A week ago Friday, I had my first annual physical since I joined this site a year ago. As mentioned in some prior posts, our family sees a female doctor who is a bit older than my wife and me (in her mid-50s) and while I sincerely see her for health reasons, I have to be honest that I enjoy my exams, and this one was hightened for me because of experiences shared on this site.
I had a Thursday morning appointment and my blood samples had already been taken a week before. About 10 minutes late, the nurse came out to take me into the exam room and asked me to get undressed to my shorts as usual. As I sat down on the table, she started with the vitals (blood pressure, pulse and temperature). This nurse's name was Sharon and had been with our doctor for about three years and was wearing head to toe scrubs which were snug in the bottom and highlighted her ample bottom (I would describe her as mildly overweight). Sharon informed me that all my blood work came back normal and then had me step up on the scale, made a notation on my charts and then mentioned the Doctor wuld be with me shortly, but I paid attention to the fact that she had placed teh glove and lubricant out on a tray, a reminder of the rectal exam to come.
It was probably only 10 minues. but it seemd like eternity before the Doctor entered, wearing a skirt and blouse under her white coat that showed a modest amount of cleavage. She is a very friendly person and being our family doctor first asked about my wife and the boys. As she started with my heart and lungs, teh anticipation of what was to come caused me to feel my penis stiffen a bit, so the deep breaths as she checked my lungs really helped me calm down.
Finally that point I had been waiting for arrived. She asked me to remove my shorts and lie on the table. I had to work to control my breathing as she first began the palpations of my stomach - in her slightly bent over position, I now had a nice view of her cleavage, in a black bra, and I was rather sure I saw just a glimpse of her right nipple. Then she began the genital exam, pulling back the foreskin and rotating my penis, Then she began kneading each testicle and after a couple of minutes of silence mentioned, "So far so good."
"Ok, time to kneel on the table for your prostate exam," and as I got in position I looked up to see her put the glove on her right hand and lubricate two fingers. My heart was poundign now and she got behind me, parted my buttocks, probed for a couple of seconds, and then I grimaced a bit as her finger went in. She probably spent about 15 seconds checking my prostate amd always I had that urge to ejaculate even though that never happens. Finally, she reached back into the rectum for a stool sample, before her finger came back out. She then walked over the the test paper and announced, "Excellent, no blood!" and handed my some tissues to clean myself.
I sat back down on the table and she sat in her swivel chair and smiled saying that it did not look like I had any ED issues (I was stiff as a board by now). She asked if I had any questions and I nodded "no" and she said that other than getting my first colonoscopy in two years, everything was very normal and i could get dressed. As soon as I left, I went and had breakfast with a Bloody Mary starter to calm back down.