Enemas at work?

Has anyone taken (or been given) an enema at your workplace? I don't find it a particularly sexy idea on its face, but doing so might make for a good story later and it's a nice way to fill out one's enema portfolio too.

We have at least one very large privacy stall in each restroom at work (as I'm sure most do), so a Fleet would be no problem. And I'm sure with a little preparation, a full-size fountain syringe could make its way discretely into a stall. Of course, given the energy of of your expulsion, a few interesting questions might be raised in the minds of your restroom co-users, if any.

And a cellphone pic or two commemorating the event might be nice a nice touch also.

I have given myself a number of Fleets at work over the years.

There are people I meet at work that need an enema! They are full of s**t !! 😃

For those concerned about this being a distraction to your job, obviously this might also be accomplished before or after your normal work hours, or even over lunch.

Ive taken small fleet ones at work before lol lots of fun

I try never to mix business with pleasure.

I have given a few enemas at work and I don't mean to my patients, but to my co-workers or my employees, and I have also taken them a time or two as well.

The few times that I have given them to fellow employees it is because they were in need and were not able to give it to themselves. This has only happend a few times and the times that it did happen I was not in the mind set of med fet either. I still had my nursing cap on good and tight because these people came to me sick or hurting. I figure if they are feeling bad enough to come to someone they work with, with a problem that potentially embarrassing, they really must be sick. So, with my nursing cap on as tight as it always is with my other patients, I glove up and it's all business.

Now, I have had to take an enema at work twice as well, the first time I was having severe constipation/gas cramps. Took a fleet to get rid of the pressure and gas pain, and hopefully help the constipation but it didn't help. Was embarrassing and funny. Actually, I had forgotten about this until now oddly enough. After I took my enema and expelled what I could at work I went up and laid on the couch in the lobby to let the rest of the enema work it's way out. My co-workers knew I had taken an enema because we had all discussed it prior to. I believe they even gave me a coctail of warm prune juice and milk too. Anyway, they brought me up an attends and a chucks in case I had an accident. Those naughty nurses. Neither things worked. As a matter of fact, the following evening I came into work again, after having been to another urgent care center still in pain earlier that evening, and ended up collapsing at my med cart with a hot appy. I should have known, but when it's happening to yourself, sometimes you can't see the forest through the trees. Whats even more odd is that I had had those attacks before and just chalked them up to constipation. Also during my physicals everytime Doc palpated in my right lower quadrant I had either slight rebound tenderness or almost automatically had some guarding. He even one time sent me for a CT of my abdomin for kidney stones actually which also showed my appendex, and at the time it was normal. Go figure?

The second time I took an enema at work was gosh 1 and a half years ago now already. I again was having severe upper abdominal gas cramps and just could hardly stand up I was in so much pain. I know at that point it wasn't my appendix unless it grew back from the previous removal of the above mentioned. I sat on the pot for a good 30 minutes and nothing. At that point I still had enough energy to go find a suppository and take it. I was back in the bathroom for another 30 minutes nothing. Sweat was dripping or more like pouring off of my face, lol. But the waves of pain and cramps kept coming, so I finally just opened the door still sitting on the pot and yelled for Carrie, my favorite STNA who I knew was around. She came running and I handed her my cart keys and told her to bring me an enema and she did. ANd trust me, when you are in that much pain, you don't care who sees you sitting on the pot.

So she came back and with a little hessitation she asked me if I could do it myself and I assured her I could. But even after that was administered it didn't help. That's when I discovered for the first time fleet oil enemas. THey do nothing! Long story short here was when I left work that night I had to decide to either turn left and go home, or turn right and go to the ER. It was the 4th of July, and I knew the hospital would be packed, so I went home and tried another enema but with a bag. Ends up I had post infectious collitis, but took a long time to come to that dx, lol.

So those are the stories of how I have given and taken enemas at work. lol

Mashie

Hi Mashie,

Your post reminded me of a story from years ago when my best friend was a young LPN working at a small rural nursing home. She told me that shortly after she started there she noticed at times some of her co-workers would go to the employees lounge asking for privacy because they were "taking relief". This usually happened at 2-4AM when there was not much else going on. So she asked one of the others if they were taking a nap, or what? She was told that they were giving themselves an enema and maybe "doing other things". The lounge had a couch and a private toilet. When her co-worker emerged with a smile on her face, she said, "You are next", and handed her a new plastic enema bag and told her to keep it in her locker for future use. My friend said she did not use it immediately but several days later the curiosity got the best of her and she had to try it, scared shitless (pun intended) that the supervisor would arrive unannounced for a check.

I'm not in a medically related business. For now, at least, at this stage of my career, I'm mostly a cubicle dweller. Who knows what the future holds.

Mashie,

I have suffered from these complaints too. So my question: Why did you not swallow a good dose Castor Oil? The Russian Popular Medicine recommends 1 milliliter Castor Oil per 1 kilogramm of the weight of the human body; e. g. 60 kg corresponds to 60 ml (= 2 oz) Castor Oil. Normally 2 to 4 hours after having gulped this stuff the evacuations will begin; exceptionally 1 to 6 hours later. In this manner the bowels will be totally cleansed.

Two very simple reasons, I was at work and was in so much pain I needed help ASAP and didn't have 2-4 hours to wait, and 2 because Castor Oil is not something we keep in our facilities on a normal basis. Also, again, I was in so much pain, putting anything in the top would have only made me puke. It was hard enough to breathe, much less swallow. I just pray to God that never happens again.

Mashie

Gave a bulb to female student in the nuseses office. Mom was surprised when she picked up the daughter but did thank me