The lost Dildo

Well, it happened again! My Beloved and I were playing around exercising our conubial rights and when finished could not find one of our toys. It was a red, soft 'rubber' dildo, battery operated (Not on) and inserted in my butt. we looked everywhere and finally realized that it had slipped on in and up....not reachable. This had happened one time before and so I wasn't too alarmed. --just the thought of going to the ER was enough to get the bag ready. It didn't show up until the 4th 2qt bag.

The purpose of this blog is to inform....That 1 in. x 6in dildo did go "out-of-reach" up my butt and was able to be removed by large enemas. So don't panic, just get the bag.

the boxcar

Next time put a chain and a bell on that dildo 😉

Well at least it was lost, but(t?) Not Forgotten! I think most times things will come out if folks relax and work with it a bit. I have had a few minor "mishaps" and once I stepped back, took a deep breath and focused it all worked out.

I agree with Paulie225. Just relax and get past the shock. I have had this happen twice and it was less than a half hour all was fine.

If you have a very hard toy in metal or borosilicate glass or even a hard silicone or rubber, it is possible to push it up beyond where you can reach it, you could be unable to push it out, especially if you have pushed it up far and it is pushing down on the coccyx.

You could need professional removal.

I have had this experience several times. On two occasions I have had to go to the E.R. to get the darn thing out.

The last time it was a 13" monster with a diameter of 2.75" at the base..

[color=#000000]I have had this experience several times. [b]On two occasions I have had to go to the E.R. to get the darn thing out.[/b][/color]

[color=#000000]The last time it was a 13" monster with a diameter of 2.75" at the base..[/color]

[color=#000000]Have you finally learned your lesson?!?!?! 🙄 🙄 [/color] 🙄

I did put in a post about getting things lost way back in 2009 'getting things lost'. My suggestion was to put the object into a plastic bag leaving something to get hold of to get the object out. I can assure the 'laughers' it is horrendous to lose something. I was able to retrieve my 'lost vibrator with a long pair of hospital forceps without the embarissment of ER. Regards, irrigator333.

@ irrigator,

It is those who do not learn their lesson, exercise wisdom that the humor is directed at. I have heard people say it does not matter how high up you loose something, just take enough enemas, push hard enough and you will always get it out with no damage or worries. This is bad advice. One person told me they lost a mercury thermometer in their colon and all they did was take a laxative and pushed it out eventually, no big deal. If it had lodged wrong, perforated into the abdominal cavity, torn the bowel/colon, broken, chipped. This would be a very critical situation! My post is not meant to offend. It is meant to provide humor as well as insight to those who continue to be reckless, irresponsible when it comes to inserting things into their anus.

Yes, it does provide humor to those medical professionals. They do make an effort overall to remain professional with the patient. Then there are times when human nature comes through and tact is not always used. There are few things that shock them as they have read about, heard about and seen first hand almost everything.

Listen to the wisdom of Susie about things getting jammed against the coccyx! Strangely, you have a better chance of getting something out if it doesn't have a flanged base. Rounded like a turd is by far the best. Whatever might get lost inside you should not be brittle or angular - which is why I use butternut squash. To get things out, push leftwards and towards your backbone first, to aim the object away from the coccyx; and only then push downwards. The rectum seems to be designed to urge onwards, items that are thin at the leading edge, even if they bulge outward higher up. Once you can get the leading edge into the rectum, your body will do most of the heavy work!

At the moment I have a truly delightful butternut squash, which is a little over 220mm (8 1/2") long and 83mm in effective 'head' diameter. I can get it right up under my rib cage with a suitable pusher, and get it started on its way out as described above. It won't actually come out by itself, though. It hangs out of me with about 38mm (1 1/2") protruding. Pulling by hand combined with huge effort of bearing down does the job!

Johnny

^^^^ Don't get a hernia pushing!!! 😎

Relax, relax, relax! Easy to say, hard to do! Had an anal toy disappear, it was an hour or so, but it found it's own way out. I was ready to get the bag out again when I was able to pass it. ALWAYS use caution.

I use a klyster bp1 while taking enemas while on my back in bed. I am careful if I JO or ir will suck on in. The hose is on tight so it will come out while on the pot with only a little effort.