Any really embarrasing quirks with your body?

For example, my whole life I've dealt with a mole on the head of my penis. I am the only uncircumcised boy in my family because of it. I guess it's to hide it from public view. So not only did I have to deal with having a "freakish" penis, I also had a spot on my penis that became a topic of discusson between doctors, famliy and friends.

I don't mind it today, but it's always been a source of embarrassment back in the day.

Does anyone else have anything embarrassing about their bodies that they'd like to share?

This is a good topic to explore.

I imagine many people have something about their body that embarrasses them.

Sure,

I'm a grower, not a shower and I'm overweight. I also have a large scrotum. Put it all together and, when flaccid, my penis is internal. It took me a long time to get comfortable naked in public.

I had an undescended testicle which was operated and brought to the scrotum but it was done when i was 12 yo and although it was medically needed, the testicle didn't develop and it looks like i have half empty scrotum with only one testicle. for many years i was trying to hide it whenever i had to get undressed in public and felt very embarressed when had to go through medical examinations, especially as a teenager.

I have a small 'lump' or bump on my left testicle. I've been examined by every GP I've ever had, and two different urologists. All has agreed that it's an exposed nerve. The last to examine me was a lady urologist. She rolled and rubbed my testicle a while then had to call the other doc in to check also. That's the first time I'd been naked in front of a female and male doc at the same time.

I have a vericille (Spelling?) or what amounts to a varicose vein in my scrotum. Every doctor notices it when examining my penis, scrotum and testicles. They also point out that it it causes an increase and temperature around the testes which can cause a decrease in fertility. They seem amused when I told them that it has not caused any fertility issues whatsoever. When I went to the urologist for a vasectomy, he to pointed it out and stated that it would take "extra dissection" to complete the vasectomy. Again, there were no issues with that procedure and continue to live today with a small bulge on the left side of my scrotum. Barely noticible unless you are looking for it. I have never had a sexual partner or play doc notice or comment about it though a masseuse pointed out the clips from my vasectomy when getting a massage thinking I might have a tumor or something.

I am a tall, trim, athletic guy with an average to smaller size penis. The erect length is not too embarrassing but the flaccid size looks pretty small. With my height and body build, you would expect to see a large penis between my legs. I also really get small when I am nervous as I am during a physical. Also my testicles pull up really tight and my scrotum contracts to almost nothing with the anxiety of the exam situation. This makes having a physical extremely embarrassing. When I am stripped to my white briefs for the exam, it is embarrassing that I do not have the profile of a large penis and a large pair of balls showing through the fabric of the briefs. In fact, the pouch of my briefs is virtually flat across the front. But the embarrassment of how I look in my briefs is nothing compared to how it feels when my briefs are pulled down for the doctor to do the genital and hernia exams. I used to try trimming my pubic hair and putting my hand in my briefs to plump up my penis before the doctor came into the exam room. Now I just leave my bush full and do not try to fluff up my penis and just enjoy the humiliation.

Oh, what a question: I don´t know, where to start for answering this. Since my teenaged time I heard so often others saying, I look so sick and bad, would be too skinny and pale, there are also different things I am ashamed of on my body; I also got teased earlier from my class members at school, when they saw me, mostly because I have a conspicuous gnarly and ugly looking outie bellybutton, which I always hated when I had to be examined by doctors, because they often noticed my protrudng navel at once, too, and examined it thoroughly, either. Another thing is, that I have hundreds of (dysplastic) moles and nevi all around my whole body (I was diagnosed with dysplastic nevi syndrome as a teenaged boy), and I also have them in "unusual locations" like few on my earlabs, one directly on my right nipple, one on my protruding navel and also some on my penis (on my foreskin and on my glans). So one of the most embarrassing procedures for me were the quarterly complete and intense full body mole exams by the dermatologist, too.

I have unusually large testicles, which almost everyone who has seen them comments on and it is so horrible when they do! I wish they would not say anything at all about them. I also have a terrible scar on one leg due to a surgery decades ago following a terrible car accident I had that everyone comments about, and when they do it brings back terrible memories that I needed years of therepy to forget about the trauma it gave me.

Sometimes I've had erections during real exams; that's embarrassing!

I usually am sitting there in my underwear and sheet draped so long my penis is going up and down up and down wait for the doctor. During this time I'm leaking precum enough thick enough and a wet spot is seen through the underwear. Soon as the doctor pops in I'm still semi hard. The one of my favorite best EVER real physical exams was 2009 or 2010 had a student doc who was doing the whole thing solo before my doc came in. Now that's a story to read in my profile. Yum

This is a good topic to explore. I have so many things about myself which embarrass me that the list would be endless. Let me apologize for myself in advance.

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