Most dangerous anal activity you have done

What is the most dangerous attempt at anal pleasuring you have ever attempted. Like for instance what did you shove in their and how big and how deep. Ect.

Did anything bad happen, did you need to go to the emergency room or anything?

In general the dangers are not necessarily one of too deep, but misdirected towards or through a vital structure, too wide causing a tear/rupture or getting stuck requiring professional help in removal.

PANIC, PANIC, PANIC. I lost a vibrator some years ago and I was lucky to be able to extract it without an embarrising trip to ER.

I shoved a carrot in my ass one time. The tip went around the bend and the end slid all the way in. I couldn't push it out and couldn't reach it with my fingers. I left it in until the next day when it got pushed out with my next bowel movement. It had turned really soft while in there over night.

Well I have to say I am very conservative when it comes to pushing the envelope and trying to go big and deep with anal insertions.

But I do have a 48fr colon tube (3/4 inches wide) and 40 inches long. I have tried to insert it as far as I can and I have not got it up more than about 14 inches. I have a smaller colon tube and can get it in about 30 inches but I do so very slowly and comfortably.

The large colon tube does hit a stopping point and I will push it to where I feel just a little bit of pain. l know that is not going any further so I stop.

I am always fearful of puncturing my colon with this larger tube if I push too hard. I can just imagine trying to tell someone in the emergency room what happened not to mention injuring myself.

So my golden rule of anal play has always been: if it starts to hurt then stop and pull back. You not going to achieve some higher level of pleasure by forcing something that your body doesn't want to take, so why risk it.

This is not an anal activity I have done, but rather a case of horse-ply gone very wrong. Maybe it will help others avoid problems.

COMPRESSED AIR!!! While working in auto collision repair, one of the mechanics in the service area was bent over the tire changing machine to pick up a valve stem he had dropped. Another mechanic saw him with his ass in the air and went over and pretended to hump his ass. He had an air hose with a blow gun on it and he poked it in the guys ass and gave him a blast of air.

The other mechanic collapsed on the floor and had to be taken to the ER. He ended up with an ulcerated colon and was off work for several weeks.

Air pressure and water pressure are nothing to play with!!! Use extreme caution, especially if someone else is in control of the source. Also, anyone using a shower shot or diverter, remember that flow rate and pressure are two separate things. Even a trickle of water has the ability to build the full PSI of the source.

Compressed air from a compressor can be lethal. Quite a few years ago (I was just a boy then, so it means it was at least 30) there was an "accident" in a large factory in which a man died. It was from compressed air blasted up his ass which ruptured his inisides so badly doctors could not patch him up. It was said that a bunch of employees wanted to play a joke on him as he was drunk and sleeping at work. Compressed air has immense force.

My scariest anal moment was when I was toying with a plastic bottle with a cap on it. I did not remove the cap to make the initial penetration easier. Of course, the cap snapped off in my butt. The moment I realized what happened I involuontuary contracted my sphincters even more, so it traveled up where I could not grab it with my fingers, just feel it with my fingertips. I pushed out hard a few times and it came out, however scratching me iniside and there was some blood. Fortunately, nothing serious, just a scratch which kept me from playing a month or so. Now I avoid plastic bottles 😉

Make sure you also avoid glass.

I got a vibrating dildo stuck in my ass once and had to go to the ER to get it removed. Wife and I were a little drunk and she decided to use the dildo on me. Well, up it went and it kept going. She lost her grip on it and we tried for hours to get it out to no avail. The ER people were really nice and professional but I'm sure that I was the joke of the day.......

Well..let me see said the blind man.I have had two embarrassing trips to the er.The first was when I had a huge green apple pop in to far and got stuck.My gf tried fisting to get it out,didn't happen.I went to the er and a big aka huge frame doctor tried to fist it out that was embarrassing as hell by the way.He didn't get it done so I had to ride in an ambulance to another hospital 40 miles away with the two medics trying to keep from laughing I was to kinda but it had been 7 hrs stuck and was pretty damn uncomfortable by then.Well I got to the hospital more fisting and probing and I finally told em to put me to sleep I'm about to the point I don't care if I wake up or not.It got downright shameful to be fisted by strangers like that...not to mention I had to pee real bad but couldn't.They obliged and somehow got it out without surgery. The second time I had got some info on here about good colon tube stuff right there in the hardware clear pvc tubing and how they modified the end with a ball.It sounded like a good idea so I went and got some bored a hole in both sides for water flow and jb welded a large marble on the end to cover any sharp corners I couldn't widdle down.Long story short it perforated my colon had surgery and got the scars and the scare to this day.

I once tried using one of the axe deodorant sprays cause it was thick and bullet styled, so i lubed it and sat on it but i tried to force it cause i was so horny that i tore my hole a bit and i bled for a long time. it eventually healed but have been scared but am slowly getting over it.

Calls to mind a notice in a NY newspaper in the early 1960s of a piano rectal by a young musician. I think the poor fellow had hoped it would say "recital" (At least I hope so - but this was New York City in the early 1960s, so who knows, it may actually have been for a piano rectal).

I used a nozzle on myself that I call the Lowe's special.It was made from 11/4" PVC with a round end cap. I made a center 5/16" inside core tube for the enema water to flow with some pressure. All the bushings , threaded reducers, hose barbs , etc. Are in the plumbing section of Lowe's. I took 12 in. In me, and did not notice any problems, and did not have an ER.visit thankfully!R.

Almost anything that goes into my ass, I push it past the opening, and let my ass close. Dildos stay put, and I can my shopping, house cleaning etc. Usually a little poop-push expels them when I want.

The first time I stuck a can of coke up my butt was scary. My asshole closed behind it. I left it in for maybe an hour. Then I went to get it out...panic. No amount of pushing was getting it to budge. I put two fingers of each hand in my butt and stretched like crazy, thinking my hole had just closed up too much. I Squirted lube directly up my butt. I pushed some more, rocking it like a stuck car. I guess I tried for about an hour, with looming trips to the ER in my mind. I was a teenager, I can imagine the hospital presenting my parents with a bill for removing a coke can from my ass! I was starting to panic. I could get the can to move right up against the exit, and no further. The McGiver in me kicked in, and I got a flower vase bigger than the diameter of the can, and pushed it onto my distended butt, and pushed the vase toward me, surrounding my hole area, and pushed again. The can came out, and ended up in the flower vase.

You are lucky you got it out. Very ingenious

I would say using a glass bottle. The glass could have broken. That could have cut my hole. I was scolded by a dom at the time for using glass. At the time, I was into anal stretching.

I used a wine bottle. I worried about it breaking but it didn't. Once I used short fat cucumbers. After one went totally in I inserted another and finally a third. One came out immediately but the other two stayed for hours. I was a bit concerned. Eventually I expelled the other two.

Smirnoff vodka enema, about 2-3 shots worth, shot up there with a bulb. Not even diluted with water. Burned like a SOB, and I got to shit blood for two straight days as a result.

On day three I went to the ER thinking I had done permanent damage (panic flashes of spending the rest of my life with a colostomy bag) but couldn't quite cough up the ugly truth of what had really happened. The staff suspected diverticulitis, ulcerated colitis, or some other hideous old man disease, and wanted to do a colonoscopy (I'm due for one anyway) but I politely declined after the bleeding stopped, slithered on home and swore never again to do something so stupid.

I feel badly I wasted their time for what was 100% avoidable on my part.

But now at least the rest of you kinksters know:

Liquor: the NEVER enema.

I used a tens unit with an anal plug once and gradually turned up the power , it sent such strong pulses up my butt and my whole body was shaking.

In addition to what ImDoug had to say about compressed air; The best thing to do is to NEVER, EVER DO IT!!

I come from Cedar Rapids, Ia originally and there's a cereal manufacturing facility there that most if not all of you will know called "The Quaker Oats Company". Many many years ago a similar incident occurred using compressed air. The poor guy that was the victim suffered a severely perforated colon. Back in those days, about all they could do was to try to ease the terrific pain. It was said that you could hear the poor man screaming for several blocks!

I read that David Beckam fucked his wife's ass with a champagne bottle and then it broke and she was cut and they had to go to the ER. Sounds very painful!

I inserted a 15 watt glass light bulb a few times as a teen because it was smooth and had the perfect shape. I never thought about the danger of the glass breaking and fortunately it did not happen. All I thought about at the time was the challenge, and sensations, of getting it in.

I read that David Beckam fucked his wife's ass with a champagne bottle and then it broke and she was cut and they had to go to the ER. Sounds very painful!

I find it hard to believe he was fucking his wife with a champagne bottle and it broke inside her. SOMETHING ELSE broke inside her.

Have you ever held one of those? They are heavy as hell and could not break inside someone by fucking them with it. I don't care what the news article said. People smash them against ocean liner hulls at christenings and they don't always break.

@SwitchableSusie on this http://www.geoffcooper.co.uk/jokes/poshbeckban.php

http://www.geoffcooper.co.uk/jokes/poshbeckban.php

OK, so the bottle broke inside her WHEN SHE FELL AGAINST A SPA and the bottle broke.

It did NOT break because she was getting fucked by it.

I still maintain it is perfectly safe to get fucked by a champagne bottle lying in bed or on the floor.

BTW, that IS my idea of kinky fun sex.

I will admit to using some different objects on men mainly because they were the only things we had at the time.

The handle of a hairbrush, an open end of a beer bottle, a carrot and a large polish sausage (No never ate it afterwards). Looking back I have to say we were most fortunate because no trips to ER resulted.

Although I never knew it was dangerous at the time when I was very young I used to use dish washing detergent for Enemas. Nothing bad ever happened to be from doing it though so either I am pretty lucky or it is not as bad for you as people say it is although I probably wont be doing it in the future.

Interesting topic. Learned the scary way. Don't let "cylinders " get past the second sphincter. I was lucky, I think, pushing a shampoo bottle too far, turned 90 after the 2nd. Worked like crazy trying to get it back. Finally showed up after multiple 3-4 qt enemas.

After that, I stick to round objects, pool balls(up to six) but safer is fruit. Oranges, apples ( up to 2-3) .they usually come back. One night had three big apples past the turn. Two came back, third didn't (think my mucosa was swollen from being so active)

I relaxed and went to bed, knowing peristalsis was my friend, also fruit will soften and make its way. Sure enough the next morning I "delivered" a nice McIntosh. Push round things only. Cylinders only with a good line on the close end. Happy trails.

The second sphincter is troublesome. My experiences haven't been very dangerous, but in every case involve shoving something past the internal sphincter. The first thought is that you're doomed to visit the e.r. Then comes the adrenaline rush as you desperately push and dig with your fingers. I've done this a few times, which only proves that if I make a mistake, I'm bound to repeat it. None of these occasions even begins to compare with some of the other posts here. The largest I've had to deal with is an njoy pure wand that hooked into my colon. Thankfully, patience is all I've needed to extract these things. Another scary occasion involved a syringe full of vodka. Hope I will not be repeating that again.

Over the years I think I have had close to one of everything up my ass or at least tried. When I was a teen I would wander around outside at night while camping out and would insert sticks or branches in my ass as they had a good girth......but in general anything I could get my hands on......plungers, hair brushes, cans, etc,,,,,