Coffee enema addiction

The learning channel (TLC) is featuring a segment on coffee enema addiction on their show *my strange addiction* of wednesday, February 13th. there is a clip posted on todays huffington post in the entertainment/TV section.

Here is the link. . .

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/05/my-strange-addiction-coffee-enemas_n_2623016.html

You've got to give her credit for being so upfront about it all :-)

The time it will be on? it is 9 central 10 eastern

There is an interesting article about coffee enemas on Discovery today. Here is the link.

http://news.discovery.com/human/health/why-coffee-doesnt-go-in-your-butt-120212.htm#mkcpgn=rssnws1

Funny how they don't go into specifics of coffee enemas or enemas in general. I believe that all of us here (myself included) have a dependency on enemas which I would say leads to an unbalanced lifestyle and we're OK with this. We know we spend a lot of time cleaning our butts out and that's our choice. Enemas done in moderation ( like for example, a thorough cleansing session once per month) is far more beneficial than it is detrimental.

Any claim that enemas lead to dehydration and rupturing of the colon is based on VERY isolated incidents where people just refused to listen the their bodies and pressed on. Very stupid but hey, let's face it, there are some very stupid people on this planet.

If this article is true,

just make my enema a grande decaff mocha latte.

I watched the re-run a few days ago. My impression was that the characters were all actors, and that the content was part fact, part fiction. I agree that much realistic detail about enema culture would have prevented the show from being shown, but who would give themselves an enema of any kind by holding an irrigation can up in the air with one of their hands? Wouldn't the couple probably give each other the enema instead of taking the enemas alone....individually? The "son" with the cap on backward, scragggly beard, stud in his ear counseling mom on the dangers of her addiction? And, the "doctor" who cited one danger as being rectal perforation by the enema nozzle? Come on!

I like coffee enemas but I think four a day is excessive. I am amazed that they were willing to talk about their addiction on TV though. Also, where does she find the time for that many enemas?

With cream and sugar ?

While I really like a coffee enema, I find that I have to take them in moderation. I'll usually take 10oz with a bulb most days in the morning to get me going then occasionally I'll take a full bag of 2 1/2 qts. with 1 quart of it being coffee on a weekend morning.

I think this is a rather EXPLOITIVE form of tv programming.

1rst of all I know the Husband character is definitely an actor. I've seen him before on television at sometime or other. Did you see the smile on his face when he feels the enema supposedly is going into him, during the program's trailer? it was like an over-the-top "Yeah Baby!" type smile from Austin Powers... Also, I just watched clips from so of their other episodes that were just plain goofy... I think the show just simply focuses on the "look at this weird person" thing for other people's entertainment. And really if I find the whole thing rather funny. Besides there are a lot worst things in life to be addicted too. And real addiction is when you let something pre-occupy yourself so much that you can't physically take good proper care of yourself or one's family because you are too busy with that thing that you value way too much.

Hmmm....

I think I'll just enjoy a good slow coffee enema today.

A long time ago, over 40 yrs at least, a friend and co-worker, easily 20 years my senior, came to work with his mouth wired shut, still recovering from a bad landing. We were all gathered around him, struggling to understand him, and all wanting to welcome him back to hear the details of his recovery. He was full blood Cajun, so we had to listen closely even when his mouth was not wired shut. All the nurses were beautiful and held his hand when face down getting his temperature taken. "OooWeee!" “Yea, and then i needed some coffee, too,” He say ).( He swallows hard, and tells about the funnel, hose and butt bone, speaking as best he could from between his teeth, shaking his head, and looking at the ceiling as if counting his lucky stars. Nurse assures him it is not hot, while smearing a plenty of something nice. Nurse gets him all hooked up, holding the funnel up just under her nose, she begins to pour it in for him.

“Butt Oh My", he shouts, ”Stop, Stop! Nurse! Nurse! Please, More sugar! "

An, dat is dde truth, he say, if i ever told it to you.