Medical Ring Tones on Your Cell Phone

I was thinking last night that I need a new ring tone for my iPhone. Currently, I have a barking dog, but that is not very medical at all. So, I am now curious if anyone has any ideas or suggestions? Do you have a medical ring tone on your phone? If so, what is it?

How about some of these:

For heartbeat fans: A real Heartbeat Sound

For enema fans: A Toliet Flush

For medical fans: A Doctor saying, "Please scoot further down and just relax".

What do you all think? Please post your Ringtone tunes!

Lady Teddy, who wants to know 😃

I have frequently thought of using a ringtone from the song "Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks" on Panic! at the Disco's album A Fever You Can't Sweat Out.

"The hospice is a relaxing weekend getaway where you are a cut above every sick sad patient, where you're on a first name basis with all the top physicians...." "Prescribed pills to offset the shakes to offset the pills you should take, take it a day at a time."

Yeah, I know it's very dark humor and would probably only be appreciated by my daughters and their friends who also love the group. . . . just a little insight into my sometimes darker side. 😈 But you already knew that. . . .

How about Robert Palmer's circa ;1978,

"Doctor, Doctor, give me the news, I got a bad case of lovin you"

Ron

@ Lady Teddy

For the Ear Nose and Throat fans: "Raise your hand on the side you hear the tone." LOL!

Bon Jovi "Bad Medicine"

Napoleon XIV - They're coming to take me away

Love Potion #9

One of my favorites was the sounds of cats meowing and fighting. This was a cellphone brought in by a Vietnamese patient. I have the intro of "Gimme Shelter" by the Stones on mine. It's boring but comforting. I suppose "Doctor my Eyes" by Jackson Browne would be good.

My Phone Ringtone Is Greys Anatomy;s Title Track 😄

"Nobody Knows Where They Might End Up "

You can have the tone of a hospital pager said nurse lady teddy or doctor lady teddy