Morning Sex and Morning Enemas

For quite a while the preferred time for having sex was a weekend morning. That was also the time when I would have my weekly enema. The decision we needed to make was which one came first.

While wifey wasn't the least bit interested in erotic enemas, she didn't mind that I indulged. About half the time she would opt for after my enema session since it allowed her about an hour of exrta sleep. I also liked that arrangement as the enema would get me sexed up and the resulting orgasm during sex would be wonderful.

I would get out of bed, prepare my enema, place towels on my side of the bed, hang the full bag from the hook by the window, lube up and insert the nozzle or rectal tube. Wifey would massage my abdomen while the warm solution flowed. She always ignored my penis during this time, even if I became rock hard. After expelling and cleaning the enema equipment I'd join her in bed for a most satisfying bout of lovemaking.

When we had sex first I'd be left to my own devices while she got up and prepared for the day. More often than not, that post sex enema resulted in another nice manually induced orgasm.

Occasionally our child, who normally was a sound sleeper would walk in on us. Usually that wasn't an issue as enema activity was commonplace in our home. Only once did I have to get creative in concealing my erection while in the middle of an enema. Family nudity was casual, but we were careful when we were engaged in sexual activity. The close call was amusing at the time.

While I rarely have sex in the morning, I find the morning to be the ideal time for an enema.

If you have been asleep, you haven't eaten, and your stomach is empty. The stronger the enema, the more important it is to take it on an empty stomach.

Nothing better than an enema and a little nookie while the morning wood is still awake. Nothing finer in my opinion.

Morning was a popular time for me to surprise my sub with an enema. The enema enhanced what he woke up with. It also enhanced his orgasm when he came. A happy time for both of us.

I have always been a “morning person” and this thread seems to confirm that for a variety of reasons. Mostly, by the time bedtime comes at night I am generally ready to sleep. Morning offers renewed energy for the finer things in life.

I like morning enemas, it feels nice to be clean and empty at the start of the day

Sex can be whenever, but enemas now are usually in the morning. Nothing going yet, and I don't have that part of me saying "oh, just wait some more." It also gives me the day feeling good.

Mornings are my usual time for enemas as I like to get "freshened up" before starting the day. Anytime is the right time for sex, but evenings are usually the most cummon.

I prefer enemas in the morning.

As for sex, NOT THE WORST thing I have ever heard of.

I would need at least 30 minutes between the two?

@Moppys_jalopy said

Nothing better than an enema and a little nookie while the morning wood is still awake. Nothing finer in my opinion.

Nothing could be finer than to be in her vaginer in the mor- orr - orr -ning. . . . . Nothing could be sweeter than to feel my meat within her in the mor- orr- orr -ning. . . . 😁 😁 😁

Susie: I haven't heard that little song in decades. But "nothin' could be finer"!

Nothing could be finer than to be in her vaginer in the mor- orr - orr -ning. . . . .

I always heard the second part was "nothing could be sweeter than her lips around my peter, in the Mor-orr-ning

I once had the good fortune of waking up to an enema. I was traveling on business in Mexico and had previously made arrangements with a local nursing agency to have a nurse visit my hotel to administer enemas. I complained of chronic constipation and said this was advised by my home doctor. A very pleasant nurse had arrived, attractive in middle age and gave me a good SSE cleanout which proved very enjoyable.

When I next visited a few months later, I called the agency, who said the same nurse was available, so I arranged an early morning appointment. I was staying in an older hotel, with a push button door lock, so I gave the agency the combination and directed the front desk to allow the visiting nurse to come directly to my room when she arrived in the morning. I laid out everything she would need on the bathroom countertop.

The next morning I must have been sound asleep because I did not hear the nurse arrive. I awoke to find my bulging, sudsy red bag hanging on the beside lamp pole, and the nurse poised with her gloved hands holding a jar of Vaseline and already lubricated barium type nozzle. I said good morning, rolled over on my side and marveled that this was not just a dream.

Nothing could be finer than to be in her vaginer in the mor- orr - orr -ning. . . . . Nothing could be sweeter than to feel my meat within her in the mor- orr- orr -ning. . .

Ah, c'mon... It IS a Southern song...

Nothin' could be finah than to be in her vagina in the mo-or-ORNin'! Nothin' could be sweetah than my sweetie when I eat 'er in the mo-or-ORNin'!

Morning sex and morning enemas was a favorite thing on weekends for my wife an I, before the kids came along. Once the kids reached the age where they could climb in bed with mom and dad, morning sex and morning enemas ended.

Morning sex is usually better for old guys. The Morning wood still does appear occasionally! Giving an enema first always makes willy pay attention!

Morning sex is usually better for old guys. The Morning wood still does appear occasionally! Giving an enema first always makes willy pay attention!

If it weren't for morning wood, there would be no old trees in the forest!

Morning sex and morning enemas was a favorite thing on weekends for my wife an I, before the kids came along. Once the kids reached the age where they could climb in bed with mom and dad, morning sex and morning enemas ended.

That was why we never encouraged our kids to do this. Morning fun was our time. The kids could have us the rest of the day.

I have been thinking about this often lately. As nasty as this sounds, I am curious about how I would react to such an enema as it would coincide with the time that my bowels naturally ‘wake up’. Would I take less water than I usually do? Would there be more cramping? Would the feeling of being filled be more intense? Would the release be more pleasurable? Would I feel totally wiped out afterward? I'm sure the sex would be there, it almost always is when @sirensong and I play with enemas. Curious minds want to know.

Oh, yes, that morning wood is still real. Nothing like some morning sex. Never tried it after a morning enema because I don't want to wait that long before having sex.

There is a difference between men and women that is important to realize here. Namely men are easier to excite, but that excitement will also cool off more quickly than women. For this reason, at least for my husband and me, I need to get the first enema and then him. I don't want to say that men have a shorter attention span, but they do. Once he has his motor running I don't want to take the time to take an enema because the window of opportunity may be closed by that time.

Years ago when I was still working we would occasionally have morning sex during the week and because timing was everything, no enemas were done. Those were the days!

There is a difference between men and women that is important to realize here. Namely men are easier to excite, but that excitement will also cool off more quickly than women. ……. I don't want to say that men have a shorter attention span, but they do.

@Emom You figured us out!!! Well said, for the married guys. 😄

I remember some marathon afternoons with my wife-to-be before we were married. No “cooling off quickly" at that time in my life. Unfortunately, later after we were married a while, and had kids, yup!, once I got off I was ready for coffee, breakfast, golf or whatever! Regret now that I didn't indulge in my wife's need for more/longer sessions.

There is a difference between men and women that is important to realize here. Namely men are easier to excite, but that excitement will also cool off more quickly than women.

You can't base all women on yourself, and all men on your husband. Some women might be more excitable than others.

For this reason, at least for my husband and me, I need to get the first enema and then him. I don't want to say t

In our case, the first enema goes to me….. that way @sirensong can enjoy a post-enema ‘float’ while I hold her.

I don't want to say that men have a shorter attention span, but they do. Once he has his motor running I don't want to take the time to take an enema because the window of opportunity may be closed by that time.

I've found this “short window” experience out with my sub, and this is now without the enema or any other stimulus (they seem to not excite him as they once did). That time limit ticks through my head as we are attempting sex. Greatly distracting me from much enjoyment.

Frustrating as hell for both of us.

I've found this “short window” experience out with my sub, and this is now without the enema or any other stimulus (they seem to not excite him as they once did). That time limit ticks through my head as we are attempting sex. Greatly distracting me from much enjoyment.

Frustrating as hell for both of us.

I've found that I have lowered my expectations. If it happens fine, if not my goal is to produce multiple orgasms through other means including an enema with some wand included.

Rule #1 is : “It sucks to get old” but it's still better than the alternative! There is more than one way to skin a cat!

@Moppys_jalopy

No skinning the kitty 😣 making the kitty very happy YES! 😉

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I've found this “short window” experience out with my sub, and this is now without the enema or any other stimulus (they seem to not excite him as they once did). That time limit ticks through my head as we are attempting sex. Greatly distracting me from much enjoyment.

Frustrating as hell for both of us.

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I've found that I have lowered my expectations. If it happens fine, if not my goal is to produce multiple orgasms through other means including an enema with some wand included.

Rule #1 is : “It sucks to get old” but it's still better than the alternative! There is more than one way to skin a cat!

I'm not telling tales out of school and I have asked @Cedar if I can post this, but 🌹‘suck’🌹 is the operative word here as I have observed @Lora_C some time ago with EB 🌹 Both he and she were acutely aware of his limitation set upon him by his diabetes and they both worked through those limitations and times by her putting his cock where her mouth was. 🌹🌹🌹 They were magnificent to watch and observe at how they each would either compliment each other or compensate with each other as they sought to bring sexual gratification to the other. At some point in time or through their friendship and sexual desire she developed a philosophy of being solely responsible for ‘getting hers’ as he was for ‘getting his’. I heard from Lora more than once that her main thing was that he was there in whatever capacity when ‘she got hers’ just so she was with him when she had her orgasm.

They would use toys, fingers, tongues, their minds and their imaginations to bring each other off and it was beautiful and 😈 hawt 😈 to see the pair of them fuck. 🌹 I have taken those lessons I saw and learned from and taken them to mine and EB's own sexual encounters. I love fucking this man 🌹EB🌹 very much but we do have to communicate with each other and be ever aware that there are indeed those ‘short windows’ and they are very real and they can and are frustrating for both of us if we let them be so. But he and I communicate honestly with each other and he is very frustrated that he can't just get a ‘diamond cutter’ 😉 have a go on a whim and that it was no small matter between he and his wife. He tells me that the frustration and the FTP, failure to perform, snowballed and hit his confidence considerably and the consequences just piled up. He can and probably has written of this far better and with more insight that I have.

I knew of EB's limitations long before he and I became sexually involved and I've also had long conversations with @gibby whose own experience closely resemble yours. She and I both learned a lot about fucking men with diabetes from Lora. 🌹🌹🌹 And the conversations and reaffirmations about what we can realistically expect from each other as to EB and myself, are usually after I have ‘got mine’ and I have the taste of his ejaculate on my tongue while we are both naked and sometimes having an enema together. There is so much to be said about Lora's philosophy and practice of wanting EB to be there when she got hers by whatever means, a toy, fingers, or his cock 🌹. Her main or only requirement is that he be there as she got hers.

In so many ways, as women, we only have ‘to be there’ for the male to attain sexual gratification but as I more closely examined when I wrote a post in a topic started by @sirensong ‘A DICK FOR A DAY’, the mechanics of getting and maintaining an erection are not so simple. To EB's everlasting credit, he has had the courage to speak with me about this and even forewarned me about becoming sexually involved with him because of his diabetes and that he could not guarantee a ‘home run’. Lora had told him he only had to bring the bat and balls and they would make up their own game. 🌹🌹🌹 😁 😁 😁 🌹🌹🌹

EB also said that he should have picked his ancestors more carefully because there was diabetes in the family history but that he didn't do himself any favours either by delaying going to the doctor or some such excuse as men are prone to give. Lora told me she was on ‘EB’s ass' just to get him to have a colonoscopy, a subject that irked her to no end. @Night_Pilot has at least paid some attention to what has posted and knows that one day he may have some FTP issues of his own when age sets in as it always does. No matter. ❤️ I'm going to fuck his wheels off well into our 100's with what I'm learning now. ❤️ So let him have his headache, I'm still going to get mine and he's going to be there when I do. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

❤️ I'm going to fuck his wheels off well into our 100's with what I'm learning now. ❤️ So let him have his headache, I'm still going to get mine and he's going to be there when I do. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Go for it, Ms Lila. I wish you only the best in your quest!! ❤️ ❤️

I knew of EB's limitations long before he and I became sexually involved and I've also had long conversations with @gibby whose own experience closely resemble yours. She and I both learned a lot about fucking men with diabetes from Lora. 🌹🌹🌹 ….. There is so much to be said about Lora's philosophy and practice of wanting EB to be there when she got hers by whatever means, a toy, fingers, or his cock 🌹. Her main or only requirement is that he be there as she got hers.

…… To EB's everlasting credit, he has had the courage to speak with me about this and even forewarned me about becoming sexually involved with him because of his diabetes and that he could not guarantee a ‘home run’. Lora had told him he only had to bring the bat and balls and they would make up their own game. 🌹🌹🌹 😁 😁 😁 🌹🌹🌹

…..No matter. ❤️ I'm going to fuck his wheels off well into our 100's with what I'm learning now. ❤️ So let him have his headache, I'm still going to get mine and he's going to be there when I do. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

@Ms_Lila ‘s post reminds me of the “sexless marriage” thread. So much can be resolved though “courage” to address the problem and willingness to “communicate” to resolve or adapt to it. So many options are out there, if one dares to expose their limitations/frustrations/needs and has the courage to address the problem(s). Sex is so much better when with one you want to be with, regardless of how ever you have to adapt to achieve it! We’re all responsible for our own happiness.