What do you use as a dildo when you don't have one?

I use a plunger (handle) and it feels great. But I was wondering what everyone else uses.

Hmmm….a dildo? Toys made for the ass? I have improvised, sure, but the toys made for it really are the best.

Toys yes but a cucumber or banana are great fun too

I have taken a pencil (for stability), wrapped a wash cloth around it then covered that with a condom. Works great with a lot of KY. The ridges created from the rolled up cloth add a LOT of texture - feels excruciatingly erotic !

A dildo.

In earlier times, I pulled a condom over a candle and used that...

I must admit that I use butt plugs and...dildos.

I have a 10" flexible enema nozzle that doubles as a dildo, also a rubber cock double ender. I use an aneros also and that also helps me get off---it touches the prostate. In the past any round smooth rod would suffice. I am not fussy, just a horny guy

I have used whatever was handy and comfortable. Cucumbers, oriental egg plants. green bananas (ripe can be messy) and candles to name a few. But the best is a regular dildo, made for that purpose, and kept clean by a condom.

I have use carrots, cucumbers, and a knife sharpener with a nice handle.

For years my douche nozzle was a good friend whether I was using it for hygiene or pleasure. It was one of those side benefits to starting to douche back in college.

I have used almost anything and everything that was handy at the time (wooden dowel, short length of pipe, the handle of a hair brush, the tall end of a high heel shoe, old cigar tubes, garden hose, various workshop tools with round handles, multiple medical instruments, a mannequin hand, et. al. just to name a few, of course all covered with a condom). My all time favorite though are the two toilet plungers I have (different sizes) with the clear acrylic handle with the five knobs cut into the end (for gripping power I guess), when lubricated and inserted, this just drives me crazy when reciprocated. The plunger cup also acts as a very good suction device when stuck to the floor thus allowing hands free action! Try it, you might like it! I can see it now, Wal-Mart, Lowes, and Home Depot will be sold out of these plungers over the weekend thus creating a shortage of catastrophic proportion.

I've learned that Sprouts, or your favorite produce department, has some great and inexpensive dildo type vegetables.

If they taste good from the top end, they are likely to feel good when inserted into the other end.

What WET advises is dangerous. Having a plunger stuck to the floor on one end and the other up his ass could kill him if he looses his balance and falls directly onto it. DO NOT DO IT.

hankb

Hankb - I hear you on the potential dangers of using such technique. Personally, I would recommend attaching the plunger handle to a wall, as opposed to a floor point to help mitigate that.

But that being said - it's not as dangerous as one might think.

As it turns out, 90% of the things we do here are dangerous, and a staggeringly large subset of activities of daily living are also dangerous. Take the operation of a chainsaw. Perfectly relevant if one wishes to remove a tree from his/her yard, but still potentially deadly.

Once you assume that sexuality is just another normal part of life, taking extremely minor risks to fulfill it seems no different than taking risks of the same magnitude to similarly address other aspects of our lives. EVERYTHING we do carries risk.

I agree - using a plunger attached to the ground is a risk that can be mitigated, but I think can still be done with a reasonable assumption of safety. I can think of better ways of addressing this (like removing the handle and manually stimulating that area), but I also understand the attraction inherent in this particular solution, and cannot fault the poster for suggesting it.

Like anything else fetish related, there is always risk. The key is understanding, and accepting, and actively working with that risk. If we didn't to that, than, well, I doubt any one of us would be here.

Sometimes I take the razor blade part off and use the handle of an old razor. I've also used the handle of an old hairbrush and a really slender hairspray bottle.

For years my douche nozzle was a good friend whether I was using it for hygiene or pleasure. It was one of those side benefits to starting to douche back in college.

I have to agree with Emom....my douche bulb nozzle is one of my very best friends and has been for years. It is thick, curved and hits all the right spots. Do I still have it? You bet I do!

Deb

I have used the same acrylic handled plunger but only from a lying down position because of the stated danger of slipping and falling on it. Also used hair brush handle, an extra tooth brush, sharpie and various candles. I've often wondered how many people in home depot were doing what I was doing as I walk thru the store looking at various objects the I could slide up my back side.

OK, let me regroup here - the acrylic handle plunger that I stick to the floor has a handle just over eight inches long (it is for a sink, not a toilet). To enjoy it properly one would need to sit down on the floor with your legs underneath (shins on the floor) fully bent at the knees straddling the thing, then bounce up and down on it to achieve reciprocation. In this manner, there is almost no way to loose your balance when seated in this position. Now, I am sure that someone could find a way to fall on it and hurt themselves, but they would have to work at it. I have been using mine for many years with no problem other than having to replace the worn-out suction cup (and the one from the long handled version fit perfectly).

I also use a section of acrylic handle from a plunger, a cucumber, large carrots, certain water or drink bottles, candles, a miniature baseball bat (13" long x 1-1/2" fat end), pestle from a large mortar and pestle set (about same size as bat). D-cell flashlight wrapped with a small towel for extra girth and covered with saran wrap... I'm constantly watching while shopping for "interesting" shaped items.

To clarify - I cut off about 17 inches of the knobbly plunger handle - just the right size for deep penetration by myself or from my wife. In a HW store I once saw replacement handles of the same style except that the knobs (4-5 ball shapes) were about 1-1/2" in diameter. I wanted SO BADLY to purchase one but I was shopping with the kids - too many little questions.

As a youngster, I used to use various kitchen items, such the handle of a scrub brush. Actually any number of brushes with penis shaped handles will do. I also used to go into my Dad's tool box and use screwdrivers up my ass or cunny. I always cleaned any residue off berore returning them. Much later I found lots of childrens toys and pet toys that could be used as a dildo. Just don't loose one up there and have to go to the emergency room to have it removed...!!!

Currently using the larger sizes of a rectal dilator set. Still having a need for more play before I am comfortable with the largest one. part of my afternoon showers.

When younger I found many household objects that fit nicely in my cunt. Lots of kitchen tools are great. The handles of potato masher, dish brush handle, etc. Tooth brushes and even tools I found in my father's tool box like screwdrivers. Later in life I found lots of goodies in the pet aisle that fit nicely in my vag or my ass. Just look around and keep an open mind..!

I've not been in the position ( position > haha) where I do not have something up for the task

I have used hairbrush handles, candles, sausages, handles for kitchen tools, handles for tools even the handle for a hammer. When we lived at home with my parents I was still a virgin but my sister wasn't. I remember her thinking out loud about using some of Daddy's tool handles. I saved her life. I spoke up and told her don't even think about that. He keeps close track of his tools. I knew this because I was his little helper when he worked on his boats. I was the tomboy who never got hurt and my sister was Miss Priss and always getting hurt. But if you saw me you would never guess. I still help him when we go to visit. I also am a fishing guide. I still get paid by some people to spit on their worms. We are talking about the kind you fish with. When I was really young daddy and I would go fishing. I remember having a slow day and daddy telling me to spit on my worms. I did and started catching fish. So when I started working in his store on the dock a man came in complaining he wasn't catching any fish. I told the man I knew a secret but it would cost him a dollar. I think I was all of 6 years old. He gave me the dollar and I opened him tub of worms and spit on them. He started laughing and asked my father what he had been filling my brain with. Well the man came back with a bunch of fish and he gave me an extra dollar. Word spread. Also I have used a fishing pole handle which is fun. You put the handle inside and lay back and use your toes and legs. Just lay comfortable and put whichever eye feels comfortable between your toes and go for it.

I love the handle to a large broom I have. It has a big brushing surface which I prop against the wall and then I insert the rounded large end into my ass. I can either fuck myself standing up or take it doggie style.

I have used candles, brush handles, and an occasional night stick. I used a softball bat one time. Some of the best dildo hacks are vegetables: cucumber, yellow squash are good, purple aubergines work especially well as well as banana and plantain.

Like an actual wooden plunger handle??

I've seen ladies mentioning douche nozzles. Indeed, I've wondered why the nozzles on bulb douches are so thick, much thicker than the ones on douche bags, and my hypothesis was that they were used as sex aids back in the days when sex toys were prohibited or at least socially discouraged.

Mainly a candle when I was younger. Now a carrot but warmed and softened a bit in hot water, and carved so it doesn’t slip all the way in.