If your doctor asked if you perodically masturbated, would you fess up?

Yes I would.If they are asking, there has to be a reason.

I was getting up in the years and seeing an attractive female doctor and she asked if I masturbated and if so, how often. Told her "yes" but never enough! Apparently she told her nurse so during the my next appointment the nurse made certain to have me completely disrobed for the weight-in and blood pressure and asked me to provide both a urine and sperm sample.

@michjay said

I was getting up in the years and seeing an attractive female doctor and she asked if I masturbated and if so, how often. Told her "yes" but never enough! Apparently she told her nurse so during the my next appointment the nurse made certain to have me completely disrobed for the weight-in and blood pressure and asked me to provide both a urine and sperm sample.

and the reason for the sperm sample was. . . . . ?

I'd say fuck off, it's none of your business.

@drgiggles so would I

I'd say fuck off, it's none of your business.

@drgiggles so would I

He would know your answer is YES because 95% of the people who say "NO" are lying.

My guess is we all masturbate periodically. I recall a control question on a psych test as to whether or not you looked at your poop after pooping. It's natural to do so and if a person answered no then it indicated they may not be truthful on other questions.

By asking about masturbation perhaps the doctor is accessing a person's disposition to answering personal questions.

I would answer truthfully and volunteer how often

I would answer truthfully: yes.

Hhhhmmmm it would only be a lie. Everyone does it. Yes, if she asked ? I would fess up. Only thinking about her doing it also.

I probably would either punch him or get a new doctor. There is no good reason to ask that question unless you were talking about a sexual dysfunction problem and probably not even then.

Would I be in trouble if I asked back to a female doctor: "Not today, wanna help me?"

LOL

Za

I think I'd want to tell the doctor, male or female, 'You may find this hard to believe but I masturbate exactly as as often as you do!"

If you say no, they wouldn’t believe you. The only reason I can think you’d be asked that, would be because of some other concern, like redness around genitals, or something else. I can see them asking that if you were just entering puberty. At that point I would think it could be awkward, but as an adult, if you’re lying about that, then your fooling no one but yourself.

As a doctor there are a few reasons why I might ask - but only a very few. Sometimes a parent is worried about excessive masturbation in a pre-pubertal child - but it is usually the parent who brings it up, not me. I've seen a patient who was alone when he fractured his penis. I did have to ask him what he was doing when he hurt it, knowing full well that it was some type of masturbation behavior. We will sometimes talk about masturbation with respect to infertility work ups or vasectomies.

If my doctor did ask me, I would probably answer honestly, but I can't imagine why he would ask.

Yes, in the hope of being examined

Sure. Most people do.

I cant imagne this being a question asked at a real exam, given that 99.9% of people would say yes. The better question is of there is any pain, etc during masturbation or intercourse

My urologist asked if I was still sexually active He knows my wife is disabled and could guess that she is incapable of vaginal or anal sex. I said yes, and he just nodded - didn't react funny or ask any more questions. He may have been leaving an opening for me to bring up sexual problems like ED. But if that was the case he could have asked. If he had asked if I masturbated I would have told him.

*ED. By the way - I DON"T. Willing to prove it too!

If asked, I would answer truthfully. And that goes for any question a medical professional is asking. There would be a reason if they are asking.

If asked, I would answer truthfully. And that goes for any question a medical professional is asking. There would be a reason if they are asking.

There are questions that they ask at some company/hospital physicals that are none of their damn business.

I matter of factly routinely refuse to answer questions about gun ownership, emotional state, and the state of family relations.

There are questions that they ask at some company/hospital physicals that are none of their damn business.

I matter of factly routinely refuse to answer questions about gun ownership, emotional state, and the state of family relations.

I and my sub never answer the non health questions honestly. It is no business of theirs.

@missstress said

I and my sub never answer the non health questions honestly. It is no business of theirs.

In other words, you lie.

I matter of factly routinely refuse to answer questions about gun ownership, emotional state, and the state of family relation

I usually either answer verbally or write, "NOYFB" to those question. "None Of Your Fucking Business."- NOYFB.

In other words, you lie.

If we lie, if by not answering is lying, then so do you as you yourself do the same.

There are questions that they ask at some company/hospital physicals that are none of their damn business.

I matter of factly routinely refuse to answer questions about gun ownership, emotional state, and the state of family relations.

@missstress said

I and my sub never answer the non health questions honestly.

The thing is YOU DO ANSWER, but NOT honestly.

Not being honest is lying.

Refusing to answer is not lying.

So lying by obmission is not lying

Omission is not lying

When I was in the military and afterwards when I had a security clearance, refusing to answer a question would raise a red flag. We had to sign releases for our company and government customer to have access to our health/mental records (this rarely ever happened). So I routinely lied about things I thought could adversely effect me or things I didn't want the Dr to rag on me.. Alcohol,/drug use, depression, aggression, smoking etc.

Why would you have to lie about masturbating,the Doc no doubt does it too.

I would probably answer honestly, though I cannot imagine my doctor asking for such information