I'M READY
You'd be amazed at how a handle of an O'Cedar squeegee handle covered with a condom and coated with KY feels when you slowly work it in your ass. I was. Maybe it was a Rubber Maid squeegee.
Ever since I had met with her and she showed me the Feeldoe she wanted to use, I was intrigued. The look on her face when she was showing me her, our, new toy was one of enthusiasm and lust. Lusty enthusiasm? There was a sparkle in her eyes and that air of anticipation. Impatient anticipation.
It looked huge! The reason for it looking huge was because it WAS huge.
The big day had come. We were going to meet at 2:00 pm on Saturday at her mom's house. The renters had moved out and left a little mess. She used it as an excuse to get away for the afternoon and beg off of this and that with friends and relatives. I wouldn't have any problem getting away and had an enema early in the morning and then one a little later.
My second enema found me "talking" to a friend on line. She had some free time and said that she would keep me company when I had my second enema. It was small talk and good talking to her. She had other things to do and someone else to meet and it was time for me to release my enema and get ready to go meet the lady.
It was about 1:30 pm and so I jumped the gun a little bit and hoped that she would be there. I parked at my usual place and walked over to the house. I could see her looking out the window in the door as I approached. I could see her smile. She has a great smile.
The door opened and I stepped through and she gave me a big hug.
"Hello, stranger," she said giving me a big bear hug. "You're a little early."
"That bad?" I asked as I felt her hands go from my neck down to my ass.
"No way, Jose," she chuckled. "I got here this morning and straightened up the place and got things ready."
I had been in her house for maybe a minute and figured I had waited the proper amount of time to be mannerly and respectful before my own hands moved down to her back, and into her waistband and stripped her slacks and panties off in one motion. She knew the drill and started stepping out of her shoes when she felt my hands moving towards their goal. She had on a shirt with buttons and an undershirt she said was camouflaged. She started to correct me, but I stepped back and liked what I saw with her being bottomless. So, I left her with shirt and undershirt on and she put her shoes back on, which was pretty damned sexy.
She knew it.
"Like what you see, sailor?" she winked at me and shook her ass. "Let me show you what those asshole renters did to the house."
I got the grand tour and hardly paid attention to anything she was showing me and my eyes were riveted on her ass and her pussy. She seemed to take every opportunity raise her arm or arms making her shirt ride up and either give me a better look at her ass or her pussy.
The tour was over and I followed her down the stairs still looking at her cute butt. We went to the bedroom where I saw her 3 quart enema bag hanging from the hook over the bed. I undid her buttons on her blouse removed it from her. Then I reached down and got the bottom of that undershirt thing and pulled it up over her head. The 'girls' were being restrained by her bra and I was determined to liberate those lovely ladies and let them breathe the free air. Hell, they were standing so close to the bra that their little noses were poking against the fabric of the bra! They needed air!
She was finally completely naked. I kept mine on and I noticed that she was looking at me in the mirror as she turned away to get onto the bed. Then she glanced in the mirror at us, her naked and me still with my clothes on and reaching for the douche pipe hanging on the bag.
"I sometimes wonder," she said thinking out loud, "what it would be like to have a movie of us doing this."
I looked over at us in the mirrors on the closet doors. I had seen us both in the mirrors before but this was different. I don't know why. It was a different perspective. Like watching a movie.
"You ready there, lady?" I asked her reaching for her ass after recapping the KY and finishing putting a dab of the jelly on the douche pipe as she settled onto the bed on her left side.
"Oh hell yeah," she said rolling her eyes. "It's been hectic with a house full of kids and in-laws and outlaws and …", her voice trailed off as I parted her ass cheeks and put the tip of the douche pipe against her rose bud and gently pushed it inside of her.
I liked the way she sighed and wriggled her ass as I gave the enema to her. We both kept glancing over at the mirrors and watching as I held the nozzle in her ass and as the bag slowly drained into her. Her nipples were erect and her pussy was moist as my fingers occasionally brushed against her lips while holding the nozzle steady. Every once in a while, I had to move my fingers and it just so happened that the tip of my middle finger would slip between those pink, swollen, soft lips.
"Your fingers seem to keep finding their way inside my pussy," she chuckled looking back over her shoulder at me.
"Really?" I expressed surprise. "My hand was getting tired and I just needed to limber up my fingers."
"If I wasn't so full and needing to get rid of this," she said, "I would let you limber something else up."
That was so tempting and I stepped up and took the bag from the hook over the bed and held it up so she could get up. I followed her into the bathroom with the hose still in her and swaying side to side as she walked. Her breasts were also swaying as she walked. It was all I could do from sucking on them as she got ready to sit on the toilet.
I left her to her privacy and went back out into the bedroom. "Big Red" was on the dresser along with tubes of KY and a vibrating silver colored dildo. I picked up "Big Red" and held it, turned it over, balanced it in my hand, and generally checked it out. Yep, it was big.
I heard the toilet flush and then the water running, no doubt she was getting my enema bag ready. I was right when I saw her come out of the bedroom and walk, still very naked, over to the bed and hang the bag from the hook. Knowing how enemas are, we let my bag hang there for a little while as we both walked around so that some more of the enema could come out of her if it needed to do so. We walked around with me clothed and her naked while she worked to get the rest of her enema out.
"I like it when you are naked," I told her as I patted her on her ass.
"Me, too," she said. "It gets me hot. But you noticed that when you slipped your finger in my pussy, 'accidentally'."
It was now my turn for my third enema, and this would be a three quart enema. I was pretty sure I had cleaned out from my prior couple of enemas and this one was just to make sure.
I was getting ready to take off my clothes when she stopped me. "Just pull your pants and underwear down enough for me to stick this in you," she said.
It was a little unusual, but I supposed she had a purpose for asking me to do that. I pulled my jeans and skivvies down just enough to bare me ass and she told me that was far enough.
"You want me to assume the position?" I asked her.
"Oh yeah," she grinned. "Just bend over a little bit and let me snake this puppy up there and get you filled up."
As always, it was a completely different feeling when she put the douche pipe nozzle in my ass than when I did it myself. I liked it. I always do. It didn't take a long time to drain the bag into me even though it was three quarts. If I hadn't had those two enemas before I would have been a hurting little unit but we managed. When it was all in she took the bag off of the hook as I awkwardly got off of the bed trying to keep the nozzle in and keep my jeans from dropping to the floor and tripping me up as I trundled off to the bathroom with a very full belly.
"You go on ahead," she told me, "I've got some stuff to do while you lighten your load." With that she went towards the dresser.
It was getting close to show time.
I barely made it to the toilet and pulled my pants all the way down and sat down. It was thunderous and fast coming out. I felt like a balloon with the air spewing out and all but flew around the bathroom when the enema came out. That was one heck of a release and it did feel good.
When I came out of the bathroom, she was standing over near the bed. She stepped towards me and I towards her and we hugged. We walked around a little more, and I released a little more enema, but had gotten rid of most of it on the first try.
We walked towards the bed and stood beside it, "You still want to give this a try?" she asked.
I answered her by stepping out of my shoes and she was helping me unbutton my pants and unzip me as I began pulling down my jeans. I sat down on the edge of the bed and she dropped to one knee and helped pull my pants off of my leg and my socks, too. Her breasts were swaying as she knelt before me and I glanced at her bush which was glistening with moisture and wet between her legs. I took off my shirt and then stood up.
I was now totally naked and feeling very naked.
She steps close to me and her hands feel a little cold and she seems a little nervous. She lets her hand slip down and touch my dick which was getting hard. Her hands felt soft as she traced her fingers around the rim of the head and she asked me, "Do you want me to suck your cock now?"
"No," I said, "Let's wait to see how long I last. Besides, didn't you want to stick that "Big Red" in my ass and see if it would make me cum more and harder?"
"We can play that by ear," she said softly as I felt her nipples press against the skin of my chest. "I just wanted to let you know I'll do it when you want. Just give me the word."
She gave me a sweet kiss and begins to touch me all over, a light massage on my back with her fingertips and we do the slow collapse to the bed. I am feeling very naked and fully erect. It takes a little concentration from both of us. As we were kissing she made the offer with her body by slightly laying back a little as if to lay on her back and parted her legs slightly and readying to be penetrated if I wanted. Tempting as it was, we kept our wits and committed to getting me ready for her to peg.
I roll over onto my belly and she takes up position behind me and I let her do her magic as she got to work. Her breasts swaying and brushing against my skin, she begins to lube me, KY being squirted out on her fingers, the one finger presses into me, and she works it around. No real problem with that and I didn't have a lot of problems. Then it was two fingers, more KY, her going slowly, then three and a lot more KY. It was feeling real good right about now.
I felt her part my cheeks of my ass and the tip of the vibrator was pressed against my anus. It didn't take much for me to feel her slip it on inside of me. It was smooth going in and she had prepped me very nicely. There wasn't any pain at all and it felt good. I hadn't thought a whole lot about ye olde prostate gland until that time she went down on me and stuck her finger up my ass and made me cum about four gallons. From then on, the prostate gland was on the short list to becoming one of my own favorite body parts. Not readily accessible, but I could work around that.
With the dildo in my ass, I begin to get very excited and know I cannot hold it very much longer. She must have been reading my body language because she reaches under me and feels the shaft of my dick. Her touch alone almost set me off and so she has me roll over onto my back with the dildo up inside of my ass. She turned the vibrator on and my toes began to curl as she leans over and positions her self.
She skillfully presses her finger tips on the tip of my dick to keep me from shooting my wad and holds off stimulating me any more and looks up at my face with a grin, "That's a good boy," she softly chuckles. "This ain't this old girl's first rodeo and just relax as I suck your cock."
She then goes down on me and lightly teases the tip of my dick with her tongue. Then she really gets down to business moving the vibrator in my ass and twirling it around and back and forth. My prostate was being touched like it had never been before and with her mouth and tongue and fingers, well, I don't remember a hell of a lot except it was a very intense orgasm. I do remember thinking that it felt like I wouldn't stop cumming. I did manage a glance towards the mirrors and say her cute grandma ass winking at the mirror and her furiously working her magic on some guy who looked every bit a spastic wonder and bucking and snorting. That guy was me.
After she licked me clean and sucked out every last of my cum, she helped me roll over onto my stomach. I was totally spent and feeling very relaxed. I watched her in the mirror as she seemed to have some energy left.
"So," I managed to croak out, "did I shoot any harder this time? Any more spooey than before?"
She really chuckled and almost laughed when she said, "Oh shit yeah! If you would have shot your wad any harder you would have cleaned my ears out, too! I thought you'd never stop cumming. I bet there was a gallon or more."
All the while I watch her in the mirror as she puts her end of Feeldoe in her and has me spread my legs so she can kneel between them. She has it inside of her pussy and holding the shaft in her hand as she begins moving in on me. Her hands part the cheeks of my ass and she positions the tip of her "cock" up against my asshole.
I watch her moving around, her breasts hanging down and swaying as she gets in better position. I move my ass a little this way and that to help her line me up with "Big Red" and she makes contact. We are lined up. She's in the slot and that slow process of her working it in and back out, in a little further, back out, repeating the process. In, out, in, out, deeper and deeper she goes. She gets a little deeper and we realign our bodies for her better penetration of me.
I feel her breath on the back of my neck. A few times she sounds like she is cumming. I reach back to help her line up that shaft with my ass and I feel her pussy. Hot and soaking wet, her breathing hard, regaining her composure and moving deeper in my ass. I am almost on my hands and knees and she is working her ass to get all the way in. I glance over to the mirror, she is breathing hard and I am feeling so very damn naked. Back and forth, she was breathing hard, me reaching back to help guide it, her, into my ass, feeling her wetness. A little deeper each time.
Then, a sharp but very brief flash of pain, and a feeling like a pop and she got past that inner "circle of resistance" and got my cherry.
She had worked hard and long to get into my ass. Aside from that little, briefly, painful pop, I was feeling that long shaft deep in my ass. It was the biggest thing I had ever had in my ass and her naked body was now laying on top of mine. She was breathing hard and I felt her cum again. I felt the full weight of her naked body on my back and she wasn't able to support her weight as much as she did. So I lowered myself fully back onto the bed with her body now laying fully along my back side.
I turned my head over to look at us in the mirror. That guy on the bottom had this naked woman laying on top of him and he had a very long dildo up his ass that was also deep in her soaking wet pussy. She looked very tired and then, I heard her deep breathing sound like she was starting to cry.
She was.
I don't know how long we lay there like that. Eventually, we came back to earth, and she reached between her legs and steadied the part of the dildo that was in her pussy and began to move the shaft in my ass back and forth. It did feel good. Real good.
I loosened up and she was better able to "fuck" me and it was easier. She was soaking wet and eventually, we both got tire.
"Damn," she said breathing hard. "That's a lot of work! I didn't realize it was that hard."
"Welcome to the club," I told her. "You did a good job."
She wanted to "spoon" me so we rolled onto our side and she settled in behind me and I felt her softly kissing the back of my neck. Every once in awhile she would sniffle, like she was crying, and her finger tips were tracing up and down the side of my hips and my leg. She would also reach around and play with my dick which was semi-hard. Something, at my age, wasn't as common as it was 10 or 15 years ago. Hell, back then, I could get two or three "diamond cutters" per fuck session. Not so much anymore. Getting old ain't for sissies.
She managed to get the one end out of her pussy and left my end in my ass as she rolled me over. Old Woody was standing pretty tall and we were debating on where to put him. He wasn't quite hard enough for her ass and her pussy, which she showed me, was very red and puffy and pretty swollen, not to mention dilated. She moved the dildo in my ass, "Big Red", and Woody got a little firmer. She ended the debate as to where he should go and she then went down on me.
There really wasn't anything left because she had tapped that well almost dry the first time. It felt damn good with her sucking on my cock but it became evident that my contribution was paid in full at the first time.
"Looks like I did a little too good of a job sucking your cock the first time," she grinned when she sat back up after letting me out of her mouth. "I would have been surprised if you had anything that this time."
"Oh," I said, "no problem there. I am totally spent."
She then lay down beside me and cuddled up her naked body next to mine. "Big Red" was still in my ass when we both took a little nap.
I must have dozed off pretty good because I was awakened when I felt something brush across my belly. It was the hose of my enema back and it felt pretty cold.
I looked up at her and was looking right at her pussy near my face when she was hanging my bag. She looked down at me and smiled.
"I thought we'd better get you a cold water enema," she said as she finished hanging the bag. "Get your ass to shrink back down a little after I fucked you in your ass."
"That should work," I said, clearing the cobwebs out of my mind. I was about to reach down and pull the Feeldoe out of my ass but it was already out for the most part.
I rolled onto my side as she finished removing the Feeldoe and then she put the nozzle in my ass and started the flow.
"Ooooweee," I took a deep breath, "Is that ice water in there?"
"There's no fooling you," she snickered. "Lay back and take your enema while I give you a sponge bath to wash some of me off of you."
"That sounds like a deal," I yawned. It was cold, but that enema felt real good. I didn't know who much it would "shrink" me but it did feel good.
It wasn't long before the ice-water enema was in me and my body was warming up the water. It felt real good.
I finished the enema, let it out, and was getting dressed. We had played a little longer that we had planned and it was time to head on out. The ice water enema had felt good and probably toned my ass up from being fucked by her. She had one more little "remedy" for me in the form of a homemade popsicle with KY on it.
"What's that for?" I asked her with a little bit of a confused look on my face.
"Um, Einstein," she rolled her eyes, "It's for your ass. I'm going to put this in you to help you close up and maybe head off any problems." And like that she had it in my ass.
I put my clothes on, combed my hair, and it was time to leave.
"So, what did ya think?" this naked grandmother asked me. "How did you feel about me fucking you in your ass?"
"Well, right now I am tired," I was telling her the truth. "I liked it. I will definitely want to do this again. It was fun."
"It was hard work," she pouted. "I have a little more respect for you guys. I think I'm going to be sore in a lot of different places I didn't know I had. You'd better get a move on."
"Need any help cleaning up the place," I asked her.
"No, I've got this," she said taking my arm and getting ready to walk me up the stairs. "I'm going to take a shower and straighten up before I head home."
We held each other for a few minutes by the door. My hands on her ass, we kissed. She has soft lips.
"Later," I said to her as I kissed both of her breasts. "This was good. You, were good."
"I know," she said matter-of-factly. "I am."
The ice was melting and my boys, who were once "outies" were now becoming "innies." I think I told them if hey wanted to stay warm, they'd be better off out side than back up in my body. Because, after all, that is where the cold is.
She was good.