Little bit of Humour

In my opinion, one of the best ways to cope with stress in any situation has got to be humour. SO....As a post made purely to hear funny nondangerous anecdotes, I would like to ask this question....What is the funniest hallucination you've had from lack of sleep?

To answer my own question, let me explain something first: I'd bet my sweet violets that everyone has overstayed their awakened welcome at least once in their life, and most of the time any visual hallucination was a quick flash in their peripheral vision. That is usually the case with me. But i have to say, the funniest encounter i've ever had was during a particularly rough patch at school. I came home and was walking up the driveway when i saw this little brown squirrel. So I said hello to him. I believe i asked him a few questions like, 'why are you just sitting here" or "aren't you gonna run?" maybe a comment or so about his cuteness. (any critter fluffy and small is adorable) Wouldn't you know it, i snapped out of it after a few minutes and realized i was chatting up a peice of garbage. Suppose the funniest part was walking into the house asking myself why i was talking to garbage. To this day i still wonder why i'd try to converse with a squirrel and ask instead about garbage!