That girl and I ended up not lasting very long. We never even had sex. She had me meet her mom and kids. Her older daughter was a cool kid, but she has a little daughter that is a nightmare kid. So I met her family, and her mom was a total bitch. Not to me, but they ended up getting into a big argument in front of me. Then, her daughter got mud all over her shoes and we rode around in my car. The kid covered the entire back of my brand new (and nice) car in a ton of mud. After that and the deal with her mom, she told me she just wanted to be friends. I think she felt terrible and embarrassed about how her family acted in front of me. LOL I ended up meeting another girl. I totally love her, and she loves me. But as far as sex goes she's extremely vanilla. So with this one, I have to tread a lot more lightly, and introduce her to new things at a MUCH slower pace. Who knows how far that will ever get. LOL
I also talked to my ex a while back, we were just kind of chatting. I was teasing her about the few times I gave her enemas. One time I tied her up and gave her a punishment enema, for getting arrested while we were together. After we broke up, she did something really dumb and went to jail for a while. I'm a good guy and I stay out of trouble. So when we were chatting, I jokingly told her she deserves another punishment enema for going to jail again. She then tells me that the whole time she was in jail, she was thinking about that. She said she was prepared for it. She just knew that when she eventually got out, I was going to punish her again, in the same way. I told her yeah, you totally deserve one after that stunt. She always hated them. But I was like "Admit it, you kind of enjoyed it." And then she admits that she did. She said it was hot how I took control and made her do it. And she starts telling me how she wants it again.
I'm not sure if she's serious, or if she just wants me back that badly, that she's willing to do anything to make me happy. LOL But I'll pass on that. She's crazy and has a lot of personal issues. We were together for 14 years and I just couldn't take it with her any more. In her favor, she got some counseling after her latest stunt, on a judge's orders. She says she's a lot more sexual now that she's dealt with her personal issues going on in her head, and has literally been begging me to give her enemas. Still not worth it. She's crazy, plus her criminal history and credit history are toxic. After 14 years together and living together multiple times, I just can't do it again. I have to move on for my own sanity.
And my new girlfriend has been great. I just have to get her to be more sexually adventurous. Maybe start with some light bondage. I also have a prince albert piercing, and she doesn't even know about it yet. I haven't worn any jewelry in it in years. I'm tempted to put a ring in it and surprise her one day. If she decides that's just too much for her and bails, then so be it. But who knows, I could ignite something. I think she's kind of starting to get bored with the usual sex routine. She wants me to start being more aggressive. What can I say, I've always been the type of guy who makes love to a woman. Do everything slow with lots of caressing. She says she'd love me to rip her clothes off and fuck her hard. So I might be able to start increasing our sexual intensity. She might like it. I've just got to get her on that slippery slope of experimentation and trying out new things.
A while back we were at a salvage store, and they had a bin full of disposable fleet enemas for sale. And she pointed them out to me like "Oh look, the enemas are on sale, you want to get some?" She has NO idea that I'm into enemas. But, as we all know, those fleet enemas are a waste of time and money. If it doesn't make your tummy swell and cause cramping, then I don't even consider it an enema. It's more like a suppository. Either way, I don't think she was serious about buying them, she just thought she was being funny. I've got my work cut out for me with this one. But other than that, she's an amazing person.