Ebay item perhaps the perfect combination of sex and med-fet?

I was surfing on Ebay last night and came across these. If I were to design a universal syringe myself, I don't think I could have done a better job than these. They're mainstream jello-shooter syringes shaped in the form of a penis. I wonder how many people have used these already filling with something other than jello, or at least putting them elsewhere than their mouths. I will be buying a set!

http://www.ebay.com/itm/301351417057?_trksid=p2059210.m2749.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT