Lisak said
Till not sure how you would do that without compromising one or the other.
Even standing up in the shower, a douche would be your non-dominant leg propped up dominant leg essentially straight and leaning back a little.
An enema would be both feet on the floor, knees spread, and bent slightly. with the non-dominant hand hanging onto the grab bar.
Bathtub, a douche would be leaning back with the mall of the back fully on the back of the tub head on the wall or headrest, knees drawn up to the height of the breasts and spread as wide as the tub will permit. The non=dominant hand would be used to lift the clitoris and spread the labia during insertion and hold it all closed when the flow is on. When the flow is stopped the nozzle is removed, the hands are then moved away and you lean forward to let as much out as you can. The dominant hand is then used to hold the towel when you stand up
An enema in the same bathtub would be essentially the knee-chest position but with no padding under the knees and shoulder blades, and the breasts kinda squished, as opposed to the bed where you keep the breasts from getting squished by controlling the height of the pillows under the knees and shoulders, depending how big you are.
The on-toilet position for a douche is really just sitting on the toilet with legs spread and the dominant hand controlling the nozzle and the non-dominant hand controlling the clitoris and labia.
For an enema the toilet position would be essentially legs straddling the bowl and you are actually standing, leaning forward.
Now given the difference in position how in the hell can you do both at the same time?
It's like reality television, pick one! At any given moment it's either reality or television. and you can have both in the same session but ultimately at a given moment it's one or the other.
That said, you only have two hands and if you tried to do both at the same time you would need at least 3 maybe more!!
I'm not going to respond to most of this because WOMEN KNOW how to do this if they desire and the methods have already been described to you in previous posts.
Therefore, I am only going to reply to the HILARIOUS PARTS of your post.
1--I'm not sure how a douche or an enema can be compromised. IT'S WATER. I suppose you could spill some.
2--You make this sound so complicated. You, yourself are a flexigreen user and unless you forgot, the bulge on the end makes it self retaining, hence you have two free hands.
3--It's funny how you describe the leg positions of a douche and an enema. Real WOMEN know and do this automatically.
4--This quote is positively hilarious!
Bathtub, a douche would be leaning back with the mall of the back fully on the back of the tub head on the wall or headrest, knees drawn up to the height of the breasts and spread as wide as the tub will permit. The non=dominant hand would be used to lift the clitoris and spread the labia during insertion and hold it all closed when the flow is on. When the flow is stopped the nozzle is removed, the hands are then moved away and you lean forward to let as much out as you can. The dominant hand is then used to hold the towel when you stand up
This was just a riot to read!!!!!! The most hilarious part was where you talked about LIFTING THE CLITORIS and spreading the labia. LIFT THE CLITORIS? ? ? If you had that anatomy or were familiar with handling real live women who had that anatomy on a real person you would never have made that statement. Just so you know, the clitoris is noticeably superior to the vaginal introitus and requires NO LIFTING to insert a douche nozzle or a penis for that matter.