Interesting ways to clean out

No time for an enema this afternoon, so I tried a new concoction to clean my self out. Four glycerine suppositories, two ivory soap wedges, four bisc. Suppositories, then I lubed up my asshole with lots of vasoline, and plugged myself with one of my wife's huge tampons. I've been holding it for two hours, hopefully I can make three hours.

Has anyone else done something similar, or more interesting?

Would an enema not have been quicker to do in the long term than that? Sounds like things are going to get messy!

In answer to your question, never done anything like that, only enemas.

You can always take 6 of the standard Dulcolax or generic bisacodyl tablets. Once you do, you have a couple of hours to completer any tasks that are outstanding.

In 45 minutes you will just lose whatever appetite you had. You won't feel much else. Not for several hours. You may not even get any cramping in advance at all.

It's gonna kick in all at once, anywhere from 6 to 9 hours after you take it. Kick is exactly what it does! You go from feeling normal to can't possibly hold another second in under a minute!!

Well both of the way above work the best clean-out I was given a M&M enema there is not much in that enema maybe a pint milk & Molasses the bag was on the shower rod so it was high I was put in a head down ass up the pipe we put in my hole the clamp was left open then she pored that M&M in the bag & in was in me right now I had to stay like that I heard the last of the enema & stay in my head down ass up then I heard like coming from the enema bag then she clamp the bag off & took it out of me & made me stay like that until my belly was so big & the cramps were very bad but as soon as I was on the pot that enema came out with the gas & like watery bowels for a very long time I was on the pot for 1/2 to 1 hour that enema takes everything out of you after a almost stopped she gave me a full bag of water & let me go , there was not a thing but water from that enema. Try it you probable only do it one time because you know it does more that any laxative I be ever given & what with take 3+ enema or more to clean water it one enema. have fun!!

The best clean out is by far psyllium husk and slippery elm powder in orange juice.

Take it at night and the next day you will produce an amazing result.

I found a guy talking about the combination on You tube and I do it once a month and now I feel amazing.

I used to have an emema once a month and had been doing so for years until I discovered that formula.

But what the heck I feel like an enema so I'm back