Helium?

Has anyone ever done an inflation with helium? What does/WOULD it feel like?? In my opinion, it sounds amazing! 😃

Sounds amazing? Are the farts a higher octave? 😉

It would feel no different from a standard air enema....though getting a source of helium for that requires the correct setup, including regulators - as always, be careful - too much pressure = bad.

That being said, I suppose if the objective is to go for the exceedingly unique and different, this would work 😉

Be careful to not inflate the colon to much. A perforation could be serious and deadly.

Why does the scene near the end of "Who Framed Rodger Rabbit" come to mind? Where Judge Doom reinflates himself with helium?

"Remember when I killed your brother, Eddie? I farted JUST LIKE THIS!" in a high, squeaky voice.

Seriously though, introducing helium under pressure is probably not a good idea..

Keep in mind; We are now down to ONE remaining helium well, in Texas that supplies ALL of the world's helium.

At the end of WWII there were 3 helium wells, one in Arkansas, and 2 in Texas. The other two are now spent and capped.

That's why the price of helium has shot up so much!!

Helium may be common in sun-like stars, but it is quite rare, where it exists at all, in terrestrial planets. Most have virtually none.

There are a number of lighter-than-air gasses in the periodic table. There are a number of inert gasses, but there is NO other gas that is BOTH lighter than air and inert at atmospheric temperatures and pressures, and in fact well beyond. In a very short time, the world's helium supply will have to be reserved for cooling a few specific pieces of medical equipment for which no feasible alternative has been developed.

PLEASE!! END ALL RECREATIONAL USE OF HELIUM!!

Does it make you fart at a higher pitch?!?!?!

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But seriously, the world is literally running out of helium needed for many important medical and scientific procedures.

Helium is a byproduct of the natural gas industry. The helium is generally not separated out before the natural gas is sent over pipelines to people for consumption and is lost because helium is a $1 billion industry which depends on the $1 trillion gas industry, so they don't care about losing the helium, which is why the loss and reckless depletion of the natural resource takes place.