Toilet Brush

OMG !!! This reminded me of something

Last year I was sitting in the waiting room in the Accident and Emergency department waiting to be seen for a large burn I had given myself at work . In came two girls in their late teens early twenties . One was smiling , but looked very embarrassed . The other was shuffling along and was clearly in pain with a blanket wrapped round her shoulders . I never thought nothing of it as they stood waiting by the triage room . As her name got called and she shuffled by the blanket moved . The girl had a short skirt on looking pretty normal from the front at the back the blanket was caught on the bristles of a toilet brush . The handle obvious to everyone stuck up her bum . I found it really funny as did most of the others in the waiting room as she shuffled on by into that triage room .

As Forrest Gump would say: "stupid is as stupid does". What's next, BARBED WIRE ???

As Forrest Gump would say: "stupid is as stupid does". [color=#000000][b]What's next, BARBED WIRE ???[/b][/color]

That's certainly a good threat to use as a supplemental restraint.

I must remember to get some.

Umm, no thanks. I doubt that I'd ever even use a newly purchased one. I wouldn't know where it's been but I do know where it's definitely NOT going!

My Mama didn't raise no fool.

A toilet brush with the bristly part inside? You must be crazy! Why not use some blue toilet bowl cleaner too. Remember you pay what you get for or is it the other way around?

Sounds like the sort of thing that will end in a trip to A&E! Definitely not for me!

Toilet brush? I assume the HANDLE part...right ?? When I was young I experimented with kitchen items that had penis looking handles. I found many things in the kitchen and bathroom that fit in my cunny and bum. I even found some of my father's hand tools that work. Screw drivers and such. Look around.

I have a facebook friend who enjoys having a toilet brush handle inserted into her vagina at the same time as a penis.

One should not believe everything one reads on Facebook, should one?

I have a facebook friend who enjoys having a toilet brush handle inserted into her vagina at the same time as a penis.

One should not believe everything one reads on Facebook, should one?

We are also being asked to believe that the owner of the penis enjoys either his abdomen or his testicles and ass being tickled by the brush end.

It certainly does not sound like my idea of fun. The rule should be that if it ain't designed to be inserted, it doesn't get inserted.

The rule should be that if it ain't designed to be inserted, it doesn't get inserted.

Oh, come on... And what about all the carrots, cucumbers, zucchinis, eggplants ... a million other household objects.... Those weren't designed for insertion, either... But a world of fun!

Oh, come on... And what about all the carrots, cucumbers, zucchinis, eggplants ... a million other household objects.... Those weren't designed for insertion, either... But a world of fun!

The food items are not harmful provided you are only discussing vaginal insertion. Things like cucumbers inserted anally are a different matter, but it seems to me it is not food items that are under discussion here anyway.

Many household items are an unsuitable shape for the vagina and are made of hard, unyielding materials, but some people apparently like to experiment so much that they suffer brain failure when weighing up the risks.

Personally I would not take such risks with my wife, and it's only purpose designed sex toys for her. She has enough dildos and vibrators to please herself with, and for me to use on her. 😄

May I remind those who use rectal veggies that they're a total bitch to remove when they slip beyond the anal verge. The three cases I've seen of rectal cucumbers I've seen went to surgery to have them removed one bite at a time. Also I would be very worried about microorganisms especially clostridia species which are found commonly in soil. Having removed many rectal foreign bodies, it can be a frustrating prospect for me and humiliating for the patient. You've been warned.

May I remind those who use rectal veggies that they're a total bitch to remove when they slip beyond the anal verge. The three cases I've seen of rectal cucumbers I've seen went to surgery to have them removed one bite at a time. Also I would be very worried about microorganisms especially clostridia species which are found commonly in soil. Having removed many rectal foreign bodies, it can be a frustrating prospect for me and humiliating for the patient. You've been warned.

This sounds like all the reasons you would need not to use any kind of vegetables as sex toys. Mind you, in many cases there is little difference to the men some women use as sex toys. I have the displeasure of encountering some like this almost every day.

In my earlier post I had overlooked the possibility of micro-organisms. As we do not use any food as sex toys, to us it's a non-issue anyway but it is a compelling reason not to use anything that has been in soil.

That is totally insane! Who thinks this stuff up, and who is the brain trust that tried it first... Guess it's different strokes for different folks!

I have to add that many fruits and vegetables are completely safe. We have used more bananas [peeled] than I care to count, grapes and cherries and cherry tomatoes not quite by the hundreds, kiwis and other fruits. If you are worried about microbes on cucumbers, you can peel them, although I never had a problem with standard or the long English cucumbers.

That is for the pure masochist that wants extreme pain or for the Sadist that needs to inflict pure pain. That will scrape the soft tissue raw.

That is totally insane! Who thinks this stuff up, and who is the brain trust that tried it first... Guess it's different strokes for different folks!

No you had it correct, Insane! First time I heard about it, not sure if it was an 'erotic' story, but I thought, oh my god. They have got to kidding.

They weren't.

Yuck.

A better use for the toilet brush is as a back scratcher.

I wouldn't want a toilet brush anywhere near my private parts. Why would someone want bristles in their hole? How does it even fit?

Agree, it is not the correct shape to be putting in a vagina or anus. Some things my feel good at the time but you don't want to explain to your doctor why you are in pain.

I think the reference was about using the toilet brush handle, not the bristles.

I had a nice time with a toilet brush handle in my ass pulling it in and out me

I think the reference was about using the toilet brush handle, not the bristles.

Rockdoc, the reference WAS about using the bristle end of the toilet brush, although the handle feels good too!

Like that thought is so disgusting just because of what the toilet brush is originally being used for.

There are so many other things that can be used before I will use a toilet brush. I guess if you buy a

new/unused toilet bowl brush it can work as long as it is kept for that use only. But like I said there

are so many other things around the apartment that can be used before my toilet bowl brush.

Kathy M

Well, I saw a video once of a woman that inserts all handle inside hes bum, but I believe its fake because the handle is hard and long. But it was a nice video!

Just using the handle? For a real thrill, there is nothing like those bristles being shoved up one's arse and given a pump and twirl. Be prepared to curl your toes and scream. MMM I love it.

Good Grief ! Anyway--but just in case there's a issue--like it getting stuck or profuse bleeding occurring-etc.have the phone close by to call 911…I've heard they've encountered all kinds of things inserted/stuck or “lost” in rectums ….

@gwhap Thank you for your concern.

If you were looking at my arsehole it would have a relaxed gape of 10 cm after a finger twirl.With a generous amount of lube the brush pops in. The bristles are stiff and tickle so much I start coming as soon as it goes in. No problems with it yet.