Rectal temps were always standard practice both at home and the doctors office. Both places the procedure was nearly the same. At home mom was the primary temp taker. However, she taught my older sisters the procedure. She said it was good practice for them when they had children. The nurses at the doctors office also took my rectal temperature-it was already the doctor's preferred method. (I found out later that mom had written in my records that she took rectal temperatures at home, plus she had asked the nurses to continue the process with me--at that time, the nurses did not seem to mind, since it was the doctor's preferred method for checking temperatures). Each time I was told to undress to my underwear, and to lay facedown on my tummy and place my arms at my side. The nurse helped me up on the examination table using the steps at the end of the table. At home I was on my bed, or a sheet on the livingroom floor. At the doctors I was on the examination table's laying on the white crinkled paper. Each time my underwear was lowered to below my knees. I would be able to see (mom, sisters, or nurses) as they prepped the thermometer. I watched as it was shaken down, then dipped into the Vaseline or the ointment spread onto the silver pearshaped bulb. I watched all of them approach me with the thermometer between their fingers. I knew in a few seconds the thermometer would be penetrating my bottomhole, and held for 5 minutes. As each approached me laying on my tummy, I feel a hand on my bottomcheeks, fingers touching, enter and spreading them apart. Cool air rushes, the silence, as the thermometer lightly touches my bottomhole, I twitch, and always hear "lay still for me, this will not hurt". Then I feel the tip of the thermometer enter my bottomhole. Slowly mom, my sisters, or the nurse twirls the glass rod as it is guided deep within me to its destination. I continue to lay still, my arms at my side, at home on my bed I look at the toys in my closet, on the livingroom floor the images on the television, or looking at the backyard through the glass patiodoors, or at the doctor's office the cartoon characters painted on the wall. When mom,my sisters, or the nurses are satisfied with the thermometers insertion, I feel the fingers move from my bottomcheeks as each closes around the thermometer. Then a hand is placed at my mid to lower back, as the thermometer is twirled, slightly withdrawn, then reinserted into my bottomhole. I continue to lay still. At home I see my moms or my sisters blouses close to my face. I see the designs on her outfit. I have looked up to see her face, as she is looking back and down at my bottom watching the thermometer as it registers. Sometimes she looks and sees me, smiles, and says "I am being a good boy, and to lay still for a few more minutes for your temperature check". I turn my head the opposite way, and look at the posters hanging on my wall in my room, or when on the livingroom floor, I see the appliances standing in the kitchen, sometimes I watch the hands on the clock. At the doctor's office, the nurses also have their white, or multicolored uniform close to my face. They are also looking back and down at my bottom watching the thermometer as it registers. They have also said " I was being a good boy, and for me to turn my head the other way, look at the cartoon characters on the wall, and lay still for the temperature check". I would turn my head as they instructed, looking at the cartoon characters painted on the wall, and also seeing the medical items in the glass cabinet against the wall and wondering if the nurse was going to use any of those items on me after the temperature check. As the temperature check continued, again I would feel the thermometer being twirled, slightly with drawn, then reinserted. At home my mom and sisters would also do this. Everyone always said "it was to get an accurate temperature reading". The procedure always took 5 minutes and was announced as "let's check your temperature reading". I would then feel fingers once again spread apart my bottomcheeks as the thermometer was then twirled, then slowly withdrawn from my bottomhole. Once removed I could see it held by mom, my sisters, or the nurse, as they would reach for a tissue, wipe the thermometer for the reading, then announce it. Seems it was always high. I then would watch as a tissue was retrieved to clean me. Mom, my sisters, and the nurse always had tissues nearby for this. I watched as several tissues were taken, then I felt my bottomcheeks respread. The tissues were brushed, slightly against my bottomhole as the Vaseline was cleaned away. Once done, the fingers were removed from my bottom, and I was told I could pull up my underwear. At the doctor's office, the nurse wrote the numbers on a clipboard, then help me pull up my underwear, and off of the examination table using the steps at the end. At home mom, and my sisters kept a notebook they wrote the numbers on for a tracking method. At home mom and my sisters would help me pull up my underwear, and up and off the bed or up from the livingroom floor. At the doctor's office, I always given a shot in my bottom when I had a fever from the rectal temp. This procedure also had my laying on my tummy, with my underwear lowered again below my knees. At home mom, my sisters would recheck my rectal temp again in a couple hours. If I had another high rectal temp, then I was taken to the doctor's office. Mom and my sisters would tell the nurses that they took my rectal temps at home when I had the fever, and the readings were high during both checks. They also brought the notebook to show the nurses the regular temperature checks schedule they were keeping at home. The nurses and the doctor said "it was a great tracking plan, and requested that they bring it each time I was scheduled for an appointment". When the nurses called me back for the examination, it was for the bp, height, weight, standard procedural rectal temp check, and always a shot given in my bottom. Growing up it seemed to always be the same procedure each time I went to the doctor's office. Several of the nurses also gave mom and my sisters some new rectal thermometers. They said "they could be used as backups when a second rectal temp recheck was needed". For me growing up, rectal temps were always standard practice both at home and the doctors office