Gotta wonder if it's one of our members...

This story was on my homepage this afternoon. I thought about zity when I read it, and when I started reading the threads of responses I HAD to post it here.

The story, in case the link doesn't work:

A man who arrived at his local hospital complaining of stomach pains was found to have a bottle lodged deep inside his abdomen and no memory of how it got up there.

X-rays released by the hospital in Fuzhou, China, show both the bottle and the curved wire used by the man in an wildly ill-conceived attempt to retrieve the bottle.

An operation was subsequently performed in order to extract the bottle and sew shut the perforation caused by the wire.

"It reminds me of my residency," gastroenterologist Dr. Andre Fedida told The Huffington Post. "I once saw a guy with a French's mustard bottle in his colon."

The webpage, in case you want to read the responses: http://gawker.com/man-with-bottle-stuck-up-his-butt-had-no-clue-how-it-go-1498969994

Among the better ones:

It woulda been easier to find if he'd used a Butt Light.

Takes beer belly to a whole new level.

"I once saw a guy with a French's mustard bottle in his colon." Insert Grey Poopon joke here.

This one time at band camp....

"Stupid is as stupid does."

"CFS, Can't Fix Stupid!"

"Here's your sign." Jeff Foxworthy

ROFLMAO!

Perhaps when God was passing out brains this guy thought he heard God say he was passing out pains and decided he did not want any pains.

I hope person is not a zitty member.

That makes me think of an ad I saw..."Heineken refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach."

A good friend of mine is an ER nurse and she can tell some stories of how both men and women have came in with a " a foreign object in the body"

Beer bottles, cucumbers and carrots, light bulbs, a string of pearls, a wedding ring and others to which she was not around for. She says Friday and Saturday nights after midnight is a total zoo.

Tillie

Hey, small stuff you'll eventually expel, especially after an enema. The bigger stuff may need "professional" help. I used to have a toy that was rather thick and often slid all the way in because its flange was pretty flexible. Well, one day "Bud" (the name of the toy) went past my sigmoid colon. My female RN friend who had been fisting me on a regular basis was not in the immediate area to reach up there (she'd been elbow deep on numerous occasions) to pluck it back out. As thick as it was, enemas were useless except to force it even deeper. Well, patience paid off and after 6 hours peristalisis gradually saved the day by working it back into my rectum where I was able to get it out, Bud promptly went into the trash can. I'd had warnings before when it slid in, but this time was the wake up call.

Guess what?? Back some years ago when lived in Sandyeggo down at the "Beach" there was the "Free Clinic" where people low on $$ could go for medical help....'Think it was in Mission beach, just across from the "Bath House' Bar....sure enough there was this story posted on the message board complete with the same photo!!!! The year was between 1971 and 1973.....Yup, same story, same photo!!

As Rob Crumb would say," Now Ketcheekoo you bas#@%&s!!!!" (from an old "ZAP" comix),

highwater

I've seen many rectal foreign bodies and believe you me they don't come out spontaneously. Most get stuck against the sacrum when they pass into the sigmoid. Beware! You'll be seeing the inside of an emergency department soon if you think they'll pass spontaneously.