Where do you USUALLY masturbate?

It seems a lot of us are similar.

If I know I am to have a long period alone at home, I too can take a “boner pill”, within fifteen minutes I cannot hold back my erection. I’ll head to my private room, switch on the pc and visit my favourite sites,and wire my cock up for estim.

I will edge for a few hours, until I can take no more. I can sometimes let the estim take over, or I will give myself a hard, painful handjob, jerking back my foreskin, stretching it, yanking it back painfully, thinking that someone else os doing for me me...then the inevitable happens...splooge!

Evidently most guys masturbate lying down, but I hardly (no pun intended) ever do that. I usually act out a scenario where I am a teenage boy in a school who has inadvertently committed an "infraction" and is sentenced to be stripped and masturbated by an older woman authority figure (but one who is nice), in front of one or more girls around my age. Only recently did I realize that this combines elements of the two major sexual experiences I had during my first year of puberty, which I've written about in other posts. I am ordered to strip to underpants by the older woman (just like the same older nurse ordered me every year to do at my pediatric physicals!). The woman tells me that if I cooperate she will strip and masturbate me without making it any more embarrassing than necessary (when I was a little boy my mother, who was much older than most mothers, used to tell me that the doctor was going to do things that I might not like, such as stripping me completely naked and handling my "boy parts", but that I should be a good boy and cooperate. Starting at age 8 she didn't have to tell me that because she saw that I enjoyed being stripped and having my testicles and penis handled by the doc, especially in front of her!) The woman orders me to "go up on a stand", which is at the sink (mirroring the raised pediatric exam table). I meekly submit to the woman (as I did at my exams), and she strips off my underpants (as my doc did right in front of my mom). The woman then places my penis over the edge of the sink and the friction causes the penis to get erect. She then masturbates my penis and I ejaculate my semen straight into the sink. Unfortunately, neither my mom nor the girl who stripped me naked in our basement when I was 12 masturbated me, although the girl put her hands around my penis and started to masturbate me, but was interrupted by her mother calling her to "come upstairs" (if she hadn't, I would have ended up "cumming downstairs!"). When I stripped totally naked for mom at home one day at age 13 my very erect penis nearly ejaculated from sexual excitement, and at my physical shortly before that my penis did get erect from the sexual excitement I felt from it being the first time mom saw my pubic hair and more developed genitals, and when the doc palpated my penis I squirted some semen, but in none of those instances did I get full sexual release. I get some satisfaction out of the imaginary scenario I do, but it would be great to have a real person (playing any role he or she would like, such as male or female pediatrician, mistress, sexually curious girl, etc.) to do this with!

On my bed, on my tummy, with my arm underneath me, reaching down, hand and fingers between my legs - sometimes just before I will fall asleep at night and sometimes with my laptop in front of me while watching porn

Usually in bed but occasionally in the shower.

Everywhere 😃

I love masturbating and have done it prolifically all my life as I have explained elsewhere in this topic. Some other comments here have said "everywhere' and that is a great response. In bed is so comfortable and with an incredible level of personal intimacy. Standing up anywhere in the house is also amazing especially if completely naked.

When in my late teens and 20's I would often sunbathe naked in my parents very secluded garden, when they were at work and I was at home alone, and I always ended up masturbating three or four times during a two hour sunning session. I also really got off on doing it in the garden shed, even in winter months, and knew that my dad kept his one and only Naturist magazine in the cupboard and masturbated looking at the naked women in that.

In later years I have done some nude sunbathing and enjoyed masturbating while sunning myself, but due to a health scare I have been warned about exposure to the sun in future. I have also been fanatical about photography and have over the years tried photographing myself with an erection or masturbating; always doing my own development and printing. Now with digital cameras it is even better and filming myself masturbating with an iPhone or Samsung Galaxy is one of the biggest turn ons I have ever experienced. It is incredibly exciting watching yourself doing it, and in some interesting home locations completely naked.

In bed just before going to sleep every night. It's an amazing sleep aid.

In bed just before going to sleep every night. It's an amazing sleep aid.

YES! Best sleep aid I've ever known. ????

Eric

As a kid I liked jacking off in the woods,pants down to my knees,and my shirt up to my neck,sometimes bugs would crawl across my stomach especially ants ,that would tickle and would enhance my orgasm! Nowadays I just lie in bed naked and use turkey feathers to tickle myself while masturbating,feels great!

In the shower in the morning; been doing that since high school. Sometimes out back in the garden shed, sometimes in a cool dark corner of the garage, outdoors in the woods out at the river after skinny dipping, often here at the computer chatting or on cam with someone, or just getting off on the stories, discussions, etc.

In my bed. As much as I enjoy pain, (spankings, nipple clamps, etc.) I want to be comfortable when receiving.

In the morning when I rise and before I go to sleep. I like reading erotic stories to bring me there, sometimes it will be a story or a video. Other times a scenario I create in my mind. A specific old bf, or a faceless man or couple, or my neighbor and wife who directs everything. She helps prepare the scene. Knowing how much the body can take, as a critical care nurse, encouraging him to spank me a little harder, pull my nipples, molest other body parts, etc. She pushes him to go further, yet not to harm me, not to cause damage.

Ninety-nine percent of the time I use a wonderful vibrator, the Lelo. But whether it is morning or night, my husband always asks do I need anything rubbed. He will manipulate my nipples while I use my Lelo.

When I am alone, and have a busy day ahead, I will use nipple clamps to achieve my goal. As one must get on with their day, I am able to reach my destination very quickly with nipple stimulation.

I usually do it at home in bed. But I tried it in the school lockerroom once or twice. I did it in the forest too.

I usually masturbate in bed with my butt plug in, and some times in the shower 😃 but the bed is my favorite.

As a matter of interest do you have some interesting and preferred other locations to masturbate other than the bedroom?

When I was young and still living at home I used to masturbate in the garden shed when my parents were out or at work. It was a pretty isolated place so no worries about being caught, so I could relax and enjoy the experience. What made it even better was the fact that I quite by chance found my fathers one and only copy (that I knew of) of "Health & Efficiency" magazine and would stand playing with my penis looking at the naked women. One remains in my mind to this day, a beautifully proportioned blonde lady with a completely shaved pussy which was pretty rare back in the 1970's.

Often I would orgasm two or three times in a row back then and only stop when I became cramped under the scrotum, which did soon pass.

These days my preferred place is the room above my detached garage which has become my den. It is beautifully warm up there after a bit of sunshine, but can get too hot in summer, so ideal for completely stripping off and masturbating naked. Sadly these days one orgasm is about it for me, but not bad for a fit 69 year old.

In my bed.

90% of the time I masturbate in bed. I do have a strange fetish though. I have never liked touching my own vulva area. I have a big cylindrical bolster pillow that I get on top off. An hour or so moving slowly forwards and backwards on this is my ideal way of achieving orgasm by self manipulation.

In bed mostly. Shower is number 2, and big comfy chair while streaming porn to the flat screen.

In bed. Humping a pillow, watching porn and paddling bottom at the same time.

Wherever I change my diaper! Usually in my bedroom or on the living room floor if I'm taking an enema.

In my office. oh, yeah.

I can masturbate anywhere. I usually masturbate in my bed or in the shower but I can also be in a meeting with my legs crossed under the table, rocking back and forth as I rub my lips together. I've had several orgasms in front of others who don't even know-because I try to pace my breathing- or at least they haven't said anything.

I can masturbate anywhere. I usually masturbate in my bed or in the shower but I can also be in a meeting with my legs crossed under the table, rocking back and forth as I rub my lips together. I've had several orgasms in front of others who don't even know-because I try to pace my breathing- or at least they haven't said anything.

@Sloan1023 That sounds sooooo hot!!! 😜

One time I did it during a bladder test where you lay on a table and they put electrodes all over your pelvic region, fill up your bladder and measure your bladders spasms as you pee. The tech stepped out of the room and when he did, i masturbated, not thinking that those muscle contractions would register on those patch things.

I had to redo the test the next week.

More often than not, it's in the chair in my office at the house... occasionally on the toilet, or in bed, and on especially naughty occasions, when I was still working, in the restroom at the store...

Solo mile high club of course and other places :-)

Just about anywhere the notion hits me. I can as well just cross my legs, sit tighter, and just squeeze my muscles as l ever so slightly rub my clit and off l go. I have done it while having dinner at a restaurant with friends. I was watching my husband who was watching me and KNEW what l was doing. No body else even had a clue.

Have done it at work while in meetings and just sitting in regular chairs, no table to hide under. Or l slip in my Omni and let the bluetooth do its naughtiness as l walk, or run, work out. Hell, l even once took it to my MMA training and worked out with it. That was different!!!

I usually play with my butt in the bathroom and if I haven’t come during my session I’ll have a big wank in the bed before going to sleep.

If there are kids visiting, then it’s quiet in bed when everyone is in their rooms. Have to leave the butt sessions till everyone’s gone back to school or uni.

Usually on the sofa.

Well not ON the sofa...

Usually in bed, or in bathroom lying on my back while filling on my 3rd enema. 😉

At home either in bed or on the sofa and almost always with a butt plug inserted 😄