TSA and Traveling with Enema Equipment in Luggage

I try to get a bag packed with me on every trip. TSA doesn't care, they've seen it all!

Jon

Carry on straight forward enema gear is not a problem unless you pack chains and bondage gear.

If you have a lot of gear and don't want to risk having it opened to be checked, check your luggage.

I'll try to make a long story short. Several years ago I accepted an assignment to fly out to Egypt and board a ship when I got there. I packed my bags and included a pair of folding enema syringes. At the airport, I checked all my baggage including the one with the enema bags. When I arrived in Egypt my bags didn't! That left me in a predicament because not only were my credentials in that baggage, but so were my syringes and after a flight that took me a quarter of the way around the world, I needed an enema. At last I was greeted by my contact, made it to my assigned ship and left Egypt the next day. My enema bags and baggage arrived in Egypt a week later and I never saw them again. I have often wondered what the Egyptian Arab who finally opened my bags thought of my enema equipment.

As a result of that experience, when I travel now I take my enema bags in my head. When I arrive at my destination, I head for the grocery and hardware stores. At the grocery store I purchase a quart of rubbing alcohol, a can of soft drink and a gallon of water. The soda can and rubbing alcohol make an alcohol lamp to heat the plastic of the gallon jug. At the hardware store, I may purchase a piece of wire, 20 ft of plastic tubing and thermal setting (glue gun), glue, However, I try to have the tubing and wire with me in my luggage. Then it's off to the hotel to assemble a new inverted jug bag and use it for an evening enema. Also, why should I carry an assembled enema bag when it might be confiscated by the TSA? Everyone knows that the whole TSA needs an enema.

If you wonder what a jugbag is, see my avitar.

I still have lost or delayed luggage but as long as I keep my enema equipment, jug bag, in my head I can still have an enema without my luggage..

An enema a day keeps the doctor away.

I travel frequently for work. Rarely do I go somewhere without at least a disposable enema bag and some diapers... how else can I be expected to get to bed and have a decent night's sleep without my bedtime enema and diapers? Anyway, I tend to check, but some of my colleagues are strong believers in not having to wait for their luggage. I am a big believer in not having TSA go through my bag in front of other passengers, but alas, it has happened. Luckily I didn't have any coworkers actually with me, but I was surrounded by biz travelers in business suits and there I am with my diapers and enema gear sitting on the security table. As I said to the agent as he opened up that area of my bag, "this is going to be more embarrassing for you than it will for me." I think he was very thankful he had on rubber gloves. LOL Now I could go into how I could have imagined that screening going and what else he could have done with those rubber gloves. 😉

I always take a long journey travel enema bag with it, for a short trip I take a fleet enema nozzle of it to fit different bottle of soft drink. A.

Four years ago, going through the metal detector and scanner, coming out of Las Vegas, I was wearing my usual comfy travel clothes of leggings and my Extra Large Yosimite Sweatshirt that hung almost to my knees. I am short at 5'3 " so my sweatshirt was long and had a lot of moving around room. I tend to wear my shirts large because (1.) It' s comfortable and( 2.) I have a 38 DD chest so all my shirts have to be big to accommodate this factor even if I am short. When it was my turn to go thru the metal detector, the inspector asked what I had on under my shirt. I replied "the usual thing women wear under their clothes, my bra". He then had the audacity to ask why my shirt was so large. By then, I had passed "pissed off " about a mile back, but I stayed cool and explained my 2 reasons in very blunt language. He then turned to the other guy and told him to get a female agent to come do a patdown of me. I stepped to the side a little, set my purse and carryon bag on the floor by my feet, and told him not to bother. I then grabbed the hem of my sweatshirt and pulled it up around my neck, I was about to just take it off because I was so mad, but I turned around so he could see my back contained no weapons just like my front contained no weapons. The two male inspectors were beet red from head to toes and I could have cared less. I looked up to see my husband was standing there waiting on me and not at all surprised at what I had done. I put my shirt down and asked them both loudly if they wanted to see anything else, then got my purse and carryon bag and calmly as I could, walked off to the gate. That is the only time that I have ever been questioned about what was under my shirt. They must have quit asking women that question because several months later I saw on Fox News where several women had stripped off their shirts because TSA was getting too personal with the questioning of passangers. One woman stripped to her underwear and waited by the metal detector until the supervisors came and then laid into them about the inspectors getting too personal.

Good for you EQueen!

Hi EQueen,

Wish I could have seen their faces. If you think about it, it's quite funny.

Yes, well by the time I walked off, there was still no sign of a female inspector for my patdown. It is a good thing I didn't wait on her and that I am not shy about taking my shirt off in front of people. I was so pissed off about the whole thing, I didn't care what anyone thought. By that time, my goal was to make the inspector look like a complete asshole. Mission accomplished!

And yes, it is funny now but I am still not a fan of airport TSA or customs inspectors. Just get in and get out as fast as possible.

Since my previous message, I had my checked-in bag searched by US customs. The agent found my enema kit, asked me what it is. I told him it's an enema kit. "A what?" "An enema kit. You put the nozzle into your anus, fill this bag with water, and then..." at which point he put it carefully back in my bag and closed it. I didn't stay long enough to see if he went to change his gloves afterwards 😃

I travel with my enema bag in the checked luggage. I have a 3qt Klystra close top bag and all the associated nozzles and hoses in a leather pouch I usually keep tucked along the side of my bag. More than once I have gotten home and opened the bag and found the Enema bag on top with a TSA insert on top of it.

I have to echo what alot of folks here have said already after a long plane ride a enema before bed does feel great.

Never mind the TSA! They are kept quite busy doing a job that doesn't need to be done. Besides if they weren't molesting you at the airport, who knows who or what they might be molesting? I'm not a big fan of theirs either, as you might guess. If it weren't for them, I could take my E gear with me in stead of shipping it via air mail or buying it at Wally World.

I often have to travel to different areas of the state for my job, and I always take the trusty enema bag, hose and nozzles with me, there is always a hook on the door in the bathroom a perfect place to hang the bag. A few times I have forgotten about it hanging there, But it has always been there when I return to the room after a long day sitting in meetings, it's nice to unwind with my old friend the nozzles and some nice warm water filling me..

I take my enema eqiuipment away on holiday depending on knowing if I will have the required privacy needed for my pleasures and try to plan for this before travelling!

You are going to love this. I was camping out in Humboldt County and headed through some small town out in Pot country. A small town cop with nothing better to do but to hope that I was transporting a few pounds, see's that i had a tail light out and decides to pull me over. We had just come back from the river and,yes, we were stoned, but we weren't transporting quantity. the cop smelled pot and asked to search my car, I did not consent to a search. He found my jar of weed, which contained a few grams but got angry that that was all, just a few grams. So he decided to really search the whole car. Needles to say, I had an enema bag in one of my suit cases. The cop asked, "What is this?" I replied,"It is something personal, and it certainly can't hold ten pounds of pot!" The cop was pissed, but he certainly was not going to bust me for a few joints, so he let me go.

Early in our marriage. My wife traveled 6 months out of the year. So, after marriage I use to give her enemas weekly. She loved them and I made sure she always packed it on her trips away from home.

I haven't carried my gear on a plane yet, but I've only ever flown twice (once to Japan and once back) and it was before 911. I always pack at least some gear with me if I am expecting to be spending time away from home. So far I haven't had anyone to go searching through my bag yet. If anyone ever does, they will probably be surprised.

I put Always a bulb syringe in my luggage.

When in checked luggage, mine always gets inspected "randomly".

I used to be embarrassed carrying a bulb syringe in my luggage. On occasion on longer trips I'll take a disposable bag, which I'll keep it in a terrycloth case so it's not obvious. I've long gotten over any embarrassment. The TSA screeners have seen everything -- and I mean EVERYTHING. Trust me, enema equipment doesn't rock their boats! On a related question, I've wondered how flight attendants whose travels take them over many time zones are able to keep "regular." I travel on business and pleasure, although it's mostly US and not international, and I have problems sometimes especially with crazy work schedules, conferences and meetings. A year ago, while waiting for the fog to clear at an airport, I was chatting with a flight attendant (my guess in her early 40s) and I got up the courage to ask her about this sensitive subject. I was surprised how open she was in talking about it! Fleets and bulb syringes are common "among the girls," she said. She joked about bathrooms in hotels not providing a hook to hang an enema bag!! The clothes hooks on the back of the bathroom doors are too high! "Regularity" is a common problem -- it "goes with the job," I remember her saying.

I bring a plastic disposable kit with me in the bottom of my suitcase. It has never been taken out by security

When I was doing a lot of business travel and packing my equipment and toys, I realized that I definitely did not want to risk a search at the counter where everything is laid to bare in front of everybody filing through the line. So from that point forward I was checking my bag no matter how small.

One time I was on a short trip to Las Vegas and traveling with a client- she took a carryon bag given we were going to be there for only one night. So we went to baggage claim and waited for what seemed like forever and finally my small overnight bag comes rolling down the line. I had this feeling when she saw the small bag which could have easily been a carryon bag, what the hell was this guy doing checking this small bag. She did not say anything and we went to our hotel. Of course later that evening I had a great enema session so the effort was well worth it.

I never put anything "compromising" (dildo, enema bag, etc.) in carry-on luggage.

ProV1 I’m kinda having trouble with the sniff test

I've learned the hard way. Only put your bag or bags in the bags that are not carry on....

I've learned the hard way. Only put your bag or bags in the bags that are not carry on....

That doesn't always work. Go back to my post #7 from 2008.

http://www.zity.biz/index.php?mx=forum;ox=display;msg=23367

They also examine checked baggage.

I make a point of not checking baggage unless absolutely necessary. I guess that if I did check a bag I might put my equipment in that bag just to minimize the risk of an embarrassing scene at check in.

The purpose of the screening is to prevent things that pose a danger to the flight from getting through.

Enema bags don't pose a risk to the flight.

I don't envy the poor SOB who has to stand before a federal court and argue otherwise the moment they eventually seize one!

I've reported this before but here it is again.

I hadn't flown since all the TSA stuf started and had to fly from Seattle to Orange county, CA to pick up a truck and drive it back north. That kind of drive called for a bag. I was traveling light and so just a carry-on would suffice.

Well TSA said, "Looks like two shaving kits...go have a look." --as he handed the carry-on to another agent. We walked over to a shelf agains the wall and he asked me to open it. When we got to the enema bag, he looked up. I said, "My butt doesn't work and I have a choice....this or a colostomy."

He replied, "Good choice!", handed me the bag and I was on my way.

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I just Checked a bag at the airport that has a paddle and 2 wooden spoons for a Spanking shoot I am doing in NYC this week plus my enema bag and Dr Bonner’s for me. I am Sure the TSA will get a good laugh when they go through my suitcase