Even though I wore a condom, I soon became paranoid about STDs afterward. Too embarrassed to go see a doc at my HMO, I visited a local county-run free clinic. The doctor who saw me was an attractive middle-aged blonde. I didn't want to tell her that I went to a massage joint, so I made up a story about catching my ( non-existent ) girlfriend cheating on me, and was worried about possibly having caught something, and I wanted to be checked out just in case.
She asked me to lower my pants and she went to work, thoroughly examinig my genitals. From all the handling I was soon semi-erect. She didn't miss a beat. At the end was the dreaded genital swab, where they stick an overgrown Q-tip in your urethral opening to check for discharge. Ack!
Now here comes the funny part. Seated on her stool with her gloved left hand still holding my semi-erect penis, she leans over and starts rummaging through a nearby drawer. It took some digging for her to find what she needed. I found the prolonged holding of my unit enjoyable, but kinda weird and funny. She finally found a clean swab, and after warning me that it would sting, stuck it in. Ouch! I went soft immediately. After that part was done, she instructed me to go in a nearby bathroom to give a urine sample, which I did. At the end, I signed some paperwork and one of the other nurses gave me a free sample pack of condoms.
On the drive home, I couldn't help but chuckle over how she absentmindedly held my penis in her hand for over a minute while searching for the swab in those unorganized exam room drawers. That was funny.