Exam gown and crinkly paper

There has been a lot of discussion out here about exam gowns. My question is for those of you who are asked to get completely naked under the gown. After undressing, when you sit up on the table to then wait for the doctor, do you make sure to tuck the gown (or sheet) under your bare bottom or do you leave it more open because you like the feel of your butt against the crinkly paper that covers the table?

I've never paid much attention to it. I just get up on the table and sit down. Sometimes my bare bottom may be entirely on the paper covering the table and sometimes the gown may be partially tucked underneath me. Since they're both paper they don't really feel all that different.

I think with the current economy, most exam gowns are paper.. and there is little that can be hidden with the small paper gowns.. so it generally does not make much difference if you tuck it in or not.

There is always an additional paper liner at the end of the table, and I an instructed to sit with my bare bottom on it.

At my GP's office it is a crinkly paper gown that never seems to fit and tears the minute you move and the paper on the table is like wax paper, sticking to every surface of your skin. One of these days I'm going to buy my own gown, just on principal!! hahaha! (And mine WILL close in the back!! So there!) 😜

My experience has been that those gowns don't close much in the back so there really isn't much choice in whether you are sitting directly on the paper bare bottom. This is not a big deal waiting for the exam to start but can be awkward if I have to sit back on the table after a rectal and have not had a chance to wipe up. I have had that experience more than once.

...but can be awkward if I have to sit back on the table after a rectal and have not had a chance to wipe up.

I've also experienced the same thing and it's not pleasant. You've just had a rectal/prostate exam using lots of lube and then the doctor tells you to have a seat again. As soon as your bare ass makes contact with the paper, you usually end up smearing the excess lube onto the paper. Then you have to sit there while the doctor discusses a few last minute things, but you're thinking about the gooey mess between your ass cheeks.

The gowns my doctor provides are not really wide enough for tucking. (Besides, the doctor and his nurses have seen me naked plenty of times in the past). So I basically sit on the edge of the table, with legs hanging off. And yes, I do like the crinkly white paper. It always brings back memories as a young boy, when I was told to sit there like a good boy, although back then I was wearing only underwear shorts.

The only time I'm ever naked underneath a gown is at the dermatologist's office. I usually tie the top set of strings to keep the gown from constantly falling off my shoulders but leave the second set of strings undone. I figure if they specifically ask you to remove everything there's a very good chance they're going to see you naked anyway. The first time it didn't bother me, I just plopped my lilly white butt up on the table and let it all hang out. Half way through the exam I had to stand up. That's when I turned and saw a big spot from my butt sweating (darn nerves!) and a much smaller, but very defined, spot in front of the sweat spot from the pre-cum that had leaked out. I know what you're thinking... Sexy, right?!?! Anyway, from then on I try to tuck a little bit of the gown in the front underneath my penis and bum as I sit down. In the back, my butt still hangs out and is on full display. They also give me a sheet to drape over my lap, so basically nobody else can tell that I'm tucking. Just me and the wet spots.

Sitting back on the table bare bottom after a rectal exam has happened to me before. When I first started getting rectal exams, the doctors never offered tissues to wipe up. If I was in a gown only with no underwear, then I usually sat long enough on the table after the rectal exam that it didn't matter much. It would have been obvious to the nurse who changed out the paper after my exam that I had a rectal exam but she probably knew that anyway. If I was in my underpants only, then there was more of a problem with the lube but no choice but to get dress and hope that it didn't soak through the seat of my pants.

I could not agree more. My doctor has me take off underwear for rectal / prostate. When he is complete he has me sit up nude. Sitting there on the paper all you can think about is the gooey mess in your ass cheeks as he goes over a few last minute things.

When you get up, the gooey mess is left on paper, not to mention a bit of fluid from my penis that came out when he had me on side for prostate exam.

I am allowed to leave my boxers on. Unfortunately my doctor uses cloth gowns and drapes. I would prefer crinkly paper all around. I may have to go see another provider for a work physical, I bet they'll have crinkly paper gowns.

I'm definitely sensitive to the feel and the sound of table paper and paper gowns. I've had a couple of physical exams wearing only underpants and a paper gown, while sitting on the paper-covered table.

The feel of genuine exam table paper is very hard to replicate. It is really closer to wax paper than to white paper meant for writing.

I wish someone would make an ASMR-style video featuring just the crinkling sounds of table paper and gowns. Something like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUG-Ip1SWqA

It is a unique feeling ...it just doesnt feel like normal paper and always a reminder of what is to come as I sit there bare bottomed.

Interesting all the contributors to this forum are from US...

I always bring exam table paper for play; it makes things much more realistic.

Last time my bare butt hit the crinkly paper, I started springing a semi hardon. I don't think I have a crinkly-paper fetish, but somehow it triggered something. A unique reminder of what was to come.

I hate gowns of any sort and the flimsy paper on an exam table. Both are just a nusance in my opinion. The paper just sticks to you and eventually rips, and the doctor is going to see you naked anyway, so why the false modesty with a gown of any sort.

I always sit bare bottomed on the paper. Just seems logical, the gown is always manipulated during the exam and confining it just doesn't make sense.

I generally start out with the gown kinda under my bottom and the sheet tucked around, mainly because of the wait between getting undressed and the doc actually coming in. Rooms are cold, and I am cold-natured anyway.

But I can say that I always feel the paper against my nude behind even like this.

I dislike both. I am fortunate my doc does not mind me being naked from the start, but the paper is always a problem.

Love the feeling of that crinkly paper under my bum .gown never stays in place anyway.

I prefer having the gown under.

Bare bottomed on the exam table paper. The gown doesn't reach that far down, and I just lay the sheet over top.

I am barebottomed on the exam table paper too. My gown doesn't reach that far down either.

I've only had one exam where I had to be completely naked under a gown, and I made sure it was completely wrapped around me to cover everything up.

I leave it open because if I try to tuck it in it usually starts to tear in one place or another. I also like the feeling of the paper on my bare bottom.