Guys: What do you call your morning erection?

In german I call it “Morgenlatte”, that means a hard wooden pole in the morning

Morning Glory…

Alive!

I don't call it anything, honestly. When I realize I have a hard-on, I just think, “Well, business as usual”.

Annoying 😜

Because my bladder tends to be rather full when I wake up. An erection makes urinating a bit of a hassle.

Growing up we all called it “morning wood” and I still refer to it as that.

What do you call your morning erection? At this age, should it happen - I'd call it a miracle 😉

Nasty and I'm glad I no longer have them

Wakin' up in my happy tent

Mine is the “Dark Knight” - as in “The Dark Knight Rises”. ♞⚔️ 🛡️

And I am so glad to still see him!!! 😉😉

I simply refer to it as “My daily wake-up call”.

If I may be allowed a comment, being a woman, I remember being told that the reason for the early English use of the term “cock” for the male member, is because it rises before you in the morning!

Delia

Delia , sounds reasonable to me , then again, it might have been the other way around ?

I call it “Monument, ready for the good morning fuck”.

In german I call it “Morgenlatte”, that means a hard wooden pole in the morning

In Dutch it is called an ODOL Onzettend Dikke Ochtend Lul which literal translated stands for terribly big morning dick.

Morning-wood. I get that almost every day.

I’m so jealous

I have not had morning wood in years. The only erections I ever get is after taking cialis and even those erections are not as hard as I’d like.

that’s what happens when you get old and have high pressure

oh well… at least I have the memories 😉

Well hello stranger.

“ The morning bone ”

EME- When in college my roommate and I simply referred to it as our EME, early morning erection. As it a natural occurrence due to the pressure on the prostate I just accept it for what it is and don't call it anything. Just go pee. 😃

A wish.

Very welcome!

“The towel bar”. Hang your towel on it and head for the shower.

@JohnnyZ sounds like you would pass my 50p test with flying colours lol

A suprise

At my age, A Miracle

One of my overhead manager's last name is Woody. I wonder how much he got picked on as a kid. I'm glad he doesn't come around much. I hate saying his name out loud.

One of my overhead manager's last name is Woody. I wonder how much he got picked on as a kid. I'm glad he doesn't come around much. I hate saying his name out loud.

@CassieST When you first get to work you could great him with

“Have a good Morning Woody?” Could be a question or a greeting

BTW I almost always have one. 😄

I consider it an invitation to jump in the shower for a quick masturbation session.

A kick stand since I like sleeping at a 45 degree angle.