Anal toy stuck!

As embarassing as this is I have a situation. I have a small round anal toy stuck in me. It has a suction end that apparently was not sturdy as it just folded up and when the toy went in anally the entire thing just got sucked up. I have tried to fish it out myself and every time I can feel it to get it out it went further in. I am freaking out now and don't know what to do. I have tried to bear down like having a bowl movement but that has been to no avail in getting it out. Can anyone help, please with advise. :-(

See my post in your other thread. You'll be OK.

I guess you have to take an oral laxative and you will expell it automatically.

Easy answer: take an enema - flush out your dung-pot with liquid glycerin!

If it's just an anal bead I wouldn't worry too much - if it stays in there for days it won't do any harm.

One of the medical journals used to have interesting x-rays, occasionally of objects up the patient's butt. I once saw one of a small coke bottle and even a light bulb (dangerous). Not trying to make light of your situation, but ER docs ALL have stories about veggies, toys and anything else imaginable. BTW- they got the light bulb safely out with.....yes a carefully inserted and twisted socket.

Unless its sharp or toxic , its fine . don't worry about it , the sooner you calm down , the sooner it will come out . if its a big object , then you will need something like J lube , water based that's highly slippery & use your anus muscles to work it out . alot of people have been there , done that .

Kinda stupid to stick something in your butt like that. What are ya thinking?

Kinda stupid to stick something in your butt like that. What are ya thinking?

Teddybear,

I've always thought of you as a kind and caring guy, a fellow Texas at that; but, your response to Cute is just plain rude and offensive.

We are all explorers; and, I would imagine that if we all fessed up, all of us have miscalculated something, or got too excited while exploring, and did something "stupid".

However, let's not be so rude and short with a relatively new member. And, being that Cute is just to our west, it might have been nice if you had shown some of your caring ways, and been a little more solicitous.

Just my 2¢...

Hermann

I wonder, does it all ended well? But I hope very much so, because construction of human body is wise made-out , Cute, how are you?

Experiences of same kind I had also, I bought smallest size inflatable butt plug, hoping that it will fit me (I had no opportunity to try it to my size in sex shop, despite the fact that I was a first customer this day and lady behind the counter was extremely well minded), then at home, after the appropriate enema and lubricant I tried to insert it. No hope,boy! Halfway in and not the fraction more. Then I weighed all con"s and pro's: I paid money for it, and no shop will take it back or exchange, it's the smallest size, after all, damn it... but it hurts rather bad to proceed with inserting. I got angry at situation and pushed in anger....WOW, in it went, but with so sharp pain, that I cried in voice.

Anus cramped around toy's neck, and I got cold feet, when it downed on me, that I should pull it out sooner or later. After this I look with caution to all those XXXL size giant inflatable nozzles and plugs in advertisements, after all a man should know "his size".

Agree with Hermann.

Also agree with Hermann - quite uncalled for!

No follow up?

I used to know a guy who had worked in an ER. 'Dime a dozen' stories about this. He said bottles were the most common. Coke, and sometimes, cold cream. People stick them neck first, then the suction holds them in. He said they used a small drill to release the air, and the bottle would slide on out.

U name it and its probably been up there. The problem is when it's up there for extended time; it can cause necrosis of the bowel. Recently had a male with a vibrator who said he was unaware of how it got there (that's another story) and it caused a major issue with the sigmoid colon and he needed a diverting colostomy. Most objects can be removed in the ED with mild sedation, others require more sedation and need to be done in the operating room. Rarely is surgery necessary, it's usually anesthesia that us needed to put the peron to sleep. Airway protection and breathing are controlled while the object is removed.

This is a short video from an ED doc. Here's the setup: For healthcare professionals only. This Procedurette shows a few tips and tricks that MAY help with the extraction of certain rectal foreign bodies. While this subject is frequently met with smirks and hilarity, rectal foreign bodies are a LIFE-THREATENING problem that must be addressed seriously. Do not take stupid risks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8GGQWMu004

Remember people, no light bulbs...

I've heard many years ago that inserting shot glasses were very popular and many had to be removed in the ER.

I hope things have worked out by now. Having seen all sorts of rectal foreign bodies in my practice, let me tell you extracting them can be an enormous hassle. I usually sedated patients with Demerol and used two to three fingers. I simultaneously pushed on the lower abdomen to bring the object within reach. This is not something you can do on your own . I'm sure you must've had a trip to the ER for your foreign body.

I hope things have worked out by now. Having seen all sorts of rectal foreign bodies in my practice, let me tell you extracting them can be an enormous hassle. I usually sedated patients with Demerol and used two to three fingers. I simultaneously pushed on the lower abdomen to bring the object within reach. This is not something you can do on your own . I'm sure you must've had a trip to the ER for your foreign body.

Me too. It's been 18 months!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Susie !!! You crack me up.

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