My favorite places to masturbate are (in no particular order) the bathroom, bedroom, kitchen, office, living room, back yard, garage, basement, in the car, in the truck, in a hotel room, in the bathroom at work, in my mother in-laws bathroom, at the mall, at the doctor's office, Walmart, at the casino, the gas station, the barber shop, the license branch, in a boat, on my motorcycle, in a tree, and on airplanes.
I enjoy it while on the computer, watching TV, eating breakfast, lunch or dinner, while mowing the yard, washing the car, doing the dishes, reading a book, and shoveling snow.
Anywhere else just doesn't do it for me.