Alternative gynecological exam

I think women should get an "alternative" gynecological exam at least once a year. Most doctors seem only interested in finding cancer, STDs and other pathologies. They don't check for things that are far more important: whether a woman lubricates properly/sufficiently, whether she orgasms easily and is capable of having multiple orgasms, whether her vagina is tight but still capable of taking VERY large erections and toys, whether her nipples are sensitive enough and her breast capable of taking rough handling. The complete exam should take 2-3 hours - women are being short-changed with these quickie 15 min exams.

As a public service, I am willing to see women free of charge for these alternative exams 😃

I think women should get an "alternative" gynecological exam at least once a year. Most doctors seem only interested in finding cancer, STDs and other pathologies. They don't check for things that are far more important: whether a woman lubricates properly/sufficiently, whether she orgasms easily and is capable of having multiple orgasms, whether her vagina is tight but still capable of taking VERY large erections and toys, whether her nipples are sensitive enough and her breast capable of taking rough handling. The complete exam should take 2-3 hours - women are being short-changed with these quickie 15 min exams.

As a public service, I am willing to see women free of charge for these alternative exams 😃

I consider your comments inappropriate. You don't think finding cancer is important.... You think it's more important that she orgasms easily? Are you crazy?

I assume you're joking but the subject matter will be disturbing and upsetting to some people.

As far as play docs are concerned I doubt any of them charge for their services.

I thought it was obvious that I was kidding. Is this an actual medical discussion board where women come to get information on health care?

This is not a site to get medical advice.and in that context your question is nuts,and no it is not obvious you are kidding.and no this is not a medical discussion board.this is a kinky website not NHS direct.

I think its up the lady to decide or atleast speak to someone medically qualified

I thought it was obvious that I was kidding. Is this an actual medical discussion board where women come to get information on health care?

Making light of serious issues such as cancer is inappropriate and possibly insensitive on any discussion board in my opinion.

Your post would have been quite amusing but for that.

i think its up the lady to decide or atleast speak to someone medically qualified

I think you have completely missed the point I was making here.

I think that the various medical boards would probably find this to be inappropriate and unacceptable.

I would agree with them.

Some playdocs are so similar to real docs...no sense of humor. ;-)

@ Rockdoc,

You said it all very well! Karma for you ol' friend!

@ Stevelee, am NOT amused by the lack of compassion and arrogance of the postings on this! Yes, this is a kink site. Discussion of cancer here is taken very seriously including cancer awareness and cancer prevention. Medical advice is not given per se here.

As for erotic, sensual focus in play exams, GO FOR IT and have FUN as long as its kept safe, consensual beteween all involved.

~Just my humble opinion.

I think the trouble with the "Gynecological" forum is that it involves legitimate medical examinations, and that for some people there is a "red line" that other aren't supposed to cross; whereas on other forums such as enemas, diapers, etc, the intent is clearly to play. It seems that many questions go unanswered on this forum, and some users don't return after getting rebuked, so this forum appears to be less popular than others. I haven't been here that long, but I don't check this forum as often, as the lack of a lively and erotic discussion has stifled my curiosity. Rather than offending anyone or having my questions go unanswered, I usually just correspond in private with other middle aged male play docs who have a similar interest.

As far as real medical exams, I see it more as a gray area. I see an attractive female for my PCP, and I'm in very good shape myself. She is always very thorough, and I can still remember the big smile on her face the first time she told me to "drop my shorts". It's a win-win because I look forward to my appointments, which I never miss, and I feel like I'm in good hands. The same goes for my wife: If some doctor finds her attractive or is turned on, who cares, as long as he isn't inappropriate and he gives her quality healthcare. Doctors are like every other segment of society: there is a small number who may be inappropriate, there are some who are excited but remain professional, and there are others who can turn themselves on and off like a light switch. We can beat a dead horse and split hairs, but everyone can believe what they want if that works for them. If you think all doctors are robots, that's fine, if you think all doctors are perverts, that's fine, I'm not here to change your opinion.

I have survived cancer myself, and having gone through that I now appreciate every day, in addition to the fact that I'm now less judgmental. I think it was surviving cancer that brought about the acceptance of my own medfet, as I finally realized that I should enjoy it while I can. I try to not take everything so serioisly and to see the humor in everyday situations, as some people spend their whole lives stresseing out and getting upset. If it ever comes back and takes me someday, I want to be laughing on my deathbed.

I just hope that people can accept other's fetishes even though they may be different, and that we can make this forum a place where anyone can come to share ideas, stories, and experiences. Some people just have less tact when expressing their ideas, but hey, that's a reflection of society in general, as there are more crude and vulgar people that those who are mature, wise, sophisticated and refined. I don't want this post to offend anyone, as I respect everyone's opinion, from those who view gynecological exams as a purely erotic topic, to those who view it as an off-limits topic of a serious nature.

Dr Stiffler wrote: "I don't want this post to offend anyone".

All I can say is, if anyone is offended by your post, there's not much hope left.

Well said sir, well said.

I think women should get an "alternative" gynecological exam at least once a year. Most doctors seem only interested in finding cancer, STDs and other pathologies. They don't check for things that are far more important: whether a woman lubricates properly/sufficiently, whether she orgasms easily and is capable of having multiple orgasms, whether her vagina is tight but still capable of taking VERY large erections and toys, whether her nipples are sensitive enough and her breast capable of taking rough handling. The complete exam should take 2-3 hours - women are being short-changed with these quickie 15 min exams.

As a public service, I am willing to see women free of charge for these alternative exams 😃

I am certain this was said in jest.

"Alternative" exams and the part about "public service" are real give-aways.