Fire! Fire!

The discussion of the "Flatus Tube" reminded me of an experience I had in college. I was flatulent gas would burn. That suggested an experiment whereby I inserted a short clamped off colon tube into my rectum. Next, a cigarette lighter with a flame was brought to the protruding end of the colon tube. When I opened the clamp, an explosive six inch flame shot from the colon tube. The experiment was a success and proved that farts will burn.

Conclusion:

1. Burn flatulent gas, (methane?) and the nation could cut back on foreign oil!

2. Never smoke cigarettes while you expel an enema.

Thank you for my first big laugh of the day.

In the Army at the end of the month before pay day when nobody had any money to spend, soldiers would entertain themselves by lighting matches and farting and watching the flames come out. in a darkened room.

But someone I know tried it wearing his speedo swimsuit and set it aflame. Hasn't tried it again.