Homemade lube/in-home

I looked but i couldnt find a thread on this exact topic, they were more general topics

i want to know what i could use for anal lube that is in my home, i heard olive / vegetable oil (i dont know if theres a difference if your using them as lube) lotion, vaseline... i thought that all of those arent good and they burn or hurt. can someone shine a light on me please? thanks!

(p.s. i need this exact topic, not just the best lube, because i cant just go out and buy them whenever i want, i need to use in home liquids when i run out of real stuff, so please dont delete, thanks!)

Olive oil is best .i know from my experience

i looked but i couldnt find a thread on this exact topic, they were more general topics

i want to know what i could use for anal lube that is in my home, i heard olive / vegetable oil (i dont know if theres a difference if your using them as lube) lotion, vaseline... i thought that all of those arent good and they burn or hurt. can someone shine a light on me please? thanks!

(p.s. i need this exact topic, not just the best lube, because i cant just go out and buy them whenever i want, i need to use in home liquids when i run out of real stuff, so please dont delete, thanks!)

WHY can't you go out and buy lubes on the market???

WHY must you use things already at home???

Well i get paid at the beginning of the month and i buy some but i use it up before the next pay day and i have to balance my budget. thanks mrcool

Crisco is good and olive oils or go and buy a big bottle of mineral oil that's a good lube :.but don't use to much you will be running to the bathroom

I have found that aloe vera lotion for sun burns.... Works really well... Especially the kind with lidocaine in it... Havnt found any problems with it so far

I've used both vegetable and olive for quite some time mostly vegatable because its cheap, wasn't sure if it was a good idea at 1st but its been a long time so far and nothing bad happen so far so it think its all good, good, cheap, and ez to get alot +thumbup

Olive oil is my favorite. It has the perfect viscosity for my tastes.

Crisco works best for me. Long lasting & doesn't dry out quickly.

I have always thought crisco was too thick and pasty and didn't flow well over the skin surface. My husband agreed and the dirty boy came up with a solution.

Put the whole one pound tub of crisco into the KitchenAid mixer with the whisk attachment and start it on slow. After it gets lightly whipped, add about one (NOT much more) ounce of crisco cooking oil and mix it thoroughly. THAT gives a very smooth, lube which is much better than plain crisco.

Coconut oil is really good.

Back in the olden days the things to use were Vaseline, Crisco, and mineral oil. They all dissolve most condoms so you can't use them if you want to practice safe sex. If you are on a budget look for "personal lubricant" (same as KY jelly) tubes at Dollar Stores or discount stores. The branded sex lubes sold next to the condoms at most stores all seem overpriced.

If you really want something slippery and cheap, especially if you are using toys for anal play, save your money up and google J-Lube. It is a powder you mix with water. It's used mainly for helping deliver large animal babies for veterinarians so it's safe. It's also used by entertainers who make giant soap bubbles. An $18 284g bottle will last you years. You make a little at a time as it has no preservatives. Get a ziploc baggy, sprinkle some in it, pour in a little water and knead it around. You can use it for hours, just add a little water to slicken things up as it dries out through use. You can even mix it with the lubricating jelly to get a consistency you like and to just stretch it out. You can freeze the bag in between uses and microwave a few seconds to use. Make ice cubes with it, stick a few up into your work/play area as foreplay!

The one good/bad thing about it is it doesn't wash off easily. Salt will help remove it. So if you have a bunch of toys that need cleaning, having a salt shaker next to the sink helps a lot.

Agree that J-Lube may be a great way to go, though you're starting with a powder & mixing with water in the right proportions. Not sure if most of us are willing and able to take the time to do that...

Switchable's solution to this dilemma is simply awesome! You don't need to begin with an entire tub-full of Crisco, and you don't need to use Crisco cooking oil, though that may be the best & simplest way to go. You can begin with whatever size Crisco you have on hand, and add Crisco cooking oil, Olive oil, or really any kind of liquid-state oil you have on hand, and add it to Crisco while stirring with a wooden spoon, etc.

The result is an incredibly smooth, easy-to-apply, cream type of lube that works phenomenally well, and lasts seemingly forever.

Paynefan, I'm glad you liked my recipe and I'm sorry I didn't start a small company to manufacture and sell the stuff!! I could have made a fortune. 😁 😁 😁

Vegetable oils always worked for me, in the beginning. Then, after a few years, my butt started lubing on it's on.