After reading some of the banana comments/stories I became very interested in trying this myself. A few days ago, I found out in the morning that I was to be "on call'. This means that I had no jobs to do in the AM, but was to keep myself available in the case that some work came up.
When my wife left to drop our kids of at thier Grandma's on her way to work, I grabbed a banana, peeled it and tossed it in the dep freezer for an hour or so because it was preety ripe (bordering on too ripe). I proceded to go about some morning chores untill an early lunch, time flew by pretty quick, 3 hours to be exact. After lunch I went to the bathroom (#2), to empty myself out as best as I could. Since the idea of poo play still grosses me out, I was just going to play around, and see what it felt like. All I've had in my ass to this point was the ocassional fleet enema, and my wifes fingers/thumbs, I wanted to see what the cold felt like for some reason as well as the size and shape (it just so happened that my wife looks for the largest banana's hwen she's at the store).
So here goes nothing. I layed a towel down on our bedroom floor, grabbed a tube of A&D along with my trusted new toy, and after applying a liberal amount of A&D to my outer rim I attempted to slowly work it in (the banana). I'm not sure if it was the cold or the size but nothing was working, so I got up and ran one end of the banana under some hot water. This allowed me to work the end into more of a point. I layed back down on the towel, and this time I was able to shove a finger into my ass to see if maybe I could relax the same way I can when my wife is playing with me. That was not so bad, so I figured as long as I was plenty lubed up, if I just relaxed and pushed it in quickly before my muscles reacted to the cold there would be no resistance....Right ?
First I relaxed, then I pushed (like I was pooping), and then I shoved the banana in. Once the tip was inside I was able to get about 7 inches (the banana itself was between 9-10 inches long) or so in. I worked it in and out a few times, but the cold became to much, so I just layed there with 3/4 of this huge banana in my ass. I tried to leave it for as long as I could, after a few minutes the cold was just too much to take so I pulled it out..........well about a 2 inch piece of it. Ooops.
My first reaction was to try and pull it out, but a melting banana is very tough to hang on to with 4 fingers so I wasn't going to get it out with just one. I then went into the bathroom to try and push it out, but wether it was the size and shape, or the mere fact that it was a frozen banana shoved in my ass nothing happened. I sat on the toilet for another 15 minutes or so thinking if I relaxed enough it might work it's way out, not so much.
I resolved myself to wearing a diaper for the rest of the day praying that I didn't get a call from work . So after grabbing a diaper and the powder, I returned to the towel on the floor. As I was covering my front side with some A&D, something came up that I needed to take care of (wink wink), after a mind blowing cum I powdered up and fastened the tapes.
To be continued.................