Lap Sitting And Erections

Guys- what are the most memorable, satisfying, embarrassing, or troubling incidents you've had where someone either innocently or not-so-innocently plopped or climbed into your lap? Ladies- what were your experiences with this?

Feel free to share all the gory details!

I find it a compliment when I feel something poking my booty!

The first time that I ever felt an erection was sitting on a boys lap. My 8th grade class took a big trip to d.c. To see the capital and all the sites. On the way there we had two huge busses, on the way home, one broke down. All of the boys got on the girls bus. It was a Sunday night and the bus was barreling home, we were expected at school in the morning. We were all trying to sleep and most girls ended up in boys laps.

I sat on Chase's lap. He was soooo cute, but kinda nerdy. He had dark hair and green eyes covered by glasses. He wore cologne that made my pussy wet. It was a really awkward arrangement, sitting on his lap, especially after I figured out what it was that I was feeling. We were both very still, especially him, lol. He pulled my hair back from my ear and whispered that he was sorry and couldn't help it. I felt bad, but really sexy.

I relaxed against him a little,leaned my head on his shoulder and whispered back that it was ok. He stayed hard for a Long time. He never slept. When we got close to home I woke up and began moving around trying to get all of my stuff back into my overnight bag. He grabbed my hips really firmly and again whispered in my ear, "please stop wiggling" I cuddled back up in his lap until we pulled up at the school. He felt huge, I never knew just how big until three summers later as a sophomore and I gave him a blow.

We were at a 4th of July cookout at my aunts house one evening. The back porch at her house isn't all that big, and there weren't enough chairs for everyone. My cousin's wife just plopped right down on my right leg, mid thigh. She's a really pretty girl. I was wearing thin cargo shorts because it was 98 degrees that day. She was wearing spandex type shorts, and I could feel every detail of her ass. I could feel on my thigh where her crack was. She was talking away to my aunt and cousins, and everyone including her were totally oblivious to what I was feeling. I started to get a serious erection because her ass was fucking me up. Lucky for me, my pecker was wedged under the edge of my left thigh. If that thing would've sprung loose, they'd all have seen it through my shorts. She finally got up to go help the other women do the dishes. I had to sit there and recover......and for that erection to go down.

Stumbled across this old thread and was reminded of incidents I had never though about or even really remembered until now.

But this is the awkward/ embarrassing example.

I'll preference this example by stating I didn't have any sexual desire or ever play with self over it but growing up when I was prepubertal / tween I, guess like all boys got random boners.

I had an older sister who would of a night time wear loose strappy tops or pj's with no bra and bottoms with out underwear.

On occasion we would sometimes argue over who sits where on sofa and if I didn't give in she would jump on my lap mostly to annoy me and block view of tv.

Sometimes due to her choice in attire I could see her breasts and even if I couldn't sometimes I would get an erection which i would do my best to hide and hope she never noticed. Certainly couldn't get up from my spot till it died down.

I'd have died of embarrassment had she said anything or noticed it.

For my undergraduate education, I went to a Presbyterian liberal arts college. The Dean of Women held mandatory classes for the ladies in the dorms on placing two or more magazines in the gentleman's lap before sitting in said lap. It was complete with demonstrations; women only.

I recall being fairly young when I first felt a bulge growing underneath me when sitting on a relatives lap.

Honestly though it felt sort of naughty and cool knowing I could have this affect at an age where really self conscious and awkward with own body. From that point on sometimes I did it intentionally, to see if could cause it.

My girlfriend in my senior year of high school, and I would get to go off campus for lunch. we'd something to eat on the way back to school. She took no greater pleasure than to get me hard just before we had to get out of the car and go to class. Those were some long walks down a crowded hallway to the classroom, with trying to hide my erection behind my books and not being obvious!

As a teen, it didn't take much to get an erection and having a girl sit on my lap was just one of those things that can get me going. Especially if the girl was sitting on my lap facing me and we were making out. The problem with erections while dressed is that it depends on whether a dick is pointing up or down already when it gets hard. If it was pointing down in underwear and jeans, then it can hurt to get hard that way. If it was pointing up in underwear and jeans, then it is fine, but the girl is definitely going to feel the erection. With a girlfriend with whom you are already having sex, then it is not a big deal and they may even like that they turned you on. But with a girl you didn't know well or haven't had sex with before or was inexperienced about boners, then it might be a shock for her to be sitting on a hard erection. A regular girlfriend might unzip my jeans to give me some room down there once she realized that I was hard. Had that happen a few times. It might lead to sex if there was privacy but it might only lead to more making out without sex because it wasn't the right place or time. If no sex, then it might lead to a hand job if we thought no one would see what was happening.

Personally I find it quite fun to feel a guy get stiff under your ass, or thigh or whichever part.

It doesn't really matter if a guy has it 'tucked away' so it's not pressing against me, there's almost always a telltale 'squirm' or shift of position that guys only ever do when trying to hide their erection.

It's nice to know he's into it, and quite complimentary if you're not even really trying.

Being a bit of a bitch too, I do love to get a guy hard when he has no chance of getting to finish the job, like when we're about to go into a public place (or we're already in one).

I like to sit on my husband's lap some times and it is fun to squirm about a bit to just remind him that I am there. It is best if I am wearing a very short skirt and I whisper in his ear that I have got nothing on underneath it. I always feel his penis going hard if I do that. 😈 😈 😈

Amethyst, I REALLY don't think that you have to remind him you are there. I mean, you're on his lap and that guy isn't dead. I think he knows you are there. 😉

@Cedar said

Amethyst, I REALLY don't think that you have to remind him you are there. I mean, you're on his lap and that guy isn't dead. I think he knows you are there. 😉

Yes, I do notice. 😁 😁 😁

When I was in grade 11 I had on red pants and was wearing a red and plum sweater. A hunky football player build guy plopped done on my lap and pretended I was Santa sort of shocked me but also I had to push him off right away because I was starting to get hard. Many ways I wish he would have stayed as he was a bit of a an a$$hole and definitely was very sexually active with his gf but I am sure he knew about my true desires. And I think was cool with it.

As a teenager I used to play Blind Mans Buff with relatives at Xmas parties at different houses. In the 60s many women still wore stockings, including an aunt of mine (probably in her 50s at the time) and other female relatives. Most of the adults had had a fair amount to drink and some were slightly tiddly. When we played this game that lasted an hour or more, you were assured that all the females would sit on your lap. I was lucky that my favourite aunt sat on mine a few times. She was very shapely with a perfect bottom that moved around. I was in heaven with an erection I was trying to hide. She must have felt it as she sat.

Several years ago, I played Santa at an adult Christmas party. I had many women come up and sit on my lap, some of whom thought that it would be fun to grind on Santa's lap. Needless to say, Santa's candy cane was at full attention!

Wasn't the lap, but years ago I was on a bus going somewhere and this gal I was talking to in the seat behind me leans against my hand with her left breast (I was facing the back of the bus, kneeling on my seat). She pressed against me like she "meant to do that," and held that position the whole time we talked. Aaaggghhh! I couldn't withdraw my hand, she seemed oblivious, and I was totally exposed, hard as a rock...

Not really lap sitting, although that did happen a few times when I was a teen. I lived in London UK in the 70's and often traveled the tube(subway) during rush hour to get to work. During rush hour those carriages used to get really crowded. Often as not I would find myself pressed up against a lovely bottom. Worse in the Summer when the women had thin Summer clothes on. The rocking of the carriage and being squashed up against a warm female derriere made it really hard not to get an erection at times. I was pressed up against a pretty young thing one morning who's zipper had either come down, or more likely she has forgotten to pull it up in her rush to get to the station. Anyway, I could see all the way down to her pretty flowered knickers which were resting about half way down the cheeks of her gorgeous bottom exposing a lot of bottom crack. I had a real problem trying to keep old stiffy from raising his head. After a few stations she managed to get a seat and I found a scrap of paper in my pocket and wrote her a little note telling her about her errant zipper and passed it to her as I headed off the train.

Not the same thing, sorry, but when l was a boy - maybe 8yo - there was a male acquaintance of my dad who would visit our house and who more than once invited me to sit on his lap. Yeah, a bit crude! Other actions by him also showed that he, er, fancied me.

- Ken

Not the same thing, sorry, but when l was a boy - maybe 8yo - there was a male acquaintance of my dad who would visit our house and who more than once invited me to sit on his lap. Yeah, a bit crude! Other actions by him also showed that he, er, fancied me.

- Ken

Yuck!!! Did you ever think to tell someone?

This was about 55 years ago when me, my racing partner and our driver had come home to my partners house and the three of us were sitting at the kitchen table talking. He had a baby sitter who needed a ride home. It was only a half mile out of my way so I said I'd drop her off. She came out to the kitchen and sat on our drivers lap as there were only three seats. Suddenly he told her to get up so she sat on my lap. She was about 12 or 13 but I soon found out why he tossed her off his lap. She surprised the hell out of me, she had me up in less than a minute. She sure knew what she was doing. On the way home I was hoping she might want to finish me off but she stayed on her side of the car. Afterward I wondered how/where she learned to do that. She was an only child so maybe she discovered it sitting on her fathers lap and had fun doing it.

Yuck!!! Did you ever think to tell someone?

I didn't, gwhap (post #20 ), but there's more. He must have tried something with my sister, three years younger than me, and l guess she did tell on him. Dad was suddenly livid about something, and the guy was never seen in our house again ...

- Ken