Condom incident

This is a true story, one of those stories you laugh about when you tell them later, but I am afraid it would be a bit difficult to tell this particular story in public.

About 30 years ago, my girlfriend Anne-Marie and I had planned a romantic week-end in Venice and, as we were young, stupid, and had some money, we had booked a room at the Danieli hotel.

We get in our room, take off our clothes and I put on a condom. We make love and have a wonderfull orgasm. "please, stay inside me" begs Anne-Marie and we stay, there, just enjoying the situation and the view. After a few minutes, I withdraw and I realise the condom has disappeared from my penis. Anne-Marie allmost collapses as she realises what is happening. "Do you mean this thing is still inside me?". She gets very angry at me. "You have got a PhD and you are not even able to put on a condom, I hate you", "with your small dick, you should have taken a smaller size".( I dont like this remark, I though mine was well above average). She starts crying loudly. The romantic week-end is ruined. We both try to locate the condom in her vagina, but are unable to.

To try to calm ourselves, we go for a short walk on the Piazza San Marco, unsensitive to the beauty of the site. Anne-Marie is still in a state of panic. She wants to take the first plane back home, to phone her mom, to see a doctor. She is still mad at me: "Imagine me getting pregnant like a retarded teenage girl. I hate you, you had this stupid idea of a week-end in Venice". "Will I have to live with this thing in me, imagine the laughters when we go to a hospital to have it removed, you'll explain them how you did it". I try to reassure her, but, she doesnot even want to listen. I am not as panicked as my girlfriend, but I still don't like this situation at all, I think the risk of her getting pregnant is small, as the condom must have gone when I withdrew and, as far as I know, spermatozoids have a very short lifetime, but I am not a doctor....

We get back to the hotel and try to get some sleep.; We stay in bed, unable to sleep, Anne-Marie still angry, crying and not letting me touch her. At one moment, she goes to our private toilets. She suddenly calls me and shows me the distorted condom floatting in the toilet. The crisis is over. We celebrate with champagne.Anne-Marie feels guilty because of all the horrible things she said to me, but she doesnot want to have sex with a condom again now, so, with the taste of champagne still in her mouth, she performs a very caring fellatio on me. Then, after a good night sleep, Anne-Marie still feels guilty and horny, but is also still reluctant to see me put a condom on my dick, so she proposes me : "Fuck my ass, that will be my punishment for being so mean". So we have a wonderfull sodomy, as we can see Venise slowly waking up though the windows. As my not so small dick painfully goes in and out of her tiny anus, Anne-Marie moans loudly and begs me to blow up her ass... and to forgive her for having been so mean to me...

Has anyone experienced the same kind of condom incident?

I have never experienced that, but when I was young and when our daughters were being taught about birth control, they were told after the guy ejaculates, pull away from him if he doesn't pull out. You don't want the semen and possibly bacteria containing condom coming off his detumescent penis in your vagina.

This serves to illustrate the reversal of reality in the past 30 years. Today it would be just as important, or perhaps even more so, to wear a condom when entering the rectum....

After some hot sex, withdrew my penis and found my dick had punched through the condom. OOPS. It was a nipple tipped condom and there was not nipple on that condom. Tried to fish the rest out but no deal. She went to the clinic the next day but the everything was okay.

One of my early experiences using a condom was that I had not firmly grasped it after having sex and withdrew my penis leaving the semen-filled condom still in her vagina. We removed it very carefully and afterward was something to laugh about. Only made that mistake once.

No condom failure stories like some, but definitely embarrassed myself more than once by leaving the used condom on the floor next to bed, couch or in the car and then someone came along and found it. Borrowed the family car for a prom date when I was in high school, had sex with said girl in the backseat, and forgot to get rid of the condom by doing what I usually did (throw it out the window. I know that is littering but high school boys aren't exactly thinking about littering after sex in a car).

Took her home and then went home myself. Left the car in the driveway and was way lucky that my older brother was home from college and borrowed the car the next morning. It could have been our Mom. Anyway, he found the condom and got rid of it. He told me privately later that day, "hey, I found your rubber on the floor of the backseat. You were lucky this time." I gulped and said something stupid like, "cool, thanks!" Then before he walked away, he whispered, "yeah, well, the car smelled like sex too so next time you better leave the windows down". I was red-faced.

I remember my panic when my guy lost his condom inside me. He has a tiny penis, and the condom appeared loose after he put it on, but he assured me that one size fits all and it would be OK. When he pulled out, I noticed that the condom was missing, and thought was that it was somewhere on the bed. When it wasn’t found, I pushed my finger in and felt something inside. I remember yelling: “Get it out, get it out” and spread myself open while he used his fingers to try to grab it. I remember it hurt but I didn’t care. Finally he got it out and I rushed to double or triple douche myself. Since I wasn’t using any other contraceptives I was so scared until my period finally came. I normally hate periods but was never so happy when this one arrived.

After some hot sex, withdrew my penis and found my dick had punched through the condom. OOPS. It was a nipple tipped condom and there was not nipple on that condom. Tried to fish the rest out but no deal. She went to the clinic the next day but the everything was okay.

Larz I had a similar experience, except the rupture was along the shaft, and the glans was still inside the condom when I withdrew my penis. We could not be certain but it did look like all of the semen was contained.

Not sure if it was just a coincidence, but it was her first time having intercourse, and I never had that happen any other time.