An excuse if caught wearing in public

... if you feel that you need an excuse, that is :-P

i would say "i have a problem with my bladder." it's not a lie! my reliable, predictable, and pain-free bladder is of annoyingly high capacity and releases only when i tell it to! unless i wait way too long, in which case it ceases to remain pain-free, so i figure that's typical. all of which means:

(1) i have never been in a situation where i honestly need diapers. i've been drunk and on sleeping pills and on muscle relaxers (no, not at the same time!) and haven't experienced any accidents. and

(2) when my body informs me that i need to pee, a standard diaper is insufficient. if i just simply release and ignore what i'm doing and just let it happen (which is one of the best feelings ever) the amount and speed of such will overwhelm my diaper and it's leak city.

so, i don't have a "bladder problem". my bladder works great. my problem with my bladder is that sometimes, when i'm wearing a diaper, it works too dang well. :-)

do you have an excuse too?

I had prostate surgery a few years age because my bladder wasn't emptying enough so now I explain that I had prostate surgery and now I have to wear diapers and plastic pants because the surgery made incontinent and that the diapers are cloth because they were more absorbent and cheaper than Depends or Attends, and rather that throwing the disposables away, I just wash and dry the cloth diapers. Also that the plastic panties are more cuter and make me feel and look like great big toddler.

My excuse; Blush to a new world record of redness and probably; 1 Pee myself and have a heart attack 2 Pee myself and pass out on the spot 3 Pee myself and run like hell.....

It will probably happen some day but I'm afraid to dwell on it. Until then I'll probably just pee myself......

I have to wear nappies or pads all the time as I have little or no bladder control. I used to be very concious of the fact I was wearing a pad or a nappy but eventually I realised no one really cares. My wifes says no one can tell. I'm not sure but frankly no longer care. Everyone would notice my inevitable wet pants so wearing a nappy is a must and has become somewhat of a plesure now as I have become DL as a coping mechanism. If anyone has a problem with me wearing a nappy then it's for them to deal with.

Honestly, because I have to for real medical reasons. And if you must ask, I wear the nursery print plastic pants because plain white is so boring!

Yes that's the excuse Freyja gives.